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Billy Mays Dies

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    HELLO I'M BILLY MAYS AND MY PRODUCERS IS TURNING INTO A PENGUIN?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    More like Billy Haze.

    of drugs and alcohol

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    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i see what you did there

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    little do you guys know those chemicals are all in oxi clean

    they just built up in his system from years of shilling

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    So that's how he could make my clothes whiter than ever

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    When you cut your lines, are they sometimes of uneven width and length?

    All that hard work scraping and cutting and it never seems to come out just right?

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Actually, the coke explains quite a bit about the man's energy during the commercials.
    BillyMays.jpg

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Or, you know...his three hip surgeries.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Actually, the coke explains quite a bit about the man's energy during the commercials.
    BillyMays.jpg

    Billy Mays here and I do cocaine!
    Seriously I do a lot of cocaine

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think Billy Mays went to my college.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Guess who sidelines selling cocaine too?

    (advertising is NSFW)
    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/vince_shlomi_shamwows_a_hooker.php

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    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Billy Mays gives a hooker $500 to start a fight with one of her clients - Vince Shlomi.
    Following the fight, Vince Shlomi begins investigating the incident, finds out Billy Mays did it.
    Vince Shlomi contacts Billy Mays dealer of drugs...

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Guess who sidelines selling cocaine too?

    (advertising is NSFW)
    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/vince_shlomi_shamwows_a_hooker.php

    Ooold

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited August 2009
    My lord this thread has turned into a monument of the triumphs of SE++

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Billy Mays here with Coca Clean and have I got a deal for you!

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    Guess who sidelines selling cocaine too?

    (advertising is NSFW)
    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/vince_shlomi_shamwows_a_hooker.php

    Ooold


    Yes, I'll give you that but relevant? I would say so.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This makes me sad

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