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A [Chat] Between Hitler and Anne Frank

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    You guys wanna see something freaky?

    hitler-ww1.jpg

    The guy under the X is Adolf Hitler during WW1.

    Holy shit Luigi is Hitler. D:

    Look! Look at the dog! Look at his face! He's clearly some kind of evil mastermind behind all the evil of the past century!

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    they delivered my lamp!

    only it is too hot and it casts kind of a buttery yellow light

    so I am going to return it, but I don't know what other lamp to get instead

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hoorah for depression

    The worst part is picking up a kitty to feel better and then kitty kicks you in the face and whines.

    Our dog never did that.

    I mean, he would stop comforting me and jump out of my arms at the slightest hint of food, but he never kicked me in the face like that.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    I have! As someone with a thorough crush on John Cusack, I have seen allhis movies.

    Premier kakos on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hulu needs more episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Hoorah for depression

    The worst part is picking up a kitty to feel better and then kitty kicks you in the face and whines.

    Our dog never did that.

    I mean, he would stop comforting me and jump out of my arms at the slightest hint of food, but he never kicked me in the face like that.

    Cats hate people. It's science

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Hoorah for depression

    The worst part is picking up a kitty to feel better and then kitty kicks you in the face and whines.

    Our dog never did that.

    I mean, he would stop comforting me and jump out of my arms at the slightest hint of food, but he never kicked me in the face like that.
    My solution is to not have pets. What are you depressed about, Cass?

    Richy on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    Goddamned [chat] title.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Goddamned [chat] title.

    The title refers to a different Hitler.

    <.<
    >.>
    No it doesn't. Sorry, my Jewish hombre.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    It's cool. Her prose sucked, anyway.
    I often laugh to avoid crying

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hoorah for depression

    The worst part is picking up a kitty to feel better and then kitty kicks you in the face and whines.

    You should borrow our orange cat. He is the most loving cat on the face of the planet. He could just spend all day mewing and purring while being pet.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    I have! As someone with a thorough crush on John Cusack, I have seen allhis movies.

    Oh you poor bastard that means you saw serendipity.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my roommate bought a kitty and named it Richard Parker

    he was very cute

    one night, my roommate woke up and felt like someone was near him or looking at him

    so he opened one eye to kind of peek around his room, and Richard Parker was all coiled on the pillow next to his head and took a swipe at his eye

    skippydumptruck on
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    I have! As someone with a thorough crush on John Cusack, I have seen allhis movies.

    Oh you poor bastard that means you saw serendipity.

    In Kakos' defense, that movie had Kate Beckinsale in it, who doesn't want to look at her doing just about anything?

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    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    I have! As someone with a thorough crush on John Cusack, I have seen allhis movies.

    Oh you poor bastard that means you saw serendipity.

    In Kakos' defense, that movie had Kate Beckinsale in it, who doesn't want to look at her doing just about anything?
    I would definitely look at her doing just about anything.

    Richy on
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    I have! As someone with a thorough crush on John Cusack, I have seen allhis movies.

    Oh you poor bastard that means you saw serendipity.

    In Kakos' defense, that movie had Kate Beckinsale in it, who doesn't want to look at her doing just about anything?

    This.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    In Kakos' defense, that movie had Kate Beckinsale in it, who doesn't want to look at her doing just about anything?

    It was the height of Cusacks horrible adult rom coms. To be only topped by the horrid Must love dogs.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MblackwellMblackwell Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    kakos: have you ever seen the movie Max with John Cusack?

    I have! As someone with a thorough crush on John Cusack, I have seen allhis movies.

    Oh you poor bastard that means you saw serendipity.

    In Kakos' defense, that movie had Kate Beckinsale in it, who doesn't want to look at her doing just about anything?

    This.

    quoted to add to the lime

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    John Hitler, little known pioneer of the German School of Mime, brother of the Führer

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    John Hitler, little known pioneer of the German School of Mime, brother of the Führer

    Reminds me of an episode of the John Laroquette Show (why I remember these crazy things I never know) where he introduced himself as John Hitler when he meets a neo nazi named like Ben Mussolini.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2009
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I loved the first season of the john laroquette show

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

    oh the humanity

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

    His career went up in flames after that.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Isn't there a bad jokes thread already?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

    As I understand it, he was appointed as Chancellor with the intention of boxing him in with other Cabinet Ministers, so his influence was limited.

    And then that silly Dutch Communist burned down the Reichstag, tripping the wire of paranoia which allowed Hitler to strip a lot of fundamental rights. The rest, as they say, sucked balls for everyone east of Ireland.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Did Paul von Hindenburg blow up in a huge fireball or was that the other Hindenburg?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

    His career went up in flames after that.

    He was considered a massive gasbag

    Senjutsu on
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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my DS isn't charging and it's almost out of power. :(

    Which is more likely, that the power cord (which may or may not have been plugged in when we got a pretty bad surge from a nearby lightning strike last week) went bad or that the battery is fried?

    Before answering, keep in mind that close proximity to me does tend to do odd things to electronic devices, and batteries in particular. And no, the DS wasn't plugged into the cord when the lightning hit.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bezier curves are so neat.

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    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

    His career went up in flames after that.

    He was considered a massive gasbag

    And his successors were just full of hot air.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am incresingly agitated with my parents lately.

    But I am also a bum who lives with his parents, so I don't have much room to bitch,

    However, they act so-goddamm-funny.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I am incresingly agitated with my parents lately.

    But I am also a bum who lives with his parents, so I don't have much room to bitch,

    However, they act so-goddamm-funny.

    Do things the preacher way. Murder them and hire actors to play your parents when people want to "meet" them.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Did you know it was president Paul von Hindenburg that appointed Hilter as chancellor? What a disaster that guy was.

    His career went up in flames after that.

    He was considered a massive gasbag

    And his successors were just full of hot air.

    Well the guy was always high, except once in a while when he crashed.

    Richy on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerissa wrote: »
    my DS isn't charging and it's almost out of power. :(

    Which is more likely, that the power cord (which may or may not have been plugged in when we got a pretty bad surge from a nearby lightning strike last week) went bad or that the battery is fried?

    Before answering, keep in mind that close proximity to me does tend to do odd things to electronic devices, and batteries in particular. And no, the DS wasn't plugged into the cord when the lightning hit.

    Do you have another DS you could try that power cord with or another power cord to try with your DS? You would be able to isolate the problem that way.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dudes who developed the Riddick game

    your game seemed like it might be fun but some sort of instructions or demonstration of the controls or something in the demo might better entice me into purchasing your game

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I am incresingly agitated with my parents lately.

    But I am also a bum who lives with his parents, so I don't have much room to bitch,

    However, they act so-goddamm-funny.

    Do things the preacher way. Murder them and hire actors to play your parents when people want to "meet" them.

    ah preach, is there anything you can't solve?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You know what the saddest thing is?

    Look at people's attitudes towards the "Great SO" thread and the "Horror stories about the bitch who carved out my heart with an ice cream scoop" threads

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    ah preach, is there anything you can't solve?

    Sexual problems, the murder thing only excerbates the issue.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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