definitely that first one. But we have an under 2 month old kid, so I'm not really complaining. And we got married in September, so there was some sex after marriage, but not so much lately.
Well you want to encourage her to have sex soon, perhaps saying she's beautiful instead of "Jesus I didn't realize you were such a cow before you cow." would help wally, just a tip.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
It is a place though to give me an excuse to take my shirt off more often.
Now I just need to work out more so I will be more sexy when my shirt is off
Sabs there is never a good reason for your shirt to be off. I mean I guess if someone ingested poison and needed to throw up immediately would be a good reason, so there is like one.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
It is a place though to give me an excuse to take my shirt off more often.
Now I just need to work out more so I will be more sexy when my shirt is off
Sabs there is never a good reason for your shirt to be off. I mean I guess if someone ingested poison and needed to throw up immediately would be a good reason, so there is like one.
I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.
Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.
I thought marriage was just a euphemism for sex. Isn't it just one big hot sticky miserable set of convolutions that eventually lead to an explosive release?
definitely that first one. But we have an under 2 month old kid, so I'm not really complaining. And we got married in September, so there was some sex after marriage, but not so much lately.
Well you want to encourage her to have sex soon, perhaps saying she's beautiful instead of "Jesus I didn't realize you were such a cow before you cow." would help wally, just a tip.
I was just gonna try to get her on ambian, but maybe I'll try your approach first. More seriously, she had an IUD (or is it IED?) put in, so we're taking it easy for now. I am giving her all the back rubs I can though....
I was just gonna try to get her on ambian, but maybe I'll try your approach first. More seriously, she had an IUD (or is it IED?) put in, so we're taking it easy for now. I am giving her all the back rubs I can though....
Well I've heard if you get some heroin you have jennifer connelly suck your dick, this may not work if you aren't keith david.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.
Not for me, though I could see as you get older you wouldn't want sex as often so you don't. I mean relationships evolve and our bodies don't always maintain the same level of hormones as they once did.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Blockbuster paid out a settlement over excessive late fees while I worked there. Anyone who was in the suit got a coupon for a free rental.
One.
One coupon for a free rental.
That if they returned late, they'd have to pay a late fee on.
I worked at blockbuster too in high school
it was a pretty good job!
I worked at Blockbuster for like 3 weeks. My most striking memories are the extensive policy regarding them being willing and able to search you and your possessions at any time, and the time we were closed and I was waiting for my supervisor to finish wrapping up the shift, I got warned not to sit on the counter. After closing. When I was clocked out. Because "they" would see on the cameras and I'd get in trouble.
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It is a place though to give me an excuse to take my shirt off more often.
Now I just need to work out more so I will be more sexy when my shirt is off
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Well you want to encourage her to have sex soon, perhaps saying she's beautiful instead of "Jesus I didn't realize you were such a cow before you cow." would help wally, just a tip.
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I worked at blockbuster too in high school
it was a pretty good job!
The best way is to wait for them to answer incorrectly and then respond, "No no, it's on your inside thigh. Let me show you."
Unfortunately, I have nothing actually interesting to add to the topic. D'oh.
It's also about time I change my sig and avatar. Soon.
And that's why I drink constantly but eh it beats schadenfraude.
Sabs there is never a good reason for your shirt to be off. I mean I guess if someone ingested poison and needed to throw up immediately would be a good reason, so there is like one.
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No trust me. You are a fount of schadenfraude.
Is it still schadenfraude if the other person doesn't find the situation to be particularly awfully?
my wife is going to get a yarn ball with knitting needles on her back too
Kiss my glorious golden ass.
I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.
Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.
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Yes and it's schadenfreude.
The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.
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My spell check. .
said I was right
That was supposed to follow-up like 5 posts ago...
Myth? No friend. . .it is a legend
:winky:
My penis is like the Lochness Monster, everyone keeps on hearing about it but no one has actually seen it.
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I was just gonna try to get her on ambian, but maybe I'll try your approach first. More seriously, she had an IUD (or is it IED?) put in, so we're taking it easy for now. I am giving her all the back rubs I can though....
The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.
Well I've heard if you get some heroin you have jennifer connelly suck your dick, this may not work if you aren't keith david.
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They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
you have this real automatic hate self thing going on
its slightly irritating because i like what you ahve to say and then you go and call me a worthless person for thinking you are worthwhile.
goddamit man!
Not for me, though I could see as you get older you wouldn't want sex as often so you don't. I mean relationships evolve and our bodies don't always maintain the same level of hormones as they once did.
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My penis is like Bigfoot; it's really just a dude in a horrible fur suit walking funny.
covered in slime
dwelling in cold, lightless depths
a holdover from an earlier era
What's this worthless shit all about?
:P
Your spell check ought to be beaten with a stick... while I watch, point and laugh!
but dont want to get married because its a silly cultural institution.
looks like im golden
except i do because deep in my heart i want to wear a white dress and have everybody looking at me
wait
er
I worked at Blockbuster for like 3 weeks. My most striking memories are the extensive policy regarding them being willing and able to search you and your possessions at any time, and the time we were closed and I was waiting for my supervisor to finish wrapping up the shift, I got warned not to sit on the counter. After closing. When I was clocked out. Because "they" would see on the cameras and I'd get in trouble.
I didn't give them 2 weeks notice.
I typically spell so badly I confound even the best spell checkers
and come up with decent excuse for why, once again, I have avoided socialising.
Reminds me of a friend of mine. He got married 13 years into the relationship.