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A [Chat] Between Hitler and Anne Frank

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    supplies have been gotted.

    I should probably try and do a bit more of this paper...though I might just play bejeweled instead (it is nearly 5.30 after all).

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    supplies have been gotted.

    I should probably try and do a bit more of this paper...though I might just play bejeweled instead (it is nearly 5.30 after all).

    Addict!

    Haphazard on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Also a joke based on the fact that you'd love to see me shove a cheeseburger into my 'gina.

    I'm a simple man with simple needs, NOW DO IT WHORE I PAID FOR THE WHOLE HOUR!

    If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that...





    OH WAIT

    Nickle? Since when are you charging 5 times your normal rate?

    I've been gone for a while. Things change. We're in a recession you know.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I think I hate cnn.com

    Why?

    the front page is full of exploitative shit I do not care about

    * Michael Jackson autopsy done, but on hold
    * Mom sees son, 11, die in desert
    * Girl, 9, details rape to photographer
    * WKMG: Man guilty of groping Minnie Mouse
    * Driver scoops up baby crawling in road
    * Kate denies having affair with bodyguard

    skippydumptruck on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2009
    I'm off to the store to glare at the shelves until inspiration for dinner materializes.

    Echo on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I think I hate cnn.com

    Why?

    the front page is full of exploitative shit I do not care about

    * Michael Jackson autopsy done, but on hold
    * Mom sees son, 11, die in desert
    * Girl, 9, details rape to photographer
    * WKMG: Man guilty of groping Minnie Mouse
    * Driver scoops up baby crawling in road
    * Kate denies having affair with bodyguard

    Well shit, I've learned everything I need to know today.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I think I hate cnn.com

    Why?

    the front page is full of exploitative shit I do not care about

    * Michael Jackson autopsy done, but on hold
    * Mom sees son, 11, die in desert
    * Girl, 9, details rape to photographer
    * WKMG: Man guilty of groping Minnie Mouse

    * Driver scoops up baby crawling in road
    * Kate denies having affair with bodyguard
    hahahahaha

    Tav on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2009
    the front page is full of exploitative shit I do not care about

    * Michael Jackson autopsy done, but on hold
    * Mom sees son, 11, die in desert
    * Girl, 9, details rape to photographer
    * WKMG: Man guilty of groping Minnie Mouse
    * Driver scoops up baby crawling in road
    * Kate denies having affair with bodyguard

    Don't you see? This is the quality news reporting real journalists do, so fuck them bloggers!

    ...right, off I go.

    Echo on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Who hasn't wanted to grope minnie mouse?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Who hasn't wanted to grope minnie mouse?

    familyguy-minniemouse-pictureworth1000bucks_1244482697.jpg

    matt has a problem on
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm playing the WC3 story for the first time. Arthas is starting to lose the plot a bit! I hope he doesn't do something crazy :P

    I don't know if maybe you've heard this story yet...

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Man. 4.75 hours till I get to go home.

    I just got home!

    Lucky son of a bish..

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Who hasn't wanted to grope minnie mouse?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSw11duvfUQ

    Tav on
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Do you have kids?

    Nope, but to have kids wouldn't I have to have sex? I mean honestly.

    You don't have kids, so you don't know where I'm going with this.

    Yes, obviously you would have to have sex to have kids.

    After she gives birth, however, your wife will not want things in there for a while.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Do you have kids?

    Nope, but to have kids wouldn't I have to have sex? I mean honestly.

    You don't have kids, so you don't know where I'm going with this.

    Yes, obviously you would have to have sex to have kids.

    After she gives birth, however, your wife will not want things in there for a while.

    What's that prove other than things need time to heal?

    Ludious on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm playing the WC3 story for the first time. Arthas is starting to lose the plot a bit! I hope he doesn't do something crazy :P

    I don't know if maybe you've heard this story yet...

    Dude, I've played WoW for 3 years. I know where this is going :P

    Tav on
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey man, all I'm saying is that some women have a decrease in their sex drive after having children.

    It's not like I'm challenging your views on gravity or something.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I think I hate cnn.com

    Why?

    the front page is full of exploitative shit I do not care about

    * Michael Jackson autopsy done, but on hold
    * Mom sees son, 11, die in desert
    * Girl, 9, details rape to photographer
    * WKMG: Man guilty of groping Minnie Mouse
    * Driver scoops up baby crawling in road
    * Kate denies having affair with bodyguard

    *goes to cnn.com

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    And some women's libido takes off after they have kids.

    Again what is your point

    Ludious on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=26

    Fourth panel

    hahahaha

    goodness i have dropped the constitution

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think the real Tragedy in the Jon and Kate saga (other than the fact that people have made it news) is that Kate (Henceforth known as the Winter Queen of Narnia) was dogged something fierce (Deservedly so) by the media for being a harpy ice queen.

    The minute Jon grows a pair and leaves her, he is villianized and she is the victim.

    Ludious on
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    And some women's libido takes off after they have kids.

    Again what is your point

    Hey here's a thought, maybe I wasn't making the blanket statement you think I'm making.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    And some women's libido takes off after they have kids.

    Again what is your point

    Yeah honestly a coworker of mine has been married for 15 years and always talks about her very active sex life with her husband, if anything she wants it more than him.

    I hate that some people give this bullshit "Man marriage is sexless" when they are not currently married, or dating, or anything.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Who are Jon and Kate?
    Do I even want to know?

    Haphazard on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I think the real Tragedy in the Jon and Kate saga (other than the fact that people have made it news) is that Kate (Henceforth known as the Winter Queen of Narnia) was dogged something fierce (Deservedly so) by the media for being a harpy ice queen.

    The minute Jon grows a pair and leaves her, he is villianized and she is the victim.

    I honestly think she did that on purpose. She made a finanical deal with him, that he would get off scott free with some spending cash if he went out and made himself look like an ass so she could be the victim, she's fucking conniving like that.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's kind of scary to realise that the policy document you've been working on the past several weeks is nearly finished (how the hell did it hit 20 pages I don't know) and more scary to realise it's actually going to be considered by someone in government seriously, especially considering I don't even have a degree yet.

    This summer job is awesome.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My first time was a single mom who wanted some fun.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.

    Gee I dunno Josh why anyone would think that you were making a blanket statement. I haven't the faintest clue where anyone would get that crazy idea.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Who are Jon and Kate?
    Do I even want to know?

    +8

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Who are Jon and Kate?
    Do I even want to know?

    I'd say this is one of those things where if you have to ask you don't want to know.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Who are Jon and Kate?
    Do I even want to know?

    Kate is an evil woman who enslaved a frumpy geek and had a set of twins and a set of sextuplets.

    She lords over the frumpy geek and spawn every week on national television.

    The frumpy geek finally grew a cast iron pair and put her in her place.

    Ludious on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Who are Jon and Kate?
    Do I even want to know?

    You don't want to know.

    Western civilization, decline, bread and circuses, etc.

    desc on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My first time was as a single mom who wanted some fun.
    That's how I read it initially.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.

    Gee I dunno Josh why anyone would think that you were making a blanket statement. I haven't the faintest clue where anyone would get that crazy idea.

    Could it... could it be? A joke?

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=26

    Fourth panel

    hahahaha

    goodness i have dropped the constitution

    http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=23


    Beaton is a master of facial expressions. Always so hilarious.

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    damn josh, you must have a rearview mirror the way you be backpedaling.

    Ludious on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    Could it... could it be? A joke?

    Pathetic, absolutely pathetic.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, I really didn't need to know. :P
    Thanks anyway.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I must say, I did think the less sex comment was a joke.

    Also, I'll add that the percentage of time spent together, spent having sex has dropped enormously. As I have things to get done...

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.

    Gee I dunno Josh why anyone would think that you were making a blanket statement. I haven't the faintest clue where anyone would get that crazy idea.

    Could it... could it be? A joke?
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

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