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Turtles and Ninjas discussed within

Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Also, turtles who look like Sailor Moon.

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There's a new movie coming out, so everyone talk about Ninja Turtles and other ridiculous shit we loved 17 years ago.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    do not want image macro dot jay peg

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't understand people who say the new movie is going to ruin the old franchise.

    It's not like the Ninja Turtles had all that much integrity to begin with.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sweet fancy moses.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Which turtle is that?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    I don't understand people who say the new movie is going to ruin the old franchise.

    It's not like Transformers had all that much integrity to begin with.

    Edited to reflect my views.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Transformers looks amazing

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    really it's a pretty brutal franchise with a disproportionate amount of fanboys attached to it

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    Transformers looks amazing

    I just don't understand a lot of the hate it's been getting from internet nerds.

    I mean christ

    did they even watch the old show

    or the original movie?

    we are not talking ahead of it's time, high fucking art here.

    the historical revisionism that nerds who grew up in the 80's practice is astounding.

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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Helps them escape the fact that they're still living in their parents' basement.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah - my favorite bits were how they could never get the scale quite right.

    Megatron was a robot that was several times larger than a human but could transform into a handgun that could be used by a human.

    Devestator was the largest of the decpticons (well, at the time) but could somehow fit inside the back of Astrotrain, who was half his height, along with every other Decepticon.

    Unicron was apparently the size of earth, slightly smaller than the moon, only about ten to twenty times larger than Galvatron, and about half the size of Cybertron, all within the same scene.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GOJIRA! wrote: »
    Helps them escape the fact that they're still living in their parents' basement.

    you ever want to see the insanity of transformers fans

    just look around for some stuff on a transformers fandom person who goes by Raksha

    i think she has an encyclopedia dramatica article

    holy fucking shit.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Isn't Benie Mac in it? Has he ever been in a good movie?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

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  • WyndhamPriceWyndhamPrice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He's pretty tolerable, yeah.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    So do i. you should watch a guide to recognizing your saints.


    also, i am looking forward to the new turtles movie. i mean, it's basically the god damn cartoon. it's not like they're changing anything dramatically.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    they look kinda skinny

    its like they all went on a movie star diet

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  • ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Isn't Benie Mac in it? Has he ever been in a good movie?

    The Oceans movies were pretty sweet (11 moreso than 12).

    I'm excited for the new Turtles movie, personally. Every time something new based on an old franchise comes out, someone or other complains that it will "ruin the franchise," so I don't listen to those people.

    MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN PUT VANILLA ICE IN THE NEW MOVIE AMIRITE?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    So do i. you should watch a guide to recognizing your saints.


    also, i am looking forward to the new turtles movie. i mean, it's basically the god damn cartoon. it's not like they're changing anything dramatically.

    yeah

    when the first trailer came out i was pretty worried

    all running across the buildings and looking all dark and xtreme

    then michaelangelo fell into a dumpster

    and i was appeased

    the second trailer, which explains the actual plot and stuff, makes me want to see the movie

    it looks like the cartoon series from two years ago, only cgi

    i liked that series

    so i approve

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    So do i. you should watch a guide to recognizing your saints.


    also, i am looking forward to the new turtles movie. i mean, it's basically the god damn cartoon. it's not like they're changing anything dramatically.

    yeah

    when the first trailer came out i was pretty worried

    all running across the buildings and looking all dark and xtreme

    then michaelangelo fell into a dumpster

    and i was appeased

    the second trailer, which explains the actual plot and stuff, makes me want to see the movie

    it looks like the cartoon series from two years ago, only cgi

    i liked that series

    so i approve

    When i saw the first trailer i was sort of hoping it was going to be kind of dark, like the comics. But i got no beef.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it better be the like original comic where sharp objects actually meet flesh. OH HEY I HAVE THESE SWORDS, I ONLY REALLY USE THEM TO CUT UP PIZZAS AND ROBOTS

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    it better be the like original comic where sharp objects actually meet flesh. OH HEY I HAVE THESE SWORDS, I ONLY REALLY USE THEM TO CUT UP PIZZAS AND ROBOTS

    I doubt it

    have you watched the most recent cartoon series?

    it will probably be like that.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You use the swords for blocking, and then you finish them with a kick.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    You use the swords for blocking, and then you finish them with a kick.

    also, hilt-punching and pommel-bashes

    man, when i was a kid, i preferred the archie comics version of the turtles to the original, mirage comics version

    in fact, the only reason i read the mirage comics at all is because i had the tmnt RPG, and that was based entirely on the mirage comics.

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    Hated him on Even Stevens, liked him in Holes.

    Re: Blade meets flesh

    I actually liked the Foot soldiers better as robots (cartoon) than as misguided teens (movies)

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh man I just admited I've seen Even Stevens on a new page :/

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    Hated him on Even Stevens, liked him in Holes.

    Re: Blade meets flesh

    I actually liked the Foot soldiers better as robots (cartoon) than as misguided teens (movies)

    He makes a good sidekick

    see: i, robot and constantine

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    Hated him on Even Stevens, liked him in Holes.

    Re: Blade meets flesh

    I actually liked the Foot soldiers better as robots (cartoon) than as misguided teens (movies)

    He makes a good sidekick

    see: i, robot and constantine

    I have seen both of those and never realized it was him. So I guess I approve of him in general?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    doesn't transformers have some horrible live actors in it? I mean I can live with CG, but annoying people are still annoying.

    I like Shia LeBeouf.

    Hated him on Even Stevens, liked him in Holes.

    Re: Blade meets flesh

    I actually liked the Foot soldiers better as robots (cartoon) than as misguided teens (movies)

    He makes a good sidekick

    see: i, robot and constantine

    I have seen both of those and never realized it was him. So I guess I approve of him in general?

    I saw a lot of internet bitching when the second trailer came out, people all like "god damn it don't focus on human characters make it about robots"

    uh

    show's always been about the humans and their transformer buddies.

    usually a kid of some kind

    every single series except Beast Wars had this as a central theme

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Transformers looks amazing

    I just don't understand a lot of the hate it's been getting from internet nerds.

    I mean christ

    did they even watch the old show

    or the original movie?

    we are not talking ahead of it's time, high fucking art here.

    the historical revisionism that nerds who grew up in the 80's practice is astounding.

    I am in no way a transformer nerd. I've only watched the Beast Wars show a little and that's it. Never saw any of the other stuff.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I actually like the character designs

    except for the extreme flames on optimus

    because it just looks dorky and doesn't suit optimus' character

    but beyond that

    they look pretty cool.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Shia LaBeouf is a great actor.

    Also, I agree about the flames on Optimus not matching his character at all. And they could have at least made the slightest attempt to make Megatron look like Megatron at all. I'm not saying he has to be a gun, like a tank or whatever would be fine. But his robot mode bears no resemblence to his cartoon counterpart. Most of the other stuff doesn't really bug me.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought the decepticons were all supposed to be airplanes or airplane-related
    in this one.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well the new TMNT movie can`t be worser than the third movie or the life-action television series

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    There is no third Turtles movie.

    Also, I've heard that this new CG movie is supposed to take place in the same continuity as the live action ones.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    There is no third Turtles movie.

    Also, I've heard that this new CG movie is supposed to take place in the same continuity as the live action ones.

    You mean right after their TIME TRAVELING ADVENTURE TO ANCIENT JAPAN?

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    heh. i remember the TMNT. i also remember the biker mice from mars.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    heh. i remember the TMNT. i also remember the biker mice from mars.

    In that episode where they showed us how the biker mice got their injuries and such, they showed Modo in a big puddle of blood with just one arm left. That was pretty brutal for a kid's cartoon.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    There is no third Turtles movie.

    Also, I've heard that this new CG movie is supposed to take place in the same continuity as the live action ones.

    You mean right after their TIME TRAVELING ADVENTURE TO ANCIENT JAPAN?

    That never happened.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    There is no third Turtles movie.

    Also, I've heard that this new CG movie is supposed to take place in the same continuity as the live action ones.

    You mean right after their TIME TRAVELING ADVENTURE TO ANCIENT JAPAN?

    That never happened.

    Oh, come on.

    The scene with the boxer shorts was glorious.

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