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I am so sick of dogs

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He left. A mystery for the ages.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dan, tell me how to become a fatty.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    > follow dracula

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    I don't

    That is

    Why would you post a thing saying you are great at cooking in a thread about dogs? DON'T TEMPT ME WITH OBVIOUS RACIST JOKES
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=14002

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Dan, tell me how to become a fatty.

    red beans and rice erryday


    Mix Weight Gainer and Whey Isolate Protein at a triple dose daily, blend with frozen fruit and Sunny D.

    Buy injectable B-complex at 500% RDA and inject twice weekly.

    Each morning eat two cups of cream of wheat heavily creamed with full cream and butter.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OR... I could not, 'cause got-dayum

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    buy tub of ice cream

    eat said tub

    repeat

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    some people have to work at it

    some people just have the gift 8-)

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    There is a dude on this bus who looks exactly like twilight

    should I ask if he is a Dracula

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I want that board

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    OR... I could not, 'cause got-dayum

    thats maybe half my intake to maintain the weight I have now.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dan, I'm sorry you're so broken.

    If it's any consolation I, unlike god, don't hate you.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    now that I think of it, just about all of my friends are unnaturally skinny.

    I wonder if that's a subconscious attempt to undermine my own self-esteem

    wouldn't be the first time

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So, I know I often link you things which make you spend way more money than anyone has a right to... but you have got to check these iPhone cases out, Dan.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    So, I know I often link you things which make you spend way more money than anyone has a right to... but you have got to check these iPhone cases out, Dan.

    those are horrendous

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I mean I know I'm the last dude to be calling something gaudy but I dunno

    even I'd feel the fool rockin' one of those

    that could just be the negative stigma I attach to japanese imagery these days due to nerds though

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yo dawg we heard you like cases so we put a case in yo case so you can look audacious while you casing

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Dan, tell me how to become a fatty.

    red beans and rice erryday


    Mix Weight Gainer and Whey Isolate Protein at a triple dose daily, blend with frozen fruit and Sunny D.

    Buy injectable B-complex at 500% RDA and inject twice weekly.

    Each morning eat two cups of cream of wheat heavily creamed with full cream and butter.

    ewwwwwwww, Sunny D

    The Geek on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I mean I know I'm the last dude to be calling something gaudy but I dunno

    even I'd feel the fool rockin' one of those

    that could just be the negative stigma I attach to japanese imagery these days due to nerds though
    I recall someone's polyester Dragonball Z button ups... but I can't remember who...

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I mean I know I'm the last dude to be calling something gaudy but I dunno

    even I'd feel the fool rockin' one of those

    that could just be the negative stigma I attach to japanese imagery these days due to nerds though
    I recall someone's polyester Dragonball Z button ups... but I can't remember who...

    were they nastasha's?

    cuase that'd be kinda hot

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Seriously though, Shoeseph... those are fuckin' hand-painted, laquer cases. That's fucking pimp as shit.

    And the designs, though Japanese, are more subdued and traditional than most otaku-styled bullshit (like polyester dragon t-shirts).

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    is there a case that turns my phone into an anime?

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    if there is I'd probably use it ironically

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    look I had a phase I got over it

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But you left scars, spencer.

    you still carry them with you to this day.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I subconsciously added an n to the word "dogs" in the title and now I can't un-see it.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ndogs

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    dnogs

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But dogs really are great.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You're stupid. This thread is stupid.

    jwalk on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dags

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haha jwalk's signature in this thread

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh. Dags.

    I like dags.

    I like caravans more.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I might buy one of those cases if I were some sort of millionaire rock star who owned an iPhone

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'd buy one, but I'm too busy buying clothes so I can have something to wear when I go clothes shopping.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    shoe you are being overly careful about not looking like an otaku
    if you look at those cases, even the ones without big japanese characters, and all you think is how much of a weeaboo you would look like then i think there is some inner weeaboo shame you need to be addressing


    and on the topic of weight gain
    i was in a doctors waiting room leafing through womens magazines and saw this story about a new nurse in the anorexic ward or whatever casually enjoying some of the leftover milkshakes or whatever they got for the anorexic girls
    after a week she had gained 5kg
    i mean shit

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    well, at least you don't have to worry about that one
    Erm... yeah I do.

    Weight management goes in the other direction. I'm borderline "severely underweight." I was hoping I could get to a doctor at some point soon and figure out if there's anything that can be done aside from "eat a fucking sandwich, fatty." Not that I have much hope, but there you go.

    maybe some sort of mild hyperthyroidism?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    maybe some sort of mild hyperthyroidism?
    I dunno! No way to tell!

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Urgh I should be trying to gain weight

    I mean not only am I underweight for my size normally

    I still gotta gain back all that shit I lost from not eating for a week due to illness

    This'll probably mean working out more though, and I'm super lazy

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    You guys are makin' me hungry.

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