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It's Like Nothing Ever Changed!

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man, induction recharging works
    just have to put your balls on the recharger

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hehehehe

    one second baby, gotta charge my balls.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i saw the surgery for giving a dog fake balls in some reality show about a vet

    getting the fake nuts into where the real nuts were ended up being a tight fit
    the nut tubes dont have a lot of slack i guess

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Seriously this could work, for breast implants too. Doesn't even need a jack, put a wi-fi chip in there, recharge it via kinetic energy like those watches, bam you got a builtin portable hard drive. Why not, might as well get some use out of something artificial implanted in your body right?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    don't they have these electrodes that can be implanted near the base of your spine that cause instant orgasm?

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Built in pedometer.
    Like a Nike+

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i wonder how well induction charging works within the body though
    because i was thinking about it in a biomedical engineering lecture where the dude was talking about heart pumps or something
    and how people plug themselves in
    something about one company having a great product but crappy charger at the waist or something
    and somehow that was not as good as this other charging method owned by another company that had a plug in the head

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    whats that mp3 player or phone or whatever that uses induction charging
    im going to ask about this
    because seriously why should a dude have to plug themselves in when they could just place a thing next to their bed when they sleep

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the pre can do that, but you have to buy the doodad seperately

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    the battery's in your butt and the charger is in your chair

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Whats that charge pad thing called? It's like a mat that you just put your whatever on and it charges it?

    Smart hero will probably just come in and post now, so no need to google it yourselves, folks

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's time for steak

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Shit yeah, GPS navigation too. Voice activated, you just squeeze your junk and say a command.
    Might turn some heads, your balls talking to you, but so what?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »

    I'm kind of glad I finished eating my roasted figs before seeing that video

    itt fiz is apparently french royalty.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I asked my wife for neuticles after we got married
    She said no and that my settling down and being submissive was the point in the first place

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    She had you neutered?

    jwalk on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    jwalk wrote: »
    She had you neutered?

    He just said he got married, pay attention

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    heyo

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Thanks folks, I'll be at the Laugh Factory in Fort Lauderdale all September.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Z'ng!

    jwalk on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what's a z'ng

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's kinda like a zig.

    august on
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