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The Graphic Violence Phalla - Day 9 - X-Men and City of San Fransisco Victorious!

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ok well based on his own admission, I'm gonna cast my vote to

    KILL garroad_ran

    Funny little tidbit: On day 1, I voted for garroad_ran based solely on the RNG.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    garroad_ran

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeahhhhh, so, the evil team hasn't exactly been firing on all cylinders this game, but I'm going to put this out there anyway. If there's any other evils left out there, you should go ahead and contact me.

    I'm curious...

    I thought the point of the game was "informed minority." Are you saying that the evils aren't even aware of each other?

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    garroad_ran

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Garroad_ran

    It's time to end this once and for all.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    Yeahhhhh, so, the evil team hasn't exactly been firing on all cylinders this game, but I'm going to put this out there anyway. If there's any other evils left out there, you should go ahead and contact me.

    I'm curious...

    I thought the point of the game was "informed minority." Are you saying that the evils aren't even aware of each other?

    That is the point of the game, and that -does- seem to be what I'm saying. Or maybe I'm just messing with your head. Do I need to reiterate the first rule of phalla?

    All the game mechanics are usually divulged once the game is over, so you'll get to see exactly what was going on.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Garroad_ran

    Do we get a high score for number of surviving villagers?

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Garroad_ran

    Do we get a high score for number of surviving villagers?

    God, I hope so. This is the best-organized good network that I've seen in a while.*

    Oh, and garroad_ran - your reign of terror ends here! ~~strikes manly vanillager pose~~



    * Well, aside from Cyclops...

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That's what we -wanted- you to think.

    We've actually got your network infiltrated from top to bottom. Tonight Robos will reveal as Apocalypse, I will use my powers to magnetically deflect the vote, Wolverine will go insane and kill cyclops, Juggernaut will dig his way out of the pit, and that'll be all but game over.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    garroad_ran

    Even though I am voting for you, I want you to know that I often used Magneto in X-Men Legends 2/Marvel UA.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That's what we -wanted- you to think.

    We've actually got your network infiltrated from top to bottom. Tonight Robos will reveal as Apocalypse, I will use my powers to magnetically deflect the vote, Wolverine will go insane and kill cyclops, Juggernaut will dig his way out of the pit, and that'll be all but game over.

    I have to say - if that were to happen, I would be very impressed.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oooOOOoooOOOooo

    You forgot the part where I posthumously fire off the Death Ray.

    Shutting up now...
    OOOoooOOOoooOOO

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor, make it happen!

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Once more with feeling:

    Any remaining bad guys contact me, I've got info you can use, yaddi yaddi yadda

    But seriously, I think that's it.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    run garrod_ran, run!

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm kinda curious about what sort of info garroad_ran has. Specifically, what info he has that is useful now, but wasn't useful before (because, presumably, he'd have acted on it then).

    Also, once Magneto's down, is Predator X the only one left?

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's because revealing it earlier would've meant outing myself, which is obviously not a concern anymore.

    And no, I've already had some evil peeps contact me, so you've got some work left to do.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OR AM I LYING?

    muhahahahaha only a few people know

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Garroad_Ran

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think this is the part where you're supposed to say, "You shall not pass!", garroad.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He's not gandalf_ran. Sheesh.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rather, it'd be gandalf_fell

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    In an apparent attempt to make myself seem like the worst host ever, I just accidently wiped my PM box completely. If anyone but Nightcrawler, whose I remember, had sent me an order previously, please resend it.

    That is all.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    shalmelo wrote: »
    * Well, aside from Cyclops...
    Poor, poor Cyclops.

    garroad_ran

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    In an apparent attempt to make myself seem like the worst host ever, I just accidently wiped my PM box completely.

    OOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

    :lol: hahaha, I come from the grave just to laugh at you! Silly Faynor.

    OOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This is what happens when Magneto tries to play Solitaire using only the powers of his mind

    E: Really, could Magneto even use a computer? I'm racking my brain about this ...

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yes, he could. I would explain more deeply, but this be Phalla Country.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    In an apparent attempt to make myself seem like the worst host ever, I just accidently wiped my PM box completely. If anyone but Nightcrawler, whose I remember, had sent me an order previously, please resend it.

    That is all.

    ?

    Ba-zing!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    shut up shut up shut up!

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I know Wolverine and Cyclops' actions for tonight, if you're missing them.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nope, I've got those.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can't wait to see the look on your faces when Juggernaut jumps out of that pit and demolishes the rest of the city.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was entertaining a lady!

    Narration shouldn't take long.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The battle was almost won. It would finally be over.

    The citizens rallied around the beaten corpse of Magneto. He was barely alive and fading fast.

    "This isn't...over, you know. It's not the end. I'll come back. Our kind always... comes back."

    "Shut your face!" Madrox piped up.

    As the crowd began to cheer, they realized they were forgetting something.

    Predator X.

    Luckily, moments later, they heard someone approaching their impromptu victory party. It was a bloody and battered Wolverine, dragging the freshly slain beast.

    "It's done."

    He threw the corpse down into the middle of the group, and walked away to collect his thoughts. A lot had happened.

    Aside from the somber Wolverine, everyone was celebrating.

    "It's finally over. We've won. The city is safe." Emma said, with a slight twinge of hollowness in her voice.

    "Ja, Emma, the X-Men have won again. But, at what cost?"

    A few feet away, Cyclops was taking a rare break and enjoying the celebration. As he shot an optic blast into the sky as an impromptu fireworks display, there was a loud crash from above. He had somehow managed to hit Delmain, who fell from the balcony he'd been standing on.

    "Son of a bitch!"

    X-Men and City of San Fransisco victorious! Game complete!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    As a note, Predator X still had one Vig-Dodge, which both Juggernaut and Beast possessed, but there was no reason to delay this any longer. I'll work on posting the roles in a little bit, and then I'll address some things I wanted to say.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    lmao

    great ending. but who was predator x?

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MetroidZero. He actually did pretty well this game. If he had managed to hit Desc, who was Emma, a couple of days ago he definitely would have stood a chance.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why does Cyclops suck so bad? He's like a special-ed kid with a laser gun.

    Oh yeah. And CITIZEN POWER! Yeah!

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cyclops does not disappoint, even on the last day!

    Magneto/Toad/Blob proboards - http://evilbrosindahood.proboards.com/

    they should be open, but there really isn't much there. I picked the absolute worst day to go out of town and be inactive. I don't think it would've made a difference in the end, but it definitely didn't help.

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