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Brain tumor finishes what scotch and a river couldn't

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You know what's a fun thing to do in Dayton, Ohio? Pack up and get the fuck out of there.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    You know what's a fun thing to do in Dayton, Ohio? Pack up and get the fuck out of there.

    Hey, there's the wright brothers, west side(dont go there), and uhh, bikepaths?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    You know what's a fun thing to do in Dayton, Ohio? Pack up and get the fuck out of there.

    you've lived in some boring fucking places man

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    You know what's a fun thing to do in Dayton, Ohio? Pack up and get the fuck out of there.

    Hey, there's the wright brothers, west side(dont go there), and uhh, bikepaths?

    Why do you think the Wright brothers built a plane? To get the fuck out of Dayton. Why do you think when drove it to North Carolina to fly it? They didn't want to crash it and be stuck in Dayton.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    So apparently DARE encourages children rat out their parents.

    Awesome.

    to be quite honest if your parents are doing something more serious than pot and you're not old enough to drive you should probably tell somebody about it

    When my mom had her biopsy done her friend came down from Rochester to go with her

    I got home from school that day and they had already had two bottles of wine and smoked three bowls

    That was a weird fucking night

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  • BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    So apparently DARE encourages children rat out their parents.

    Awesome.

    to be quite honest if your parents are doing something more serious than pot and you're not old enough to drive you should probably tell somebody about it

    When my mom had her biopsy done her friend came down from Rochester to go with her

    I got home from school that day and they had already had two bottles of wine and smoked three bowls

    That was a weird fucking night

    Role model

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I had some assignment about my family tree for school that night too

    I had to call my grandmother for help because mom was hiiiiigh

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    At least you know high mom is going to keep some good munchies at the house.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    don't you dare apologize for this

    get off my dingy

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought he was a macho womanizing stud who CONQUERED THE MOON!!!!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    somebody told me straight edgers will just kick your beer out of your hand and beat the shit out of you if you try to have a beer at one of their shows

    is that for reals

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    farktedkennedybook.jpg

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2009
    wow

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hahahahahaha

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh my goodness

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Ahahahahaha

    That is fantastic.

    DWI

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    maryjocopy.jpg

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    And one more

    teddy3tv.jpg

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Uncle Hunter likes some 40 year old scotch too, so I can't hold that against Ted.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jenkins' remark raises eyebrows
    U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins offered encouragement to conservatives at a town hall forum that the Republican Party would embrace a "great white hope" capable of thwarting the political agenda endorsed by Democrats who control Congress and President Barack Obama.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Jenkins' remark raises eyebrows
    U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins offered encouragement to conservatives at a town hall forum that the Republican Party would embrace a "great white hope" capable of thwarting the political agenda endorsed by Democrats who control Congress and President Barack Obama.

    ugh

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    no no, see, he's talking about like...a great white shark!
    that puts black people in their place!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    black people do hate sharks

    so that could be it

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought black people hated wolverines and asians hates sharks.

    You know, like white people hate bears.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    no asian people turn into sharks

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    no see black people are afraid of the ocean because of sharks

    look I'm a doctor

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Asian people eat tiger penis to fight sharks, I saw it on the travel channel.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    no see black people are afraid of the ocean because of sharks

    Confirmed.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    http://bit.ly/SEYlL

    stoooooooooop it, guy

    the whole election is "OBAMA = TURRIST" and now that he's elected this dude's like "I'M A TURRIST, BUT THE GOOD KIND"

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    black people cannot see the moon

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Black people are not white people.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    x people y

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what about

    blue people

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    One time when I was on acid someone gave me a piece of gum but it was the kind with the liquid center and I thought I'd bitten my own tongue somehow and the blood tasted like mints.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what about

    blue people

    naked

    all the time

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hear they can't draw too well either

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I heard they can be meanies

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    http://cjonline.com/news/state/2009-08-26/jenkins_remark_raises_eyebrows

    LOL. She should have looked that phrase up...

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