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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also aliens

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    luke is literally 2,000 years old

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Nothing that comes (or does not come) out of that camp surprises me anymore. The fact that the original unedited wide screen versions have been "lost" or whateverthefuck is such horse-shit.
    Well Nasa lost the original broadcast of the moonwalk.

    People just wernt as into saving shit back then I guess?

    The difference is, the original moon landing didn't get a complete retcon. We still have copies which are (arguably) just as good as the original. IE: no one went back and fucked with the order the astronauts came out of the moon lander, or like... the fucking make of the moon buggy isn't now all of a sudden a Toyota.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yoda's normal lifespan was like twenty years

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fett's clone genetics were breaking down for a while until he found a dude who had a treatment to halt the accelerated aging and I think even back it up a little bit

    I wonder if this means that some author will see this as a way they can keep Fett alive forever

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that's stupid fett shouldn't have any issues with his clone genetics

    no, no, I'm not getting into this

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's stupid fett shouldn't have any issues with his clone genetics

    no, no, I'm not getting into this

    It was an imperfect science dogg, things go wrong

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He was like 70 and dying but as has been pointed out, both here and in a couple of the books (I think) human lifespans in general are greater than what we're used to, and specifically Fett said he felt he should have had at least 30 years left in him

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    But Fett was a perfect unaltered clone he shouldn't have any problem with why am I talking about this aaaaargh

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I met him in a club down in old malachor
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
    he walked up to me and she asked me if i needed a job done
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice she said boba
    b-o-b-a boba
    bo-bo-bo-bo boba

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    But Fett was a perfect unaltered clone he shouldn't have any problem with why am I talking about this aaaaargh

    he was still a clone

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah man I just said, cloning breaks down

    I think one of the explanations for why the stormtroopers in the original trilogy suck so bad was because they were clones of clones of clones and at that point they're not exactly elite soldiers any more

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I met him in a club down in old malachor
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
    he walked up to me and she asked me if i needed a job done
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice she said boba
    b-o-b-a boba
    bo-bo-bo-bo boba

    oh god

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's stupid fett shouldn't have any issues with his clone genetics

    no, no, I'm not getting into this

    It was an imperfect science dogg, things go wrong
    things would expectedly go wrong with the other clones because they were changing things in the genetic code, but boba is a straight jango clone with no growth acceleration, something the kaminoans would have been able to do easily given their level of expertise.

    goddamit GG

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Yeah man I just said, cloning breaks down

    I think one of the explanations for why the stormtroopers in the original trilogy suck so bad was because they were clones of clones of clones and at that point they're not exactly elite soldiers any more

    that and the fact that they were shooting at the main characters

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Yeah man I just said, cloning breaks down

    I think one of the explanations for why the stormtroopers in the original trilogy suck so bad was because they were clones of clones of clones and at that point they're not exactly elite soldiers any more

    that and the fact that they were shooting at the main characters

    I'm just talking in-universe reasons, broheim

    We all know the real reason why

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's stupid fett shouldn't have any issues with his clone genetics

    no, no, I'm not getting into this

    It was an imperfect science dogg, things go wrong
    things would expectedly go wrong with the other clones because they were changing things in the genetic code, but boba is a straight jango clone with no growth acceleration, something the kaminoans would have been able to do easily given their level of expertise.

    goddamit GG

    Hey man I didn't write these books, talk to Karen Traviss

    who also wrote in a gay Mandalorian couple (the first openly gay couple in Star Wars fiction)

    I think she likes Mandalorians too much!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I met him in a club down in old malachor
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
    he walked up to me and she asked me if i needed a job done
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice she said boba
    b-o-b-a boba
    bo-bo-bo-bo boba

    oh god

    dont act like you dont want more

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sorry gg i just look at you sometimes and assume you're one of them retards from the retard hospital

    you know, what with the face and all

    so i have to make double sure you know things

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's stupid fett shouldn't have any issues with his clone genetics

    no, no, I'm not getting into this

    It was an imperfect science dogg, things go wrong
    things would expectedly go wrong with the other clones because they were changing things in the genetic code, but boba is a straight jango clone with no growth acceleration, something the kaminoans would have been able to do easily given their level of expertise.

    goddamit GG

    Hey man I didn't write these books, talk to Karen Traviss

    who also wrote in a gay Mandalorian couple (the first openly gay couple in Star Wars fiction)

    I think she likes Mandalorians too much!

    I read the first of her books and it is already apparent to me that she likes Mandalorians too much

    Good book though!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    sorry gg i just look at you sometimes and assume you're one of them retards from the retard hospital

    you know, what with the face and all

    so i have to make double sure you know things

    What hospital?

    What face???

    Oh no

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    All I know about Boba Fett is that one book described his as a man who would never talk to himself and another book had him talking to himself in front of the Han Soblisk

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mandalorians need a little love with all the jedi knob slobbering that went on for years

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    mandalorians need a little love with all the jedi knob slobbering that went on for years

    Yeah, this is how I look at it too

    Still though, bitch loves her some mandalorians

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    mandalorians need a little love with all the jedi knob slobbering that went on for years

    Yeah, this is how I look at it too

    Still though, bitch loves her some mandalorians
    well I mean she's a military writer writing military people. half of these could be written by tom clancy, honestly

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    mandalorians need a little love with all the jedi knob slobbering that went on for years

    Yeah, this is how I look at it too

    Still though, bitch loves her some mandalorians

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Ruined_FOREVER

    A few of those things are Karen Traviss

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I met him in a club down in old malachor
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
    he walked up to me and she asked me if i needed a job done
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice she said boba
    b-o-b-a boba
    bo-bo-bo-bo boba

    oh god

    dont act like you dont want more

    i didn't say stop

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I met him in a club down in old malachor
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
    he walked up to me and she asked me if i needed a job done
    I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice she said boba
    b-o-b-a boba
    bo-bo-bo-bo boba

    oh god

    dont act like you dont want more

    i didn't say stop

    Now I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
    How he can lift me in the air just by raisin' his hand
    oh my yo-


    Oh, wait. Shit.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
    Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
    I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
    I asked him his name and in a rapsy voice he said Yoda
    Y-O-D-A Yoda
    Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

    EDIT: Motherfucker DE?AD.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Not so fast now, are you Speed Racer?

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's because I had to stop and look up how to spell Dagobah.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's because I had to stop and look up how to spell Dagobah.

    YOU'RE NOT A STAR WARS FAN- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How is that even a problem

    It's spelled exactly how it sounds

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My backpack's got jets
    I'm Boba, the Fett
    I bounty hunt for Jabba (the) Hutt
    To finance my vette

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    How is that even a problem

    It's spelled exactly how it sounds

    the "h" was questionable

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    My backpack's got jets
    I'm Boba, the Fett
    I bounty hunt for Jabba (the) Hutt
    To finance my vette

    wiki wiki wiki

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bah

    you just don't get it

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    How is that even a problem

    It's spelled exactly how it sounds

    I thought it was spelled Degoba.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
    where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

    S-O-D-A, soooda

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    unless i'm severely mistaken, the barracks shown briefly at 0:25 of the trailer are the Hagerman barracks at NMMI where I went to high school

    edit - i was right

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