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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd like to put my phalla on hold since there is no way in hell I would have time to run it in the near future. College blah blah.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Marvel Universe Phalla is done. Much love to those who played and/or reserved!

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    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I will mentor the newbie phalla. All of the newbies.

    Everyone send me your roles.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay, i'm almost done with roles for my mini, it has a lot of ideas that i'm testing and for all I know it will be imbalanced as all hell. Should I put that as a disclaimer so I don't upset anyone who signs up?

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I'm almost done with my weirdo mini too, that's not gonna be pretty.

    I plan on puttin' in disclaimers on what could possibly happen in my mini.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If there's a non-zero chance things go pearshaped and you can't control for that beforehand because it's an experimental mechanic or whathaveyou, a disclaimer might be warranted, yeah.

    I mean, of course you REALLY try to iron that shit out beforehand with maths and game theory. Or even just, to quote someone else's oft-used phrase, "back of the envelope" calculations.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Phalla of the Dead may have a few more spots opening up. Post in Lime that you Sign up in the game thread. I haven't been able to reach a few for my reserves and may need a few more people.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    If there's a non-zero chance things go pearshaped and you can't control for that beforehand because it's an experimental mechanic or whathaveyou, a disclaimer might be warranted, yeah.

    I mean, of course you REALLY try to iron that shit out beforehand with maths and game theory. Or even just, to quote someone else's oft-used phrase, "back of the envelope" calculations.

    I try to iron out mine, and it ended up a cluster-fuck. A great cluster-fuck but nevertheless. I say run it as is. If we hate it, we grudge vote you forever more. We love it, we vig you every game play from there on. :P

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    If there's a non-zero chance things go pearshaped and you can't control for that beforehand because it's an experimental mechanic or whathaveyou, a disclaimer might be warranted, yeah.

    I mean, of course you REALLY try to iron that shit out beforehand with maths and game theory. Or even just, to quote someone else's oft-used phrase, "back of the envelope" calculations.

    I try to iron out mine, and it ended up a cluster-fuck. A great cluster-fuck but nevertheless. I say run it as is. If we hate it, we grudge vote you forever more. We love it, we vig you every game play from there on. :P
    No. Don't do this. This is not good design practice. =/

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    If there's a non-zero chance things go pearshaped and you can't control for that beforehand because it's an experimental mechanic or whathaveyou, a disclaimer might be warranted, yeah.

    I mean, of course you REALLY try to iron that shit out beforehand with maths and game theory. Or even just, to quote someone else's oft-used phrase, "back of the envelope" calculations.

    I try to iron out mine, and it ended up a cluster-fuck. A great cluster-fuck but nevertheless. I say run it as is. If we hate it, we grudge vote you forever more. We love it, we vig you every game play from there on. :P
    No. Don't do this. This is not good design practice. =/

    I disagree. Occasionally complete chaos in a phalla is fun. I mean why do you think people still play in Burnage's games?

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    If there's a non-zero chance things go pearshaped and you can't control for that beforehand because it's an experimental mechanic or whathaveyou, a disclaimer might be warranted, yeah.

    I mean, of course you REALLY try to iron that shit out beforehand with maths and game theory. Or even just, to quote someone else's oft-used phrase, "back of the envelope" calculations.

    I try to iron out mine, and it ended up a cluster-fuck. A great cluster-fuck but nevertheless. I say run it as is. If we hate it, we grudge vote you forever more. We love it, we vig you every game play from there on. :P
    No. Don't do this. This is not good design practice. =/

    I disagree. Occasionally complete chaos in a phalla is fun. I mean why do you think people still play in Burnage's games?
    For the opportunity to be the next Vlad or next launcher of HOMING MISSILES, duh.

    (Complete chaos several phalla in a row is not fun...)

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  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    (Complete chaos several phalla in a row is not fun...)

    This sounds like something a ROBOT might say.

    But in all seriousness, at least ATTEMPT to balance a game before running it. If it's blatantly not balanced, don't run it. Some games are seriously not balanced, and it ends up with utter confusion and despondency in the mid-game, then someone figures out how to break it and it becomes fun for them and them only in the end game.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    If there's a non-zero chance things go pearshaped and you can't control for that beforehand because it's an experimental mechanic or whathaveyou, a disclaimer might be warranted, yeah.

    I mean, of course you REALLY try to iron that shit out beforehand with maths and game theory. Or even just, to quote someone else's oft-used phrase, "back of the envelope" calculations.

    I try to iron out mine, and it ended up a cluster-fuck. A great cluster-fuck but nevertheless. I say run it as is. If we hate it, we grudge vote you forever more. We love it, we vig you every game play from there on. :P
    No. Don't do this. This is not good design practice. =/

    I disagree. Occasionally complete chaos in a phalla is fun. I mean why do you think people still play in Burnage's games?
    For the opportunity to be the next Vlad or next launcher of HOMING MISSILES, duh.

    I am completely serious when I say that my next mini is going to feature the most overpowered mechanic ever.
    Send me a PM to sign up in advance for Redemption!

    Burnage on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That sounds like a challenge, Burnage.

    Because I think despite Quoth's best efforts, Phallakinetic will still be... interesting. Speaking of which, I'll be readying up shortly. Honest.

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I disagree. Occasionally complete chaos in a phalla is fun. I mean why do you think people still play in Burnage's games?

    Especially fun because Burnage's last game was almost entirely classic mafia disguised as complete chaos.

    I'd be willing to reserve up for the newbie mini, as I've only played 3 games, though I feel comfortable playing with experienced players.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    That sounds like a challenge, Burnage.

    Because I think despite Quoth's best efforts, Phallakinetic will still be... interesting. Speaking of which, I'll be readying up shortly. Honest.

    Burnage Edcrab and Gumpy cohost a phalla. This would either be the coolest thing ever. And 29 of 30 players would rage after.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Some one sent me a request to run a newbie phalla, PM me again please.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Some one sent me a request to run a newbie phalla, PM me again please.

    It was probably Julius Caezure

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    That sounds like a challenge, Burnage.

    Because I think despite Quoth's best efforts, Phallakinetic will still be... interesting. Speaking of which, I'll be readying up shortly. Honest.

    Burnage Edcrab and Gumpy cohost a phalla. This would either be the coolest thing ever. And 29 of 30 players would rage after.

    Team Brit, assemble

    I would be down with that

    Gumpy on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Team GBE (Great Britain's Elite or Gumpy Burnage Edcrab, depending on who you talk to)

    The problem is that the combined batshit insane backstory with mechanics only a mother could love would lead to unthinkable atrocities and then Thanatos would have no choice but to nuke the place from orbit

    Although in all seriousness a collab phalla would actually be pretty swell.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Team GBE (Great Britain's Elite or Gumpy Burnage Edcrab, depending on who you talk to)

    The problem is that the combined batshit insane backstory with mechanics only a mother could love would lead to unthinkable atrocities and then Thanatos would have no choice but to nuke the place from orbit

    Although in all seriousness a collab phalla would actually be pretty swell.

    We need to get Daius in to Complete the England Foursome

    Gumpy on
  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Team GBE (Great Britain's Elite or Gumpy Burnage Edcrab, depending on who you talk to)

    The problem is that the combined batshit insane backstory with mechanics only a mother could love would lead to unthinkable atrocities and then Thanatos would have no choice but to nuke the place from orbit

    Although in all seriousness a collab phalla would actually be pretty swell.

    We need to get Daius in to Complete the England Foursome

    I'd like to point out this was totally my idea. And demand a reserve slot.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Team GBE (Great Britain's Elite or Gumpy Burnage Edcrab, depending on who you talk to)

    The problem is that the combined batshit insane backstory with mechanics only a mother could love would lead to unthinkable atrocities and then Thanatos would have no choice but to nuke the place from orbit

    Although in all seriousness a collab phalla would actually be pretty swell.

    We need to get Daius in to Complete the England Foursome

    You have my axe.

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I got the go ahead to start the newbie mini. However, I am all consumed this weekend with holiday stuffs and my daughters' birthday party, so signups will go up sometime Tuesday afternoon.

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    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I got the go ahead to start the newbie mini. However, I am all consumed this weekend with holiday stuffs and my daughters' birthday party, so signups will go up sometime Tuesday afternoon.

    Well I'm pretty sure they are first come first serve anyway.

    Barkley Gaiden signups will go on tonight, assuming I don't get anything back from Toxic.

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    That was my understanding as well, but I'm trying to play nicely with others.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That was my understanding as well, but I'm trying to play nicely with others.

    I asked toxic too, just to be sure.

    There won't be too many overlaps between out phallas, but if you want I can put a disclaimer for newbies that you got a newbie specific one coming tomorrow.

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I'd appreciate that, thanks!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Phallanx: A Newbie Phalla is online and accepting new recruits.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It may be bad form, but !I sign up for another main.

    HEAVY METAL


    Take a one way ticket to midnight...

    I have an idea. :D

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Make it brutal legend instead and I will love long time.

    Hmm after watching the youtube clip i get the feeling that brutal legend might of been based off Heavy metal.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Toxic Toys, I'll add you to the sign-up list once your game is done.

    In more pressing news, I think we need someone to stand up to run the next game before the end of the current main. I feel like I might need to send out mass PMs, and maybe that will do the trick...

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think edcrab said he was done or almost done a few pages back.

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  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I think edcrab said he was done or almost done a few pages back.

    And I think Bliss said something to that effect as well in the last thread.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Google Docs ate my PMs. Other than that, I'm good to go! I could put a sign up thread up on Saturday, unless someone beats me to the pull... I'll PM Bandwagon and say I'm ready depending on how much I get done on Friday.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Writin' up a mini

    Civilization is the theme

    Up sometime next week?

    Possibly

    Daius on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ...I've just read through my Mini and it's turned hideous. The resurrected forum obviously doesn't get along with Word's punctuation D:

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Edcrab can I reserve a spot in your main if I pay up front in sexual favors?

    Phallakinetic was awesome and I don't want to miss it by some freak accident.

    I may pay a homeless person to stand by the phone and hit f5.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sure, people are welcome to PM me if they want reservations, and unlike Prelude I guarantee to honour them (sorry about that).

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