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[Mini-Phalla] Arkham Asylum - Game Over, village won

Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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"Right behind me is the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. It has been about an hour now since the inmates were able to take over the asylum. As to what the criminals inside are demanding is unknown to the public right now." The reporter looked behind her to the sounds of a speeding car. It wasn't no normal car though, it was the famed Batmobile passing the cop cars, making its way up to the aslyum.

The Joker, looking out the rain splattered window turns around to address his fellow inmates. "Looks like we will be having a few guests stopping by for a visit, let's show them a good time shall we?"

Welcome to the Arkham Asylum Mini-Phalla where you, the villains of Arkham Asylum, have to prevent Batman and the other members of the Bat family from putting you back into your cells. This phalla will put each one of you into the shoes of Batman's famous villains, giving you full control of the person.

Mechanics

Each day you as the village get to vote out one person, votes are made in bold red, no retractions are needed. Days end at 11:30 pm EST.

Along with voting, you get to move around the arkham asylum and do some attacking and fighting on your own. Every character gets 3 stats, Health, Attack and Speed. Health depicts how much life you have in the game. Attack depicts how much damage one can do to another person's Health, you can only attack a person in the same zone as you. When attacked, you will not be able to determine who attacked you. Speed determines when the persons attack happens, speed is split into 3 categories (1, 2 and 3). People with a speed of 1 go first, with a speed of 2 go second and a speed of 3 go last.

For example- Thug

Health - 6
Attack - 2
Speed - 2

The thug has 6 life points, that is amount of damage he can take before dieing. His attack is 2 which means whenever he attacks someone, he will deal 2 damage to the persons Health. Lastly he has a speed of 2, which means his attack will happen after anyone else who has a faster speed then him.

Map
This is the game map ( a pretty shody one at that), Arkham Asylum is split into 9 zones. Each day you can move one square North, South, West or East from the square you are on, no moving northeast etc. etc. Everyone starts out in a random corner zone in the Asylum. You will only be able to see the people who are in your zone, everyone else's location is unknown.
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Each day send in a orders PM that states your movement and your attack.


Player List

1. Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend
2. Hakkekage - The Batman
3. Robos A Go Go
4. LoveIsUnity
5. Corbius - The Scarecrow
6. DasUberEdward - Clayface
7. OptimusZed - Bane
8. Dunadan019 - Two Face
9. Mike Danger - The Riddler
10. Powerpuppies
11. SimpsonsParadox - Catwoman
12. Institutionalised Pederasty = Robin
13. Variable
14. Talleyrand - Poison Ivy
15. HamHamJ - Nightwing

Reserve - Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am the goddamn first signed up

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The bat family can suck my dick

    !Sign up

    It's been a while, let us see if i still have the stuffs

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I love Batman.

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    LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Sign up

    I am so down with this.

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I WILL BREAK YOU BATMAN!

    aka I want to be Bane.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The clock king was a pretty cool villain.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Can I be Batman?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Will this phalla feature a Punisher crossover?

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sign down?

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    Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !if you're so smart, why aren't you signed up?

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Omg omg omg Sabs is running a phalla me me me please

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    SimpsonsParadoxSimpsonsParadox Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Me please

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sign up

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up

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    TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !sign up

    As long as I get to be Scarecrow.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !signup

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    HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !signup

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    40 minutes until we get our roles! I hope Batman can resist saying, "My parents are deeeaaaaadddd," within the first few minutes of the games.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    40 minutes until we get our roles! I hope Batman can resist saying, "My parents are deeeaaaaadddd," within the first few minutes of the games.

    Wonder how much Biggercheese would be posted.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I believe all the roles have been set out, and the OP has been filled out so the only thing left to do is start this.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My PM didn't specify my location. Do we find that out later?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Whoever is Batman raise your hand.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !Reserve

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No one keeps their zone a secret.

    Deal?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So then DUE what is your zone?

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zone 3 with Corbius and Variable.

    now everyone else go on. We map this god damn place out. Find the god damn Batman and put an end to this right quick.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Zones are alphabetical...

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm the Joker and I'm in Zone 1 with Dunadan019, Institutionalised Pederasty, and Powerpuppies. No special powers or anything, so I guess I'm just supposed to hit Batman until he's dead.

    Also, don't forget that Robin and others are probably in this game as well.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Just to be clear, when you say Zone 1, Robos, you mean Zone A, right?

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'll confirm I'm in the same position as DUE, also Variable.

    It's not zone 3 obviously. I'll be nice and say its zone G.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Just to be clear, when you say Zone 1, Robos, you mean Zone A, right?

    Oh, woops. Zone I. I misread.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't think anyone is going to say anything incriminating until tomorrow, so I'll hold off voting 'til then.

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    I'm the Joker and I'm in Zone 1 with Dunadan019, Institutionalised Pederasty, and Powerpuppies. No special powers or anything, so I guess I'm just supposed to hit Batman until he's dead.

    Also, don't forget that Robin and others are probably in this game as well.

    Just confirming that these people are indeed in this zone. I'm going to hold off on doing anything for the night as well. I'll check back in on the game tomorrow.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vote for Institutionalized Pederasty because I hope to not have to type his name out past day 1. I would also suggest that nobody use their abilities unless you have a damn good reason to do so. Go look at the Berserk mini for an example of how terrible it is when villagers use an attack mechanic like this against each other.

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok, I totally lied, decided to check in one more time. Powerpuppies because that's discrimination based on my name, a name I didn't even pick, a name in fact I got trying to make my name shorter and easier to type for this purpose right here. So yea, a vote for the name discriminator.

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    Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    1d15=8

    RNG calls for !Dunadan019

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Does attacking someone reveal their identity to you?

    If not, then yeah, we shouldn't attack each other. That'll force Batman and company to either not attack as well or attack and give us the chance to isolate their old position and, from that, their identities.

    Also, I'm torn between my love of pederasty and my love of discrimination. Don't make me choose!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ghlarble just got back, mad tired

    I'm in Zone A, with Fluffy, OptimusZed, and Talleyrand

    Hey Sabs, in the game mechanics, attacking the people in your zone happens first, and then you move to the next zone, right?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Powerpuppies as a show of solidarity amongst the long-named forumers.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the player list doesn't go up to 19.... booo....

    I'm gonna assume that batboy and friends are spread out so I'm going with powerpuppies
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