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THE PAX POX - a convention in retrospect

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Alternatively Trent. Leave her alone for three days then send her a message offering her sex.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    BUT SHE MADE OUT WITH TWO DUDES AND ONE CHICK DURING OUR SHOOT

    She should be easy

    Go for it.

    If she says no, then too bad for her and move the fuck on.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the way you guys think.

    Like coercive half-rapists

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2009
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I gotta turn the tables on this bitch.

    I have to fuck her

    HAVE TO



    Fuck how you do it again, I need to arouse jealousy by speaking of other women...um...fuck what's the other parts again

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Let me tell you about ladder theory trent.

    If they girl doesn't do the makes out with you, hit her with a ladder and drag her into your room.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Polago is a rad dude
    this is true
    Also you, young lady

    You moved ridiculously far away how are you supposed to get me high from vancouver. >:C

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    When you do this it is called the 'friendship ladder.'

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I gotta turn the tables on this bitch.

    I have to fuck her

    HAVE TO



    Fuck how you do it again, I need to arouse jealousy by speaking of other women...um...fuck what's the other parts again

    put ecstasy in her jagermeister

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    HAVE TO FUCK HER

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    trent, jerk off, you'll feel better after

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Let me tell you about ladder theory trent.

    If they girl doesn't do the makes out with you, hit her with a ladder and drag her into your room.

    That only works if you're a firetruck

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Don't jerk off on her back, trent.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    trent, jerk off, you'll feel better after


    i TRIED, she even SUGGESTED IT VIA TEXT

    I'm like, I can't sleep with those stories in my head what with the licking and the tie-ups and the thing that hangs from the roof what you put the girl in and she said, "I think you know what to do, that way you'll fall asleep AND have good dreams, two birds with one stone."

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    orik's assuming that you realise he means jerk off on her, btw

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I gotta turn the tables on this bitch.

    I have to fuck her

    HAVE TO



    Fuck how you do it again, I need to arouse jealousy by speaking of other women...um...fuck what's the other parts again

    Sounds to me she is just enjoying the fact you are chasing her.

    Lay off her for a while then tell her to come around for sex.

    Do not ask.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2009
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i TRIED, she even SUGGESTED IT VIA TEXT

    look she is giving you every signal that she is going to fuck you

    but she is playing hard-to-get and teasing the shit out of you

    don't let her think you're going to stand for this shit

    pull a 'twilight' and break into her house and watch her sleep

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    WHERE'S MY FUCKING THIZZ

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i TRIED, she even SUGGESTED IT VIA TEXT

    look she is giving you every signal that she is going to fuck you

    but she is playing hard-to-get and teasing the shit out of you

    don't let her think you're going to stand for this shit

    pull a 'twilight' and break into her house and watch her sleep

    I fully endorse this.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    put jagermeister in her ecstasy

    I'm going to spank this post timer with the black side of my cock

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    look she is giving you every signal that she is going to fuck you

    but she is playing hard-to-get and teasing the shit out of you

    don't let her think you're going to stand for this shit

    pull a 'twilight' and break into her house and watch her sleep
    Orik how would you even know this happens unless you have watched the movie?

    I am so disappointed with you son.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shank you looked pretty small/thin to be a black fella

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket are you serious?

    Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    look she is giving you every signal that she is going to fuck you

    but she is playing hard-to-get and teasing the shit out of you

    don't let her think you're going to stand for this shit

    pull a 'twilight' and break into her house and watch her sleep
    Orik how would you even know this happens unless you have watched the movie?

    He read the book?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    look she is giving you every signal that she is going to fuck you

    but she is playing hard-to-get and teasing the shit out of you

    don't let her think you're going to stand for this shit

    pull a 'twilight' and break into her house and watch her sleep
    Orik how would you even know this happens unless you have watched the movie?

    I am so disappointed with you son.

    rifftrax

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket are you serious?

    Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?

    Yes.

    This exactly.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How well does whiskey work as lube?

    It must be terrible, but relatively sterile.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket are you serious?

    Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?

    Yes.

    This exactly.

    How does this work

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    How well does whiskey work as lube?

    It must be terrible, but relatively sterile.

    D:

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Alternatively offer her a threesome with your hot cousin.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    SUP BROS DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHIN ABOUT A JAGERMEISTER

    FUCK BROS LET ME POP THE COLLARS ON BOTH MY POLO SHIRTS AND WE CAN START UP THE MF BEER PONG HELL YEAH

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    How well does whiskey work as lube?

    It must be terrible, but relatively sterile.

    clinical tests suggest that white glue is a better alternative

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    How well does whiskey work as lube?

    It must be terrible, but relatively sterile.


    I wouldn't want to test that, pretty sure that stuff gets really sticky when it dries.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What the fuck are we gonna do when this thread is locked

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket are you serious?

    Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?

    Orik's advice is good too, except for that twilight line.

    ...

    Fuck it, break in and tape the whole thing.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket are you serious?

    Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?

    Yes.

    This exactly.

    How does this work

    I assume that you wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    HEY

    WHO GOT SICK

    AT PAX

    WHICH ONE OF YOU GOT SWINE FLU

    FROM PAX

    THE PENNY ARCADE EXPO

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Blaket are you serious?

    Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?

    Yes.

    This exactly.

    How does this work

    Wait a few days.

    Send a message saying the following.

    Come around and fuck me.

    Don't ask her what she thinks or shit like that, just tell her what to do.

    And for the love of god, when she does come around, don't talk to her, just starting fucking her because you will mess this up if you talk to her.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So this is the last page of the last PAX thread this year, I guess

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