thanks for bringing me back so I could be one of the three survivors.
FUCK YEAH ATHAN EAT IT.
masterfully done el jeffe since I know I'm late on the thank you's.
The network determined that you would be the coolest choice, since you'd died so many times and you were a Phlake and all that.
Weird. Why not Ardor?
Well, the idea was to rez the person who would make the coolest narration. What with the epic upcoming battle against Athan, we figured the best person to rez would be the other Phylakas, with his superior fighting skills.
I think it turned out rather well. Sure, I ended up dying anyway, but Variable coming back from the dead and parrying Athan's sword-thrust at the last second was fucking epic, man.
Also, I'm done with finals, so I can finally concentrate on the game.
Variable stood there, his glare upon Athan, his sword granting Vis'blehowl
Life, yet, and Vis'blehowl stared at his once-dead savior with confusion,
At once giving way to dawning comprehension as he saw in the distance
The figure of Yar, the Staff of Asclepius clutched in his triumphant grasp.
Yeah, I got it. I wanted to rez Michael Landon or John Ritter or a dead hot porn star. Or not use it at all, so I could rub it in Dynagrip's face just how awesome I was. The network insisted I rez someone for real.
So I thought Lady Eri, because she rocked. But the network insisted it be a special like Ardor or Variable. I got more PMs for Variable because he was a total Phlake and had died a lot or whatever.
But then they were like, "but it's your staff, do what you want," and I was like yeah, thanks.
Variable stood there, his glare upon Athan, his sword granting Vis'blehowl
Life, yet, and Vis'blehowl stared at his once-dead savior with confusion,
At once giving way to dawning comprehension as he saw in the distance
The figure of Yar, the Staff of Asclepius clutched in his triumphant grasp.
Yeah, I got it. I wanted to rez Michael Landon or John Ritter or a dead hot porn star.
John Ritter == Dead Hot Porn Star, or did you never watch "Three's Company"?
Variable stood there, his glare upon Athan, his sword granting Vis'blehowl
Life, yet, and Vis'blehowl stared at his once-dead savior with confusion,
At once giving way to dawning comprehension as he saw in the distance
The figure of Yar, the Staff of Asclepius clutched in his triumphant grasp.
Yeah, I got it. I wanted to rez Michael Landon or John Ritter or a dead hot porn star.
John Ritter == Dead Hot Porn Star, or did you never watch "Three's Company"?
Wait, so the last day, how many alive players were in the network? I know I was out of the loop for the entire game, except for a short conversation with visiblehowl.
But then they were like, "but it's your staff, do what you want," and I was like yeah, thanks.
Yeah, fuck listening to people.
Dyna, you were a continual thorn in my immortal side.
Speaking of thorns, I am kind of confused why you guys didn't kill Arodor the first night you guys had an unblockable kill. Furthermore, why did you kill Lady Eri when the identity of Tofu would be unconfirmable, wouldn't that have raised suspicions on Lady Eri?
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Weird. Why not Ardor?
Yar wanted Lady Eri for the same reason :P
Following that logic, Variable was rez'd.
Who had the staff at the end?
He wanted to rez Michel Landon
I insisted he actually use it, just in case some batshit crazy thing happened. I mean, you never know.
Well, the idea was to rez the person who would make the coolest narration. What with the epic upcoming battle against Athan, we figured the best person to rez would be the other Phylakas, with his superior fighting skills.
I think it turned out rather well. Sure, I ended up dying anyway, but Variable coming back from the dead and parrying Athan's sword-thrust at the last second was fucking epic, man.
Also, I'm done with finals, so I can finally concentrate on the game.
Wait, shit...
Yeah, I got it. I wanted to rez Michael Landon or John Ritter or a dead hot porn star. Or not use it at all, so I could rub it in Dynagrip's face just how awesome I was. The network insisted I rez someone for real.
So I thought Lady Eri, because she rocked. But the network insisted it be a special like Ardor or Variable. I got more PMs for Variable because he was a total Phlake and had died a lot or whatever.
But then they were like, "but it's your staff, do what you want," and I was like yeah, thanks.
John Ritter == Dead Hot Porn Star, or did you never watch "Three's Company"?
um... ok...
*backs slowly away from Squashua*
Also, I am flattered that I was one of the 5 chosen by the spies to die on day 3. Any reasoning behind it? It was my genius wasn't it?
:P
Speaking of thorns, I am kind of confused why you guys didn't kill Arodor the first night you guys had an unblockable kill. Furthermore, why did you kill Lady Eri when the identity of Tofu would be unconfirmable, wouldn't that have raised suspicions on Lady Eri?
To make sure it didn't happen a third time. Not that it ended up mattering, with Hades and all.
Arudoc is rolling in his grave.