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Photoshop thread: Sony patents a new sort of "emotion engine"

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This just gets better and better.

    That video. <3

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I'm not saying anything against slash but like the last 5 pages are one photoshop and people praising it for the rest of the page.

    I don't want the laughing man to die but sometimes there's just nothing else left.

    We didn't run out of subject matter, we ran out of attention span.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I'm not saying anything against slash but like the last 5 pages are one photoshop and people praising it for the rest of the page.

    I don't want the laughing man to die but sometimes there's just nothing else left.

    I don't know, this comic still needs to be edited in a fairly obvious way:
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles await you when you riseRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I'm not saying anything against slash but like the last 5 pages are one photoshop and people praising it for the rest of the page.

    I don't want the laughing man to die but sometimes there's just nothing else left.

    What about my two entries? What were they, chopped liver?
    They were

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I'm not saying anything against slash but like the last 5 pages are one photoshop and people praising it for the rest of the page.

    I don't want the laughing man to die but sometimes there's just nothing else left.



    A+++ would read again!

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Sorry! Sorry... I'm sorry... sorry Everybody ChillRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Slash, I like you. We should hang out.

    Lets go to Olive Garden.

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  • ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Man I'm not saying anything against slash but like the last 5 pages are one photoshop and people praising it for the rest of the page.

    I don't want the laughing man to die but sometimes there's just nothing else left.

    I don't know, this comic still needs to be edited in a fairly obvious way:
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    Yes.

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  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    stigweard wrote: »
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    Eh, the wonka edit will always be #1 in the Shinning category.
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    It's not that it was a bad idea; just that there's already such overwhelming historical precedent.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    Reading way too much fist of the north star.

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  • Duck'n'CoverDuck'n'Cover Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Could someone have a go at photoshopping the Indy Temple of Doom gif?

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Last one.

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    Needs a caption.

  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    caption should be "Laugh Detected. Smile Detected"

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm kind of bothered that the central figure is missing his right hand.

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Has this been done?

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sacrilicious!

  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Two great memes that taste great together!

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Sacrilicious!

    Man I bet even Jesus would laugh at that one.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sacrilicious!

    Man I bet even Jesus would laugh at that one.

    It might depend on which Jesus we're talking about. Before or after the forty days and nights in the desert?

  • JMJM Registered User
    edited September 2009
    bump!
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    EDIT:
    holy shit, this jig's been going on for a month already!

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  • gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh... god...

  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Where is the awesome vector icon someone did of the laughing man? It's somewhere in this long ass thread.

    EDIT: found it.
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    I made an icon out of this. Some details were lost due to the vector conversion, but at least I can save this out at any size now without losing quality or looking pixelated. Here's a 256x256 PNG icon for you all. It's the least I could do - I had to get up from my desk at several points today while reading this thread so I could laugh and shed tears in the hall.

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    Smaller version
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that would make a good spray

  • DeathPrawnDeathPrawn Registered User
    edited October 2009
    That would be great for a PAX buttoneers design, or one of the emblems on the proposed PAX East trading cards.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sony is at it again:
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    Sony Computer Entertainment America may bigger plans for the PlayStation 3 as a video player. They recently filed a patent that mixes Netflix Party on Xbox Live and Mystery Science Theater 3000. The document actually mentions Mystery Science Theater 3000 as inspiration for the invention in the background section.

    This proposed program puts an overlay on top of a “media presentation” like a TV show or movie and allows players to interact with it while the presentation is playing. How? Here’s an example from the patent

    “For example, avatars displayed to a user, in response to user gestures in the real world, e.g. in response to manipulation of a game controller or other such expedient, may toss tomatoes that stick to the actor’s face or bounce off the actor’s face and roll along a table that appears in the movie or television show.”

    Tomato tossing could be a scored mini-game. The patent explains players could get more points if you hit a star, for example. Overlays will act like virtual worlds with their own physics not related to the movie and tomato throwing avatars controlled by players.

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    In this example, an avatar gets up to kick a movie character’s butt, literally.

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    And, finally SCEA explains a spider shooting mini-game.

    In FIG. 4A, one audience member (35a) has a game controller or other such device that is used to shoot at the spider. Other audience members may passively view the presentation. As an actor walks through a scene in the media presentation, the virtual spider moves with the actor, and also moves up the actors back to bite the actor in the neck

    In FIG. 4C, the audience member 35a has shot at the spider and hit it. This is indicated in this embodiment by the spider exploding 49. Because the spider was hit (and the actor spared the fate of having his neck bitten), the score 40 of the audience member is incremented. Thus, Gary’s score is incremented to 111.

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    Sony mentions other applications like a Where’s Waldo style game where you can hunt for characters and sponsorships like giving players Coca-Cola cans to lob instead of tomatoes.

    Interesting idea, perhaps best applied to B-movies and comedies. Maybe, Sony plans to integrate this in the PlayStation Home theater or for games with chock full of cutscenes.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Oh

    Mah

    Gawd

    LIGHT THE SLASH SIGNAL.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This is nearly too easy.

    What's with sony and silly patents?

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That actually sounds goofy enough to be fun.

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  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited November 2009
    It lives!!!

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I initially read that as "composting server" and was all, Sony's going eco-friendly!

    Then I saw the 'i'. :(

  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That first diagram is so bizarre.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm gonna be honest, I would play the shit out of that "game."

    Would have made my viewing of Plan 9 the other day alot more fun.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2009
    The patent is ridiculous, but it lacks the elegant, simplistic madness which was the laughing man.

    I mean, I am sure we could figure out some fun stuff to do with the org chart, but I dunno... seems harder to make fun of this.

  • MorrandirMorrandir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    First thing I thought of. Sorry for the cutoff, but the images weren't downloading fully for me.
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh shit, it's back. I'll get some ideas when I'm at school.

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  • NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Morrandir wrote: »
    First thing I thought of. Sorry for the cutoff, but the images weren't downloading fully for me.
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    Oh what luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard!

  • CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That picture is full of country goodness and green penis

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  • AkatsukiAkatsuki Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Cherrn wrote: »
    That picture is full of country goodness and green penis

    Wait, that's terrible. I quit.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Akatsuki wrote: »
    Cherrn wrote: »
    That picture is full of country goodness and green penis

    Wait, that's terrible. I quit.

    take a handful for the road.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh I was hoping you all get more mileage out of this thread

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