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Hookah, and other Tobacco Related activites!

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Smoking hookah, while kind of a hipster douche-fag fad, is actually pretty cool, and really fuckin relaxing! They just opened a hookah bar a week or so ago here in Cheyenne and it's a very nice place to go and relax.

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Murrica!

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Darth Vader smokes hookah, too!

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Look at these fancy shits!

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009

    Let's keep this post quoted for history's sake

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009

    not super impressed yet.

    Also this better be about hookers with accents.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I used to smoke hookah a lot in college. Mostly because it was really social, and we were a bunch of jewish kids who brought something back from the middle east.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Khavall wrote: »

    Let's keep this post quoted for history's sake

    That sucked. :< My finger slipped while I was typing the fucking thread title and hit the enter button and then WHOOOOPS NEW THREAD.

    edit: OP IS UPDATED.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My friends used to all live above one of the local hookah establishments

    We got VIP treatment from the freaky arabers that ran the place

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You should just wear a sign, it's a healthier way to let people know that you're a douche.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    I've never been to a hookah bar that didn't let you smoke cigarettes too

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters I think that might have to do with how cigarettes are nasty and smell like a fucking dirty hotel room.

    Also yeah I think if you can smoke inside you can just smoke inside, bro.


    Also, Fuck yes nutty nub. Cigars rule.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hookah is good times. I like blowing smoke rings.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hookah is fun times. I really enjoy the whole social part of it, just sitting around shootin' the shit while smokin out a hose

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    Cigars and bourbon

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    I'm to young for that, but i cant wait

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    metzger did you smoke hookah for the first time yesterday

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    people will try and tell you that you can't smoke weed out of a hookah but they are dead wrong

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    this

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    Cigars and bourbon

    bourbon is not as classy as port.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also, the hookah bar here in Cheyenne has this house blend called the elvis, and they fill the fucking hookah base with orange juice.

    Genius

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    Pipe and port.

    Classier.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    metzger did you smoke hookah for the first time yesterday

    Yes, actually. It's super relaxing! I can barely smoke cigarettes but hookah doesn't fuck with me at all as far as coughing goes.


    edit: I've been thinking about why I am so attracted to hookah, pipes and cigars, and I think it's because there's a ritual involved with smoking them. I like that sort of thing.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    people will try and tell you that you can't smoke weed out of a hookah but they are dead wrong

    totally

    you just need a nice big bowlpack for it to burn properly

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    Cigars and bourbon

    bourbon is not as classy as port.
    I tried some port for the first time recently! it was good!

    then a fly got in it and I was like 'man, fuck you'

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    Cigars and bourbon

    bourbon is not as classy as port.
    I tried some port for the first time recently! it was good!

    then a fly got in it and I was like 'man, fuck you'

    It knew how good the port was too!

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ok, so once my dad, who is an old hippy, went into a headshop to buy some glass. He walks up to the guy at the counter, past all the signs which basically say "don't say the b-word" and asks him, "So, what kind of bongs do y'all got?"

    The man said, "I'm sorry sir, we only sell tobacco products here."

    *beat*

    "Ok, so do you have any tobacco bongs?"

    He was then ejected from the store.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    cigars man cigars

    Cigars and port.

    classy.

    Cigars and bourbon

    bourbon is not as classy as port.
    I tried some port for the first time recently! it was good!

    then a fly got in it and I was like 'man, fuck you'

    It knew how good the port was too!

    Good enough to die for, apparently.

    Also, pick the fly out and drink dat shit son, alcohol be sterilizin.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I tried a hookah in Amsterdam but it was more of a novelty than anything. All the tobacco tasted far too sweet.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    at least they know your dad isn't a cop

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Ok, so once my dad, who is an old hippy, went into a headshop to buy some glass. He walks up to the guy at the counter, past all the signs which basically say "don't say the b-word" and asks him, "So, what kind of bongs do y'all got?"

    The man said, "I'm sorry sir, we only sell tobacco products here."

    *beat*

    "Ok, so do you have any tobacco bongs?"

    He was then ejected from the store.

    Well, no wonder they threw him out

    We got to chill in the headshop after it closed a couple times just shooting shit with the owners after buying $400 tubes

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I switched to Pall Malls this month 'cus I'm broke

    They aren't so bad

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    I've never been to a hookah bar that didn't let you smoke cigarettes too

    Not hookah bars that operate in cities where smoking is illegal indoors. They get exemption for the hookahs only.

    Same with cigar bars.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    I've never been to a hookah bar that didn't let you smoke cigarettes too

    Not hookah bars that operate in cities where smoking is illegal indoors. They get exemption for the hookahs only.

    Same with cigar bars.

    Lame. They just made smoking illegal here but I haven't been to a bar/restuarant since

    All I know is THIS IS VIRGINIA LET ME SMOKE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    I've never been to a hookah bar that didn't let you smoke cigarettes too

    Not hookah bars that operate in cities where smoking is illegal indoors. They get exemption for the hookahs only.

    Same with cigar bars.

    Lame. They just made smoking illegal here but I haven't been to a bar/restuarant since

    All I know is THIS IS VIRGINIA LET ME SMOKE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

    All our pubs stank of stale vomit when the smoking ban came in over here. :/

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I read a bbc story about how the smoking ban was "terrible for pub culture because it unleashed the previous concealed smells"

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I read a bbc story about how the smoking ban was "terrible for pub culture because it unleashed the previous concealed smells"

    Very true.

    I hate smoking, but dear god I hate the smoking ban in pubs even more. It stinks, its taken away a large part of what made up a "traditional pub atmosphere" and it desocialises the group, as the smokers all bugger off outside every half an hour.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    metzger, man

    you are ridiculous

    so hookahs have been popular in my hometown for as long as I've been a teenager. About six of my friends have hookahs, and we've gone through the ~100 flavors that the local headshop has a few times over. We've, obviously, mixed and matched, we've made our own sheesha, we've filled the base with vitamin water, vodka, raspberry juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, crushed mint leaves and cinnamon into the water. However, there was one that we never tried - "Memories." On the front of a box is the picture of a beach during a beauitful sunset. Being that we don't really know what flavor "memories" is supposed to be, we don't really try it.

    One day we go in and say "Johnny (at this point we were easily on a first name basis with the owner), Johnny, we feel like we've done it all. Hookah is still delicous and all and we can all hang out and smoke Double Apple mixed with Mint (for your information, that's the best flavor) all day, but we want to try something new."

    dude reaches back, grabs "Memories" and hands it to us, and says "on the house"

    So we go smoke some memories with regular old distilled water and by god if it ain't the most delicious sheesha we ever smoked.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    I preferred cigarettes and I hated the fact that I couldn't smoke them in hookah bars. Fucking lame.

    I've never been to a hookah bar that didn't let you smoke cigarettes too

    Not hookah bars that operate in cities where smoking is illegal indoors. They get exemption for the hookahs only.

    Same with cigar bars.

    Lame. They just made smoking illegal here but I haven't been to a bar/restuarant since

    All I know is THIS IS VIRGINIA LET ME SMOKE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

    I've reached the point where I double take whenever I am asked "Smoking or non?" in neighboring states.

    I don't care much since I don't smoke anymore.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also metzger what they filled the base with is not one-fifth as important as what the sheesha was

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    All I'm saying is, in Virginia, we should be allowed to smoke in the cancer wing of hospitals

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