its friday and i wish i were back at work
because i should be cleaning right now
but who wants that
also i have to go back to work in like
30 minutes
and it is poooooouring !
It's not that bad Mully. Get an umbrella.
Also.. try commuting from Surrey to Burnaby in this.
i have an umbrella and herein lies the problem
i dont care that its pouring
what i do care about
is the fact that i have to walk more than 2 blocks
with all the other idiots carrying umbrellas
who dont know how to walk
Mully! Bring a bottle of vicadin to work with you and tell her they are weight loss pills.
She'll get addicted and you can steal her job.
she is about 5'11" and i would say 105lbs
maybe i can tell her they are 'smart pills'
also
i dont want her job
i would rather masturbate with a cheese grater
it's a step-by-step job as opposed to an 'i have a brain' job
so
it works for her
i've been walking around my office rocking an ipod and ignoring everyone for two hours and my boss hasn't said anything, so i guess i can't really complain about this job
because some people like to
oh i dont know
emulate the way they might actually speak
you know
in real life?
because thats what i do
i cant talk for anyone else, really
ohh i'm bad with remembering names and how they apply to certain things i'll get there eventually .. but yeah, fedora could do it better anyhow
i'm sorry, i've been really busy >.<
I don't break up sentences when I do that. I will put hard returns between sentences for effect, though.
That way, I think that when you read it, it sounds more like I heard it in my head.
Geek's way of doing it makes sense.
The mully way is dumb. Yes, thats right internet kids - I called mully dumb. She's still a fine person and a good artist though.
Why is it that normal people suddenly become giant assholes when it comes to doing mundane things at work. I sit close to a communal microwave, and at least once a week some jackass reheats whatever garbage they plan to ingest that ends up stinking up the entire damn office space.
Today, a double treat. Moron Alpha severely burned a bag of popcorn. I turned it off when it still had 5 minutes left and the burnt smell had reached its nauseating apex. How dare I go to do work and not monitor fucktards and their use of simple electronics.
Now, Moron Beta is reheating fish. Yes fish. Something that really should never be reheated at all, and this asshat is zapping it at high power. It smells like a bait store covered in burnt popcorn wrapped in the human body ovens of Krakow. I might have to cleans the building of all organics.
Share stories or help me plan the elimination of my inconsiderate co-workers. Just get my mind of the stench.
Popcorn's not allowed at my job. I work at a hospital.
Because every time the Smoke alarm goes off, the Fire department is alerted and dispatched immediately.
People have burnt popcorn so many times at my job that we get CHARGED every time they have to come out to my job on this shit.
I don't break up sentences when I do that. I will put hard returns between sentences for effect, though.
That way, I think that when you read it, it sounds more like I heard it in my head.
Geek's way of doing it makes sense.
The mully way is dumb. Yes, thats right internet kids - I called mully dumb. She's still a fine person and a good artist though.
I thank you, sir. I don't mean to annoy anyone with the way I type; it just sort of happens that way. I thought of all places, SE++ would understand that I like to just let the words flow as opposed to thinking about how people may react to them thereafter. You know?
I don't break up sentences when I do that. I will put hard returns between sentences for effect, though.
That way, I think that when you read it, it sounds more like I heard it in my head.
Geek's way of doing it makes sense.
The mully way is dumb. Yes, thats right internet kids - I called mully dumb. She's still a fine person and a good artist though.
I thank you, sir. I don't mean to annoy anyone with the way I type; it just sort of happens that way. I thought of all places, SE++ would understand that I like to just let the words flow as opposed to thinking about how people may react to them thereafter. You know?
I really don't care. I'm just being me, you see, an insufferable cunt.
Also, would you mind making me a mully-esque sig and av? I can pay you in snuggles.
I thank you, sir. I don't mean to annoy anyone with the way I type; it just sort of happens that way. I thought of all places, SE++ would understand that I like to just let the words flow as opposed to thinking about how people may react to them thereafter. You know?
Fair enough.
Actually, now that I see it, your posts don't look right the other way.
At the motorcycle safety course I work at this one jerkoff field-hand is always showing off on his really expensive bike his rich parents bought him. He is also a stupid dick to the students.
When he finally totals his stupid bike I'm going to run up to where he's laying and pee in his helmet.
Posts
I think it's supposed to be a desk there...
But in a lot of offices, there is no tower on or even near your desk.
My mouse right now is actually attached to a small box located right next to my monitor.
Secret Satan
i have an umbrella and herein lies the problem
i dont care that its pouring
what i do care about
is the fact that i have to walk more than 2 blocks
with all the other idiots carrying umbrellas
who dont know how to walk
she is about 5'11" and i would say 105lbs
maybe i can tell her they are 'smart pills'
also
i dont want her job
i would rather masturbate with a cheese grater
it's a step-by-step job as opposed to an 'i have a brain' job
so
it works for her
Wow.
goddamnit zero
actually i hadn't realized i'd done that
also
i did not want to draw a desk
nor a tower
and thus you have
monitor-mouse
(due on shelves in 2036)
(not really)
(maybe)
And this dude who is at least 6'5" is approaching and he has an umbrella.
Somehow this incredibally tall guy manages to HIT ME IN THE FACE with his umbrella.
He doesn't flinch.
Meanwhile I almost fall on my ass.
Secret Satan
Jack Aubrey/Jean Reno hybrid
start doing a 'singing in the rain' dance or something..
i can't even comprehend
what who
what
this
is retarded. Why
do people
do it?
That and I probably looked quite insignificant to him.
But I was pretty confused for a while too.
Secret Satan
I'm bored, i'll draw you something if you want, that is if mully turns you down.
Like the ice queen that she is.
That way, I think that when you read it, it sounds more like I heard it in my head.
because some people like to
oh i dont know
emulate the way they might actually speak
you know
in real life?
because thats what i do
i cant talk for anyone else, really
i get my point across, why do you care?
Secret Satan
ohh i'm bad with remembering names and how they apply to certain things
i'm sorry, i've been really busy >.<
The mully way is dumb. Yes, thats right internet kids - I called mully dumb. She's still a fine person and a good artist though.
Because.
Popcorn's not allowed at my job. I work at a hospital.
Because every time the Smoke alarm goes off, the Fire department is alerted and dispatched immediately.
People have burnt popcorn so many times at my job that we get CHARGED every time they have to come out to my job on this shit.
And people STILL MAKE POPCORN.
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I thank you, sir. I don't mean to annoy anyone with the way I type; it just sort of happens that way. I thought of all places, SE++ would understand that I like to just let the words flow as opposed to thinking about how people may react to them thereafter. You know?
any way I could get a full version of my sig?
.......
So do I actually, don't tell anyone.
Mully
Except that time, because I did it to be a jerk.
Secret Satan
I really don't care. I'm just being me, you see, an insufferable cunt.
Also, would you mind making me a mully-esque sig and av? I can pay you in snuggles.
Do want like, a couple of new Riddler sketches, or, just a bigger version of your sig?
Actually, now that I see it, your posts don't look right the other way.
They have graced the posts of such forumers as:
The Geek
Sami
Smart Hero
B.C.
Potatoe
and, most recently,
Callius.
And, of course, myself!
Forget all those so called "ARTISTS!"
Secret Satan
I'll see what I can whip up. If you like it, you can have it. If you don't, you can send it right back.
When he finally totals his stupid bike I'm going to run up to where he's laying and pee in his helmet.
Except with terrible art.
Secret Satan