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[Phalla] Phantastic Voyage; GAME OVER: PATHOGENS WIN

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Well, I don't have the manga. And the anime. But I do have the movies and I haven't really watched them before so I'm going to joy my other half's movie.
    The manga's online legally for free.

    As is the anime.

    So uhh.... no excuses?

    No, But I haven...nolight'sgirlfriendgotshotbythefbidude'sgirlfriend! That wasn't in the anime or manga.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What color is deoxygenated blood anyways?
    its blue.
    Found those commie bastards->nanorods_pur.jpg

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    What color is deoxygenated blood anyways?

    I'm trying to find something.
    It's like: kime

    Trust me

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lime color + KILL US = kime color?

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kime, you already voted yourself. Doing it again to try and start a trend is poor taste!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Your Hair Is On Fire.

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  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Your Hair Is On Fire.

    He's right, you know.

    Skulk on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    !KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
    Too early

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Crap. I use to like Light. But he killed his own girlfriend to kill that FBI lady. That's cold. I <3 Light now.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Are we posting Death Note spoilers? Let's not do that.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »

    And hes on Team Murphy! Ha, take that Team L !

    Damnit, now I have to watch the Deathnote movies. I really hate you.
    Hahaha, alright

    Woah woah woah, you are gonna watch the movie!?

    Of all the forms of media to enjoy Death Note, that's what you pick...?

    Obbi: I am the end of all things, and those that I choose to die perish instantly

    I dunno, I think the ending to the movies was pretty much vastly superior to enduring the last 10-ish episodes, and I'm still not a big fan of the whole reading thing (although a friend at work has been insisting I change that).

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    What color is deoxygenated blood anyways?
    its blue.
    Found those commie bastards->nanorods_pur.jpg

    You should probably stop choking the patient now. Yes, that does appear to make those red bastards show up quite obviously... but it kinda defeats the purpose if you kill the Doctor.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I will beat you with your own avatar, Crimson.

    What?

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Jobastion wrote: »
    oaklore wrote: »
    What color is deoxygenated blood anyways?
    its blue.
    Found those commie bastards->nanorods_pur.jpg

    You should probably stop choking the patient now. Yes, that does appear to make those red bastards show up quite obviously... but it kinda defeats the purpose if you kill the Doctor.

    Rock falls, everyone dies, everyone loses and the war continues to stimulate the economy! Like in WWII.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Looks like Nocturne wins.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    People have this strange tendancy to want to randomly mess with their votes at the last second to punish me for writing narration early.

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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    But it wasn't a patient at all. HAHA. HA HA.

    > (>.>)

    *runs*
    Totally forgot what I came to the computer for. Thx Jobastion.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Vote is Closed

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well Cap'n don't steer us wrong.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aye, if those numbers are correct I thank my fellow seamen (and seawomen) for entrusting me with this position. Hear my words, we will rout out these Commie bastards!

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I should totally be your XO Nocturne. We did work so well together in the Phallakinetic mini. Hahah.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    By the way I'm sure this won't surprise anyone but I'm heading straight for the penis.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well in that case I need to find the ship bar. If you're gonna be showing me another man's penis I'm going to need a few cocktails.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    The Vote is Closed

    Well, I got the insanity out of me. Calm samurai will now be playing for the rest of the game. Thank you for riding Phantastic Submarines: We bring the fight to the Reds! Please enjoy the peanuts and soft drinks. And jello will be served soon.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    By the way I'm sure this won't surprise anyone but I'm heading straight for the penis.

    No comment on the grounds that I might get banned forever for what I want to say about the above.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    By the way I'm sure this won't surprise anyone but I'm heading straight for the penis.

    Can I take my vote back?

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Day 2: Taking a Sick Day

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    "No Sir, I'm not faking to get out of a mission, I really am sick."

    Petty Officer Nocturne coughed into the receiver of the phone to emphasize this point. It wasn't that he was derelict in his duty, it was just.. well.. It didn't sit right with him. Something was fishy with this Dr. Banes business, and he didn't like it. Besides, he really was feeling a little off.. His heart had been pounding oddly and his lymph nodes were a little tender to the touch. Maybe he really was sick...

    "Yes sir, I'll report to the General Hospital to be checked out this afternoon."

    They probably wouldn't have elected me anyway, he thought to himself as he hung up the phone and lay back in bed.

    ....

    As Petty Officer Nocturne slept, the mission went ahead as expected, with him out of commision the role of Captain fell to a strangely dessert obsessed officer. They went on to do some really exciting things, battling the communist threat and making the world safe again.

    But this story isn't about that.

    This story is all about what's going on...

    Inside..

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    Wait a second! You aren't Navy Test Pilots at all! Why, you're Cells within the body of Petty Officer Nocturne! It seems that he's feeling a bit under the weather. I hope it isn't catching. Thankfully Petty Officer Nocturne has a pretty healthy immune system. But this amazing system only works when the systems of the body are working together. You'll all have to !Vote to direct the blood to clot around and remove certain cells from the body.

    If you can Clot out all the pathogens from Petty Officer Nocturne's body before they have a chance to spread and destroy his health then you win! It's a race against time, unfortunately it looks like the pathogens have had a head start.

    Results:

    Skulk a Cardiac Myocyte (Heart Cell) was consumed by Parasites
    Iamtheaznman a Red Blood Cell was Virally Infected
    The Lymph Nodes prevented an attack on the Brain

    Petty Officer Nocturne stayed home Sick

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Now I have a ton of PMs to send out.

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  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Did...did i just die?

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh wow. The last time I had this many people inside me at once I was in Cancún and... I mean... um...

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well FUCK. That is NOT a good start.

    Ok so ideas? Anyone have any?

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    AWESOME!

    Edit: Narration and twist, not the results.

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    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AWESOME!

    Agree'd. Cool idea, Ryan.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Curse youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    AWESOME!

    Agree'd. Cool idea, Ryan.

    Yeah, that is a hell of a twist.

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  • Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.

    Sig'd.

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    I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Im gonna throw this out there. Samurai6966 is a pathogen of some sort.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited September 2009
    oaklore wrote: »
    Im gonna throw this out there. Samurai6966 is a pathogen of some sort.

    How do you know that? I don't even know that! Who are you?

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skulk wrote: »
    Did...did i just die?

    SIR PHOBOS!!!!!!!

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