:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
That sentence wouldn't make as much sense if the origin isn't in it.
Sure it would. The poor girl is in Ohio.
Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."
who the fuck googles "America" or asks around or reads some brochures and then decides "that's it! i know what area i'm going to in this new country. fucking Ohio"?
Clearly asians. This makes me think we should rethink their intelligence ranking in the world.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.
I KNOW.
Dammit, this ruined my entire day.
I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."
This may count as an international incident.
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:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.
I KNOW.
Dammit, this ruined my entire day.
I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.
I KNOW.
Dammit, this ruined my entire day.
I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
gimme her number. i'll make her feel better
Dammit you stole my line.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
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Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."
Clearly asians. This makes me think we should rethink their intelligence ranking in the world.
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You know what else is kind of funny?
The fact that I didn't have to let Kakos grope me all night to be liked at PAX. :P
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Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
This is because you are awesome and smart and wonderful. :^:
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I KNOW.
Dammit, this ruined my entire day.
I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
no thats sure not it
This may count as an international incident.
Shouldn't you be kidnapping a thai ladyboy to take back to your bear cave for rough sex and crying?
Dr. Jealousy please pick up the green courtesy phone, dr jealousy!
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You know, the lives of everyone in [chat] would be unfulfilled if I didn't start posting. My opinion counts.
Also, we both bake cookies and continuing these comments mean you shall never get them!
Dammit you stole my line.
he'll make her feel better with his penis.
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Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.
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Busy.
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and the squirrels that feed off it's pinecones
I also like them :P
Sweet qualifier, why don’t you say they both weigh less then you whilst you're at it.
Disturbing.
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That's what she said.