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My xbox...

baglerbagler Registered User
edited September 2009 in Games and Technology
Has red rings, I am pretty sure that it's marrying someone else, I'm in such a low place. I trusted my xbox, and now it has to cheat on me. How am I going to live with myself now?

*country music plays in the background, when you see the bagler take another drink from his whiskey bottle and proceeds to hit the blow-up doll that has previously satisfied his desires*

Yes, I don't know how I'm going to deal with this, I might just pick up my gitir, drink some whiskey, and sing---

bagler on

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    unless you've gone a full three years before problems, it's only like a 2-week-tops repair. send it in, watch TV instead or something while you wait.

    Dehumanized on
  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA
    edited September 2009
    Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

    Son, reject the false prophets.

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  • RavynBlackheartRavynBlackheart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

    Butter won't work, it has to be margarine mixed with pork fat.

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    815165 wrote: »
    Oculus is proof that even if every class only had four abilities people still wouldn't know how to use them.
  • deowolfdeowolf Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. IT IS BAD ADVICE AND WILL ONLY RUIN YOUR EQUIPMENT.




    Pros use cream cheese.

    deowolf on
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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

    Son, reject the false prophets.

    I...just don't understand where this is going. Or where it has been.

    In any case, OP, unless your console is more than 3 years old, you can get it repaired for free.

    Synthesis on
    Orca wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote:
    Isn't "Your sarcasm makes me wet," the highest compliment an Abh can pay a human?

    Only if said Abh is a member of the nobility.
  • SaigaSaiga Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

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  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    deowolf wrote: »
    Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. IT IS BAD ADVICE AND WILL ONLY RUIN YOUR EQUIPMENT.




    Pros use cream cheese.

    And you shouldn't microwave it. Ever.

    You need to put it in the freezer for the cream cheese to achieve conductivity.

    Drake on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

    Expected that to be a link to newegg actually. I mean, in PC gaming the term 'higher power' isn't used frivolously.

    The_Scarab on
    scarab you have mental problems
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah but then he'd be making threads like this all the time.

    One of my favorite activities is hitting up a thread once a PC version of a console game comes out and watching all the people whine about the various problems with it crashing, they can't get something to install right, etc.

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  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Son, have you ever thought about putting faith in a higher power?

    Expected that to be a link to newegg actually. I mean, in PC gaming the term 'higher power' isn't used frivolously.

    We will game with mouse and keyboards, like our forefathers before us.

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    Hey I made a game, check it out @ http://ifallingrobot.com/. (Or don't, your call)
  • SaigaSaiga Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Yeah but then he'd be making threads like this all the time.

    One of my favorite activities is hitting up a thread once a PC version of a console game comes out and watching all the people whine about the various problems with it crashing, they can't get something to install right, etc.

    My PS3 has crashed three times whilst also managing to nearly destroy a disc in the process, yet my 360 only red-ringed once, so my bias shifts in the other direction.

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  • deowolfdeowolf Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drake wrote: »
    deowolf wrote: »
    Smear it with butter and put it in the mircowave. That should fix it.

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. IT IS BAD ADVICE AND WILL ONLY RUIN YOUR EQUIPMENT.




    Pros use cream cheese.

    And you shouldn't microwave it. Ever.

    You need to put it in the freezer for the cream cheese to achieve conductivity.

    Where did you learn your science, charlatan? Freezing it will only bring the demons.

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  • BartholamueBartholamue Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We have a thread for this already. Here:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=64260

    Bartholamue on
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