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Tam rises from the dead on [CHAT] page 99!

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We are all murderers! MURDERERS!

    Edit: *nervous laugh* aheh thought this was the uh..... D&D chat thrad

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    Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Who is Tam?

    I am hoping this is NOT a WoT spoiler.... >_>

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    iglidanteiglidante Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh shit, no one can spoil WoT at this point. I have no idea what will happen in the next two books. It's been song long since I read anything in that series.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Is this a D&D chat thread incursion?

    least terrifying invasion ever.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I once had a sandwich that was more terrifying.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    Is this a D&D chat thread incursion?

    least terrifying invasion ever.

    No it's more like a person who is going to a casual party. I burst through the door screaming OH YEAH THROW ON THE METAL AND LET'S GET WASTED! all waving around my bottle of vodka and then I realize I have accidentally walked into a fancy party because I misread the 8 as a 6 on the address and now I feel dumb and ashamed.

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    Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    iglidante wrote: »
    Oh shit, no one can spoil WoT at this point. I have no idea what will happen in the next two books. It's been song long since I read anything in that series.

    Then to whom does the OP refer? Who is Tam?

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    look how popular ac is becoming we are so popular

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    splat
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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What if Tam has the first post on 57?

    Does he save himself? or is his fate inevitable?

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    What if Tam has the first post on 57?

    Does he save himself? or is his fate inevitable?

    Then it's suicide.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    speaking of suicide, time to buy some food so I dont die

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    splat
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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Y'know I almost feel sorry for dudes like this.
    http://primera-espada-stark.deviantart.com/

    He puts a lot of effort but I don't think I've ever seen someone spin their wheels quite so badly.
    The saddest part is that he's advertising his dev art page.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bring it on bitches

    Tam on
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so I bought another giant bag of skittles, it is my once a semester treat that last for like 2 weeks

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I bet Mars is going to get drunk again and ban me on page 57.

    Or sooner.

    Or later.

    Tam on
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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If I had to guess what treat would be your treat, I would've picked skittles.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Your death is inevitable Tam, we don't know what form it will come, but it will come.
    I'm guessing someone is going to stab you to death with colour pencils.

    Mustang on
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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tam killed by color. Oh.
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Hooray for great weekends?
    Gee wiz robot- don't take too controversial a position!
    Next you'll be saying crazy things like "More puppies and flowers" or "Hugs are great".

    Hooray for D-Robe!

    There, something no sane person would agree with.

    Yeah, whatever. I save the day and hear that all the time.
    From perfectly sane people, no less.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Y'know I almost feel sorry for dudes like this.
    http://primera-espada-stark.deviantart.com/

    He puts a lot of effort but I don't think I've ever seen someone spin their wheels quite so badly.
    The saddest part is that he's advertising his dev art page.

    Did you check out the poetry:
    Alone in this empty
    Nothing left around me
    Dieing a slow and lonely death

    Alone in this empty
    Lying in this tainted void
    Lying amongst these pieces of nothing

    I don't think sorry is the correct adjective for how I feel about him.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm going to die with a big ol' party, that way i'll be the person that dies with the most people ever

    Loomdun on
    splat
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I would like to contribute to Tam's demise the only way I know how.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I'm going to die with a big ol' party, that way i'll be the person that dies with the most people ever

    I think you have to beat Jim Jones for that title.

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I bought a slap chop. Guess what I'm making skinny one slap at a time?
    America.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm totally not an AC person but this thread is about Tam so I am going to post in it.

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    jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    I bought a slap chop. Guess what I'm making skinny one slap at a time?
    America.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g

    jpeg on
    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm more particular to this Slap Chop dub

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm sorry, but the tf2 dub is objectively ten fold better

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'm sorry, but the tf2 dub is objectively ten fold better

    That depends entirely on how much you like TF2.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I'm sorry, but the tf2 dub is objectively ten fold better

    That depends entirely on how much you like TF2.

    Since I vehemently hate you both I am an objective third party. I will watch both videos and decide which is more funny.

    The loser will have holes punched in his eyelids with a paper hole puncher.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You vehemently hate them both?
    K, I get it with Godfather, but why Nap?
    At most you should dislike him or be ambivalent. Not 'vehemently hate'.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have a graty.....well a form of graty, but now I NEED a slap chop, mainly so I can do that voiceover when I'm cooking.

    Also I'm threatening my fiancee that I'm going to do the fistpump-hump to my groomsmen during the bridal waltz....it's going to be fucking great.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08YYWSoFERk&feature=related

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    You vehemently hate them both?
    K, I get it with Godfather, but why Nap?
    At most you should dislike him or be ambivalent. Not 'vehemently hate'.

    :lol:

    Oh D-Robe, what have I ever done to deserve such ire from you?

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You know what you did.
    Part III. No one needed or wanted it.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Don't ever change D-Robe.

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    iglidante wrote: »
    Essential oil and glue on a sheet of paper?

    Not quite that easy.

    Forbe! on
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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    You vehemently hate them both?
    K, I get it with Godfather, but why Nap?
    At most you should dislike him or be ambivalent. Not 'vehemently hate'.

    YES be ambivalent about me!

    Ambivalatise me


    edit: also, i think he vehemently hates me because I accidentally ignored him when he msged me on aim...

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanks to the family guy, there's a five year old sining "I'm a prom night dumpster baby"

    I don't care what anyone says, family guy is fucking funny.

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    ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    iglidante wrote: »
    The crinkles in those sheets would fucking HURT.

    Unfortunately I've been in the situation before because of a shitty GameStop manager fucking up the supply order.

    The key is to spend the entire time you're on the can wrinkling and crinkling the printer paper until it's as soft as a high-end paper towel. Do it with enough sheets to take care of business and the experience isn't bad at all. The worst part is the absurd amount of time it takes to wrinkle the paper to get it soft enough.

    Luckily, I was getting paid 10.75 an hour to sit on the toilet wrinkling paper for half an hour while my boss dealt with christmas rush.

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    CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The natural solution was to destroy Mrs. Humbert. But how?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    iglidante wrote: »
    The crinkles in those sheets would fucking HURT.
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=11795329
    Unfortunately I've been in the situation before because of a shitty GameStop manager fucking up the supply order.

    The key is to spend the entire time you're on the can wrinkling and crinkling the printer paper until it's as soft as a high-end paper towel. Do it with enough sheets to take care of business and the experience isn't bad at all. The worst part is the absurd amount of time it takes to wrinkle the paper to get it soft enough.

    Luckily, I was getting paid 10.75 an hour to sit on the toilet wrinkling paper for half an hour while my boss dealt with christmas rush.

    You are a modern day macguyver. I knew there was a reason you had a mullet.

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