Yeah it is pretty terrible. I mean it helps to have suspension of disbelief, like watching a zombie movie or something. Sure it's dumb and nobody acts like that, but it's entertaining. To my penis.
Gives me a big floppy one.
Yeah, ok :zzz:
kidding will
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Ok so even though my tv has a digital tuner in it, comcast wants me to get some additional fucking box from them for some dumb ass reason. GRRRAHHH SO ANGRY!
They want to watch what you are watching. Its like their porn.
Besides, I don't know if this is for anyone else, but masturbation resets my libido to reasonable levels. That's kind of the attraction, it's not really its own reward.
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Honestly though I can't see masturbating for that many times in a day to be healthy or even fun
Ok so even though my tv has a digital tuner in it, comcast wants me to get some additional fucking box from them for some dumb ass reason. GRRRAHHH SO ANGRY!
They want to watch what you are watching. Its like their porn.
Well it just irks me I get comcast through my home owners dues and I don't want to have to spend extra money to get a service that was working fine before they fucked with it.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
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I really hope you mean the only time you did it four times.
Otherwise, I weep for your pajamas and bedsheets.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Masturbation is just like physical release of the pent up pressure on those parts. It's not really the same. At least for me.
Exactly. I don't feel like, shameful or anything, it's just a reset button (har har).
And it's weird cause I can't really orgasm during the actual act, and pretty much have a 100% success rate when i'm alone, but I don't even give a shit. I don't care, I'd rather be sexin' than doin' it on my own.
Ok so even though my tv has a digital tuner in it, comcast wants me to get some additional fucking box from them for some dumb ass reason. GRRRAHHH SO ANGRY!
They want to watch what you are watching. Its like their porn.
Well it just irks me I get comcast through my home owners dues and I don't want to have to spend extra money to get a service that was working fine before they fucked with it.
They just want to love you that much more. You are the unwilling whore.
DUE: Sex is more than just ejaculation, so its all the build up that makes it fun that many times I think.
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
WHO DID THE DONKEY PUNCH
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Ok so even though my tv has a digital tuner in it, comcast wants me to get some additional fucking box from them for some dumb ass reason. GRRRAHHH SO ANGRY!
They want to watch what you are watching. Its like their porn.
Well it just irks me I get comcast through my home owners dues and I don't want to have to spend extra money to get a service that was working fine before they fucked with it.
They just want to love you that much more. You are the unwilling whore.
DUE: Sex is more than just ejaculation, so its all the build up that makes it fun that many times I think.
Yeah I know. But i'm saying I can't see how one can be any different than the other in the end. You're doing the same thing. Kind of.
Ok so even though my tv has a digital tuner in it, comcast wants me to get some additional fucking box from them for some dumb ass reason. GRRRAHHH SO ANGRY!
They want to watch what you are watching. Its like their porn.
Well it just irks me I get comcast through my home owners dues and I don't want to have to spend extra money to get a service that was working fine before they fucked with it.
They just want to love you that much more. You are the unwilling whore.
DUE: Sex is more than just ejaculation, so its all the build up that makes it fun that many times I think.
Yeah I know. But i'm saying I can't see how one can be any different than the other in the end. You're doing the same thing. Kind of.
Body does slightly different things with the two. Mine does. Kind of like more comes out during sex than masturbation and such.
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Masturbation is just like physical release of the pent up pressure on those parts. It's not really the same. At least for me.
Exactly. I don't feel like, shameful or anything, it's just a reset button (har har).
And it's weird cause I can't really orgasm during the actual act, and pretty much have a 100% success rate when i'm alone, but I don't even give a shit. I don't care, I'd rather be sexin' than doin' it on my own.
Like, not at all with a partner?
Can the partner do anything for you aside from "the act" that will get you off? Cause otherwise, that kinda sucks .
One of my crazy ex's was like that, and it was two years with her before she had an O with me as the reason.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
WHO DID THE DONKEY PUNCH
YEAH Belladonna was the one I'd heard of
I only knew that cause of the Spike porn parody thing with Nathan Fillion
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
Well, people's libidos vary greatly, and can be increased by certain things like exercise and pro-hormones/steroids. Sometimes there's no other way to release pent up sexual tension.
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
WHO DID THE DONKEY PUNCH
YEAH Belladonna was the one I'd heard of
I only knew that cause of the Spike porn parody thing with Nathan Fillion
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
Brain body thing is probably what it is. Masturbation is the body releasing, you get some happy. Sex is the body going woo procreation, you get more happy?
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
The process of sex as a whole is different from masturbation, even if the end result is ejaculation.
I wouldn't say it's so much "incomprehensible," but I could see someone saying they would want to do one but not want to do another.
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But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
An orgasm is an orgasm like a beer is a beer or a movie is a movie.
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
Brain body thing is probably what it is. Masturbation is the body releasing, you get some happy. Sex is the body going woo procreation, you get more happy?
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
WHO DID THE DONKEY PUNCH
I DON'T KNOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN A DONKEY PUNCH PERFORMED!
I have seen some seriously fucked up shit during my travels on the internet, but I've never actually seen a girl get donkey punched.
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Masturbation is just like physical release of the pent up pressure on those parts. It's not really the same. At least for me.
Exactly. I don't feel like, shameful or anything, it's just a reset button (har har).
And it's weird cause I can't really orgasm during the actual act, and pretty much have a 100% success rate when i'm alone, but I don't even give a shit. I don't care, I'd rather be sexin' than doin' it on my own.
Like, not at all with a partner?
Can the partner do anything for you aside from "the act" that will get you off? Cause otherwise, that kinda sucks .
One of my crazy ex's was like that, and it was two years with her before she had an O with me as the reason.
Yeah, not at all
he can certainly try, but it's all psychological
I don't feel like it sucks, though, the part that sucks is the expectation on his part for me to orgasm and feeling pressured which of course works against that totally
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
An orgasm is an orgasm like a beer is a beer or a movie is a movie.
That is to say, wat.
To be fair, an orgasm is an orgasm like a pizza is a pizza.
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
WHO DID THE DONKEY PUNCH
I DON'T KNOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN A DONKEY PUNCH PERFORMED!
I have seen some seriously fucked up shit during my travels on the internet, but I've never actually seen a girl get donkey punched.
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
An orgasm is an orgasm like a beer is a beer or a movie is a movie.
That is to say, wat.
To be fair, an orgasm is an orgasm like a pizza is a pizza.
greasy with lots of cheese on top?
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
Brain body thing is probably what it is. Masturbation is the body releasing, you get some happy. Sex is the body going woo procreation, you get more happy?
*Shrug*
I guess.
Also come on, masturbating for LADIES and sex for ladies is compleeeeeteelllyyyy different
But isn't an orgasm still an orgasm no matter how it happens? If the end result is the same I don't see how one could be incomprehensible and the other totally justified.
An orgasm is an orgasm like a beer is a beer or a movie is a movie.
That is to say, wat.
To be fair, an orgasm is an orgasm like a pizza is a pizza.
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Yeah, ok :zzz:
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They want to watch what you are watching. Its like their porn.
but sex that many times in a day?
ABSOLUTELY
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i do get paid today
That's the most I've ever done it, and it's the only time I've ever done it
Well it just irks me I get comcast through my home owners dues and I don't want to have to spend extra money to get a service that was working fine before they fucked with it.
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What's the difference?
Only I don't have to watch videos of plants pollinating to blow my nose.
Prettiest porn star? That's a tough question to answer. I'm gonna go back to an "old" favorite of mine, one of the girls from back when I first discovered porn in my early teens. Jewel De'Nyle.
Oh, and Hakks, as for the baseball bat up the ass, I know Mike mentioned Audrey Hollander, who is a mega slut, but I know Belladonna has done that too.
Otherwise, I weep for your pajamas and bedsheets.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
In your case? 4 dicks and bottle of tequila
Exactly. I don't feel like, shameful or anything, it's just a reset button (har har).
And it's weird cause I can't really orgasm during the actual act, and pretty much have a 100% success rate when i'm alone, but I don't even give a shit. I don't care, I'd rather be sexin' than doin' it on my own.
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uggggggggggggggghh
They just want to love you that much more. You are the unwilling whore.
DUE: Sex is more than just ejaculation, so its all the build up that makes it fun that many times I think.
WHO DID THE DONKEY PUNCH
Uh, they're totally different processes?
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Yeah I know. But i'm saying I can't see how one can be any different than the other in the end. You're doing the same thing. Kind of.
Body does slightly different things with the two. Mine does. Kind of like more comes out during sex than masturbation and such.
Can the partner do anything for you aside from "the act" that will get you off? Cause otherwise, that kinda sucks
One of my crazy ex's was like that, and it was two years with her before she had an O with me as the reason.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
YEAH Belladonna was the one I'd heard of
I only knew that cause of the Spike porn parody thing with Nathan Fillion
HE should be in porn
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Brain body thing is probably what it is. Masturbation is the body releasing, you get some happy. Sex is the body going woo procreation, you get more happy?
The process of sex as a whole is different from masturbation, even if the end result is ejaculation.
I wouldn't say it's so much "incomprehensible," but I could see someone saying they would want to do one but not want to do another.
An orgasm is an orgasm like a beer is a beer or a movie is a movie.
That is to say, wat.
*Shrug*
I guess.
I DON'T KNOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN A DONKEY PUNCH PERFORMED!
I have seen some seriously fucked up shit during my travels on the internet, but I've never actually seen a girl get donkey punched.
he can certainly try, but it's all psychological
I don't feel like it sucks, though, the part that sucks is the expectation on his part for me to orgasm and feeling pressured which of course works against that totally
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I KNOW RIGHT!?
THERE IS A VIDEO AND I CAN'T FIND IT.
greasy with lots of cheese on top?
Also come on, masturbating for LADIES and sex for ladies is compleeeeeteelllyyyy different
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much better when actual Italians are involved?