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[Chat] you Lucy

TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlr1H_iV6qs
I got an idea
You should get a tattoo that says warning
That's all, just a warning
So the potential victim
Can take a left and safe breath
And avoid you
Sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream Fuck you Lucy
But the problem is i love you Lucy
So instead
I'm gonna finish my drink,and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover
(Fuck you)

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    New thread, new innuendo time?

    Mazzyx on
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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you don't want a girls unfortunate uptightness crimping your masculinity.
    Hey, someone has to be first.

    It's NOT uptightness :(

    up-looseness?

    e@slowest chat ever

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    he said make it not suck

    Elendil on
  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No more music chats!

    Dman on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    Aldo on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Masturbation is just like physical release of the pent up pressure on those parts. It's not really the same. At least for me.

    Exactly. I don't feel like, shameful or anything, it's just a reset button (har har).

    And it's weird cause I can't really orgasm during the actual act, and pretty much have a 100% success rate when i'm alone, but I don't even give a shit. I don't care, I'd rather be sexin' than doin' it on my own.
    Like, not at all with a partner?

    Can the partner do anything for you aside from "the act" that will get you off? Cause otherwise, that kinda sucks :(.

    One of my crazy ex's was like that, and it was two years with her before she had an O with me as the reason.
    Yeah, not at all

    he can certainly try, but it's all psychological

    I don't feel like it sucks, though, the part that sucks is the expectation on his part for me to orgasm and feeling pressured which of course works against that totally

    If a guy doesn't at least feel bad that he can't get his girl off, then he's asshole.
    Well, in my case (with the ex) she was fine with not having one, and really seemed to enjoy herself otherwise, so I got over my initial self evaluation and dismay issues... but I did feel like a master of the goddamn universe when it finally happened, two years later. So I guess I didn't COMPLETELY get over it.
    I just feel selfish getting mine and not returning the favor.

    But you're assuming that because your sexual experience peaks at orgasm, then she must want orgasm as well. It would be like if you were making breakfast with your girlfriend, who never enjoyed hash browns with breakfast, and feeling guilty that you couldn't make her enjoy your hash browns. Ask her what she wants, brosef.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazz, tickets to the rockies game tonight. Good ones. 15 bucks.

    Buy 'em off me man! I can't go :(

    Greeper on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Tim makes a [chat] it can't suck. FACT.

    radroadkill on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What's with this rain

    deadonthestreet on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Tim makes a [chat] it can't suck. FACT.

    <3

    TL DR on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Nice [chat].

    Nerdgasmic on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Taranis wrote:
    If a guy doesn't at least feel bad that he can't get his girl off, then he's asshole.
    There is a whole fucking lot wrong with this sentiment, and this statement.

    MikeMan on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Tim makes a [chat] it can't suck. FACT.

    <3

    it in fact, blows

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    mine are -5.50/-7.0

    nexuscrawler on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Mazz, tickets to the rockies game tonight. Good ones. 15 bucks.

    Buy 'em off me man! I can't go :(

    I can't go either, no car and such. Otherwise I would.

    Mazzyx on
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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like sex. It's fun.

    Sometimes I fake orgasms.

    ...then me and Quid laugh about it. :D

    radroadkill on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay so what's the gimmick behind this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekVnQm9YCI

    DasUberEdward on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Taranis wrote:
    If a guy doesn't at least feel bad that he can't get his girl off, then he's asshole.
    There is a whole fucking lot wrong with this sentiment, and this statement.
    that girls get off is a myth

    it has never been proven

    Elendil on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you don't want a girls unfortunate uptightness crimping your masculinity.
    Hey, someone has to be first.

    It's NOT uptightness :(

    up-looseness?

    It implies a great deal of it (not being able to orgams) being the girl's own fault, as though she's much too prudish to just let it happen

    And maybe it is in part, but it's not all a matter of her 'loosening up' :?

    I've used this smiley too many times

    anyway, the battery on my laptop is about to crash and burn, so this is it for riveting porn/sex talk until i get back home

    Bye, you lovely bunch of deviants <3

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    that sucks, I'm almost afraid to go to the optometrist because I was boarder-line in need of glasses a few years ago and I've been reading/staring at computer screens in what I can only assume are unhealthy amounts since then.

    I don't want glasses D:

    Dman on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay so what's the gimmick behind this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekVnQm9YCI

    Think its just like a pulse reader or something. They had a jedi mind game thing like this last year as well.

    Mazzyx on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hm wow a dude being upset about not bring a woman to climax is probably resultant of a deep seated inferiority complex or narcissism.

    neat.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    mine are -5.50/-7.0

    So you need glasses too.

    Aldo on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    mine are -5.50/-7.0

    You're a mole?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    WEAK

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I need a "hedonism for dummies" book for my brother.

    TL DR on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Frosteey wrote: »
    i can't do it frosteey

    help :(

    What OS are you? I just installed a driver on XP and now it works exactly the same as a regular PS2 controller through a USB adapter.

    Windows 7. I got it to work but the controllers were all wonky and my triggers weren't responding. I think I may give up and give in :(

    i do get paid today

    Yeah!

    I can get my PS2 controller to work on PS3, too, but the buttons are in disarray : (

    And I was just messing around with Rose in training mode and I learned that her crouching fierce basically combos into anything (even light Soul Spark!) but I don't have a way to see if they're all safe on block : (

    Frosteey on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    I know I probably do. Last time my eyes were checked my left compensated a little for my right but not enough and I have astigmatism but it didn't affect much. That was 3 years ago, and since then lots of books and computer time. I probably need glasses which I don't mind but still annoying.

    Mazzyx on
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like sex. It's fun.

    Sometimes I fake orgasms.

    ...then me and Quid laugh about it. :D

    Nice. It's definitely ok to embellish a bit during sex, as long as the truth comes out later. Because when I'm making that face is not the time to say "you know actually the other position was better"

    TL DR on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    im going to bed i think. didnt manage to do anything useful in the evening :(

    Aldo on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Wait, someone is actually a saying that the girl is to blame when she doesn't orgasm?


    Or that anyone's to blame at all?

    Nerdgasmic on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    some guy in that h/a music thread recommended both disturbed and lady gaga in the same post

    dude has to be a troll

    Tav on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait, someone is actually a saying that the girl is to blame when she doesn't orgasm?


    Or that anyone's to blame at all?

    probably her parents are to blame. thats usually healthy.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    im going to bed i think. didnt manage to do anything useful in the evening :(
    or any evening

    Elendil on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    some guy in that h/a music thread recommended both disturbed and lady gaga in the same post

    dude has to be a troll

    GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

    ON MY DISCO STICK

    Nocturne on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait, someone is actually a saying that the girl is to blame when she doesn't orgasm?


    Or that anyone's to blame at all?

    I didn't see it but well we got onto sex and [chat] moved quickly. Like a 16 year old boy seeing his first pair of tits.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    I've got one eye that's -2.75 and one that's -4.5

    And I wear progressive lenses (bifocals, but with a gradient instead of just two lenses)

    Man up pussy

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh hey. Surrogates had an anti-tech theme. Tell me more of this brave new philosophy, man who spends his days looking through a lens to produce videos to be watched on massive screens in a darkened room.

    Leitner on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like sex. It's fun.

    Sometimes I fake orgasms.

    ...then me and Quid laugh about it. :D

    Nice. It's definitely ok to embellish a bit during sex, as long as the truth comes out later. Because when I'm making that face is not the time to say "you know actually the other position was better"

    Yeah.

    And sometimes, it's not going to happen. And he's all into it. And I'm like "Okay, let's not ruin the moment."

    radroadkill on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Oh hey. Surrogates had an anti-tech theme. Tell me more of this brave new philosophy, man who spends his days looking through a lens to produce videos to be watched on massive screens in a darkened room.

    I'm going to start an anti-tech blog.

    Nocturne on
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