I got an idea
You should get a tattoo that says warning
That's all, just a warning
So the potential victim
Can take a left and safe breath
And avoid you
Sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream Fuck you Lucy
But the problem is i love you Lucy
So instead
I'm gonna finish my drink,and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover
(Fuck you)
Posts
up-looseness?
e@slowest chat ever
I'll need glasses.
But you're assuming that because your sexual experience peaks at orgasm, then she must want orgasm as well. It would be like if you were making breakfast with your girlfriend, who never enjoyed hash browns with breakfast, and feeling guilty that you couldn't make her enjoy your hash browns. Ask her what she wants, brosef.
Buy 'em off me man! I can't go
it in fact, blows
ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah
mine are -5.50/-7.0
I can't go either, no car and such. Otherwise I would.
Sometimes I fake orgasms.
...then me and Quid laugh about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekVnQm9YCI
it has never been proven
It implies a great deal of it (not being able to orgams) being the girl's own fault, as though she's much too prudish to just let it happen
And maybe it is in part, but it's not all a matter of her 'loosening up' :?
I've used this smiley too many times
anyway, the battery on my laptop is about to crash and burn, so this is it for riveting porn/sex talk until i get back home
Bye, you lovely bunch of deviants
NNID: Hakkekage
that sucks, I'm almost afraid to go to the optometrist because I was boarder-line in need of glasses a few years ago and I've been reading/staring at computer screens in what I can only assume are unhealthy amounts since then.
I don't want glasses
Think its just like a pulse reader or something. They had a jedi mind game thing like this last year as well.
neat.
So you need glasses too.
You're a mole?
WEAK
NNID: Hakkekage
Yeah!
I can get my PS2 controller to work on PS3, too, but the buttons are in disarray : (
And I was just messing around with Rose in training mode and I learned that her crouching fierce basically combos into anything (even light Soul Spark!) but I don't have a way to see if they're all safe on block : (
I know I probably do. Last time my eyes were checked my left compensated a little for my right but not enough and I have astigmatism but it didn't affect much. That was 3 years ago, and since then lots of books and computer time. I probably need glasses which I don't mind but still annoying.
Nice. It's definitely ok to embellish a bit during sex, as long as the truth comes out later. Because when I'm making that face is not the time to say "you know actually the other position was better"
Or that anyone's to blame at all?
dude has to be a troll
probably her parents are to blame. thats usually healthy.
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
ON MY DISCO STICK
I didn't see it but well we got onto sex and [chat] moved quickly. Like a 16 year old boy seeing his first pair of tits.
I've got one eye that's -2.75 and one that's -4.5
And I wear progressive lenses (bifocals, but with a gradient instead of just two lenses)
Man up pussy
Yeah.
And sometimes, it's not going to happen. And he's all into it. And I'm like "Okay, let's not ruin the moment."
I'm going to start an anti-tech blog.