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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I just got the ay and en confused

    I read this twice -- carefully -- as "I just got the gay end confused"

    World as Myth on
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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    What happened? Did you stub your toe?

    nah. Defender is in his being superior to all those lesser beings mode again.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    who is it you think you're winning points with here

    I don't know about you but it's getting me hot and bothered.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    not many of the threads here have made me cry in silent laughter

    but good God-damn

    Beasteh on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

    B-: Asks questions, but not the right questions. Reread the information, consider the historical implications, use more citations, come on now, it's a celebration, let's all celebrate and have a good time.

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dang buster that was a pretty sick burn bro.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    who is it you think you're winning points with here

    rofl

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    umm

    World as Myth on
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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    are you rating my posts?

    yes

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i keep reading this thread title in the professor brothers voice

    Kovak on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    who is it you think you're winning points with here

    rofl

    Keep going, I'm almost there.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I assure you the piano playing muppet dog doesn't care about your posts

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i havent pooped since sunday morning (that one was a burner) and dont have any urge to whatsoever. i have eaten a regular amount of food in that time period. it is now thursday morning.

    i think my poop is sneaking away while i sleep

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    Hacksaw on
  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    pinenut_canary on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    i keep reading this thread title in the professor brothers voice

    Now read the OP in it

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  • DubhDubh Suggests Bastet EgyptRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Who wants to play battleshits?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    No I can't.

    :|

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    ahahaha

    this is the best story

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

    This post is a 6 on the ugly scale of 1 to Gary Busey.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    No I can't.

    :|
    I don't like it when mommy and daddy yell. It makes me cry.

    Hacksaw on
  • DarmakDarmak lsjkfghkletry Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    I pooped a pretty big one I think but it all disappeared down the drain before I ever flushed it.

    Ghost poop.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Who wants to play battleshits?

    When I used to sell computers to foreign girls at Circuit City this was all I could think about

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you

    Calamity Jane on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Krypton, the noblest element. The gas of kings! Kings!Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Can we just get back to talking about pooping in the ladies' room when you are, in fact, a dude? All this fighting is making my soul unhappy. :(

    No I can't.

    :|
    I don't like it when mommy and daddy yell. It makes me cry.

    "Munkus I have a hypo, let's say you pooping in the..."

    "I'm going to have to stop you right there."

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    Hacksaw on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    I have had awesome poops lately. Hard, yet not uncomfortable one piecers with little to no wiping needed.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

    This post is a 6 on the ugly scale of 1 to Gary Busey.

    you leave Wook out of this!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    My god, This is now my new favourite thing.

    Melding on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    i wish
    i live with girls, not of them care about my awesome poops

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • DubhDubh Suggests Bastet EgyptRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Who wants to play battleshits?

    When I used to sell computers to foreign girls at Circuit City this was all I could think about

    heh heh

    Nothing's better than trying to make a sale while resisting the urge to burst out laughing. 'Cause you know your sale is done for if you do.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    This is why I always look for urinals whenever I go into a bathroom
    I just need that extra assurance from now on

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    naw, i never had the pleasure of looking at his turds

    it happened a few times

    he'd hop out of the bathroom and the fan was on

    but lo and behold, blasted in the face with a stank wave

    Calamity Jane on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    Buster, you are quite strange.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    Before they demolished the Kingdome, I once went to the men's restroom (I don't go to many ballgames and hadn't been there in a few years) and started pissing into this funky circular urinal that I realized was a communal sink halfway through. I decided the best course of action was to just finish up and leave without making a fuss.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    doorbell and I were in a bagel shop yesterday and a guy walks in and goes up to the counter behind us

    the guy manning the counter just goes "man, you look JUST like gary busey." the customer laughs nervously and tries to change the subject but the bagelman just says "no, seriously, you look exactly like him!"

    I mean

    owch

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    My god, This is now my new favourite thing.

    holy shit

    Beasteh on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i pooped the biggest poop this morning
    piled out of the water big

    goddamn it

    you probably left the door open too, didn't you
    "You guys, come look at this poo I made! It's huge!"

    i wish
    i live with girls, not of them care about my awesome poops
    Their loss.

    Hacksaw on
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