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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So my phone has been bought and ordered from Amazon. So buying a cellphone done, just need a car now.

    Did you just recently arrive on this planet?

    "Alright, I have acquired one of these cellular telephone devices. Now I must procure a motor vehicle for transportation."

    I have lived in Japan for 3 years. My cell phone from there doesn't work here.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ...Wolf Community? O_o

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh it didn't even take a god damn page for the H/A paintball thread to become what I hate about people who play paintball.

    Modifying paintball guns to shoot non-regulation materiel?

    No. Thread basically goes

    "Hey guys, I'd like to get a new paintball gun, I mainly play speedball."

    "Speedball is for fags real men play in the woods look my gun is so tough a truck can hit it and it will still work unlike your faggy little battery gun"

    "You are just jealous that my gun costs so much more than yours, maybe you can ask your mom for more allowance money next month so you can play with the real men."

    Fucking. Morons.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh, is it 50% of bankruptcies, moniker? I thought the figure was something like 85%.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What is that, Quizzy?

    edit: Oh, I see.

    Well they do have a point on the speedball thing.

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    ...Wolf Community? O_o

    it's a joke

    there is not actually a community of wolves writing reviews of a shirt with people on it

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    ...Wolf Community? O_o

    Not people who think they're wolves, actual wolves.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh it didn't even take a god damn page for the H/A paintball thread to become what I hate about people who play paintball.

    Modifying paintball guns to shoot non-regulation materiel?

    I can off the top of my head think of a shitload of fun things to shoot from a paintball gun

    oh god I need to buy a paintball gun

    and powderized aluminium, iron oxide and magnesium

    and ammonium nitrate and diesel

    and saltpeter

    and powder dye

    and some gasoline and motor oil

    and

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mental note: Never play paintball with Abd.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    God I want my drivers license now

    Now I feel old.


    You are old.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, is it 50% of bankruptcies, moniker? I thought the figure was something like 85%.

    No, though it might be getting closer to the 60's now.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    God I want my drivers license now

    Now I feel old.
    I won't feel old until I turn 32. That's when I'll have been driving longer than people just getting their licenses have been alive.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    God I want my drivers license now

    Now I feel old.
    I won't feel old until I turn 32. That's when I'll have been driving longer than people just getting their licenses have been alive.

    Plus you should never trust anyone over 30.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh you modified it a little, shoots faster now does it? Cool.

    Oh, what I've done with mine? Oh, nothing, it just fires molten iron burning at 3000 degrees.

    That, and fuel-air explosives.

    and smoke-grenades.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I guess I could google the annual rate of bankruptcies and figure from that, but I don't want to.


    Inq, that thread was so silly. I thought Alphadouche was kidding at first, his post had such a strange tone.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If you ever handle anything I've made, if it jams drop it like it's about to explode

    because it is

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Paintball...*sigh*

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    God I want my drivers license now

    Now I feel old.
    I won't feel old until I turn 32. That's when I'll have been driving longer than people just getting their licenses have been alive.

    Plus you should never trust anyone over 30.
    Safe for 6 more months.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Actually, I'm not even sure if I know how to comfortably figure percentages of percentages.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't really know a whole lot about the internal workings of paintball markers

    do the "bullets" have to be perfectly round?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't really know a whole lot about the internal workings of paintball markers

    do the "bullets" have to be perfectly round?
    Nah, just close. There's usually a seam around the middle where the two halves are joined.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't really know a whole lot about the internal workings of paintball markers

    do the "bullets" have to be perfectly round?

    No, but the rounder the better for the paintballs.

    Paintball guns are generally amazingly simple machines.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Why would you want to fire projectiles with temperatures of 3000 degrees, Abdhyius?


    I thought the jokes about Frozen Horrors in the northern wastes of Europe were just stereotypes.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So my phone has been bought and ordered from Amazon. So buying a cellphone done, just need a car now.

    Did you just recently arrive on this planet?

    "Alright, I have acquired one of these cellular telephone devices. Now I must procure a motor vehicle for transportation."

    I have lived in Japan for 3 years. My cell phone from there doesn't work here.

    So the answer to my question was yes.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Although the magnesium fuse would only have to be long enough for the thermite to catch fire after right before it leaves the barrel

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Why would you want to fire projectiles with temperatures of 3000 degrees, Abdhyius?


    I thought the jokes about Frozen Horrors in the northern wastes of Europe were just stereotypes.

    They're called Canadians apparently.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Why would you want to fire projectiles with temperatures of 3000 degrees, Abdhyius?


    I thought the jokes about Frozen Horrors in the northern wastes of Europe were just stereotypes.

    Because white-hot molten metal is so much more fun than paint.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So my phone has been bought and ordered from Amazon. So buying a cellphone done, just need a car now.

    Did you just recently arrive on this planet?

    "Alright, I have acquired one of these cellular telephone devices. Now I must procure a motor vehicle for transportation."

    I have lived in Japan for 3 years. My cell phone from there doesn't work here.

    So the answer to my question was yes.

    My old Japanese phone did almost everything my new phone will do for like 1/4 the price.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Man I feel silly recommending Jawbreaker to that dude

    I'm pretty sure Jawbreaker is like

    The introduction to Jets To Brazil

    Even though it is an infinitely better musical band

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So for this I would need to jam a magnesium fuse into the aluminum-iron oxide mixture, and a find a way to light it

    hm

    maybe have the "fuse" really be a rod of magnesium shoved in the middle of the hting, and ignited by a blowtorch at the end of the barrel?

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the letterman thread makes me sad.

    people are reacting wrong

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if they could be cylindrical they would be so much easier to make

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Why would you want to fire projectiles with temperatures of 3000 degrees, Abdhyius?


    I thought the jokes about Frozen Horrors in the northern wastes of Europe were just stereotypes.

    Because white-hot molten metal is so much more fun than paint.

    I seem to remember a certain nordman calling us Yankydoods "barbaric".

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When I heard about letterman I sent him a mental high-five I hope he felt and went on with my business

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    God I want my drivers license now

    Now I feel old.
    I won't feel old until I turn 32. That's when I'll have been driving longer than people just getting their licenses have been alive.


    Speaking from 32 , 30 is really the "shit I'm old" birthday. After that one, I just don't give a shit.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    the letterman thread makes me sad.

    people are reacting wrong

    How are they reacting? I'm basically pissed at Letterman for abusing authority, but at the same time sorta ameliorated on that feeling since he screwed over an extortionist.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Why would you want to fire projectiles with temperatures of 3000 degrees, Abdhyius?


    I thought the jokes about Frozen Horrors in the northern wastes of Europe were just stereotypes.

    Because white-hot molten metal is so much more fun than paint.

    I seem to remember a certain nordman calling us Yankydoods "barbaric".

    Never said we weren't

    we aren't that different from our ancestors

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    the letterman thread makes me sad.

    people are reacting wrong

    How are they reacting? I'm basically pissed at Letterman for abusing authority, but at the same time sorta ameliorated on that feeling since he screwed over an extortionist.

    I'm much much less concerned about the abusing authority bit because there's no particular evidence of it.

    Nobody on the first page seemed to even mention the extortion

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    the letterman thread makes me sad.

    people are reacting wrong

    How are they reacting? I'm basically pissed at Letterman for abusing authority, but at the same time sorta ameliorated on that feeling since he screwed over an extortionist.

    I'm much much less concerned about the abusing authority bit because there's no particular evidence of it.

    Nobody on the first page seemed to even mention the extortion
    Yeah, it seems more like he was just boning groupies who happened to work for him. Something tells me if it was harassment-based, he'd be up to his neck in lawsuits.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is it one of those threads for me to avoid like the Polanski thread? I mean the healthcare thread has been pissing me off enough.

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