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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    they're both adults, so who the fuck cares

    I didn't realize that life existed in a vacuum.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    And your penis can't write calligraphy. Mind arguing with the sentiment rather than the fact that it's an idiom?

    I do mind.

    But do you tango?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    they're both adults, so who the fuck cares

    I didn't realize that life existed in a vacuum.

    It does, what else do you call space?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    they're both adults, so who the fuck cares

    I didn't realize that life existed in a vacuum.

    It does, what else do you call space?

    The hole we are in!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder how much money you could make starting a Disney Princesses-themed escort service in Orlando.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nashville blues is excellent

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=454jGEnzaE4

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder how much money you could make starting a Disney Princesses-themed escort service in Orlando.

    Probably already exist.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    they're both adults, so who the fuck cares

    I didn't realize that life existed in a vacuum.

    It does, what else do you call space?

    I knew someone was going to say that.

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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    And your penis can't write calligraphy. Mind arguing with the sentiment rather than the fact that it's an idiom?

    It can't? Well, so much for MY expectations...

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
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    Elendi-il...

    ...c-come c-closer...

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't see fucking your boss to be a inherently vile thing

    You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

    people don't belong to the company

    they're both adults, so who the fuck cares

    I didn't realize that life existed in a vacuum.

    It does, what else do you call space?

    abhorrent

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't know what that is Nerd

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder how much money you could make starting a Disney Princesses-themed escort service in Orlando.

    Probably already exist.

    think they got ariel

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    BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder how much money you could make starting a Disney Princesses-themed escort service in Orlando.

    Probably already exist.

    think they got ariel

    Belle > Jasmine > Ariel

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
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    We are all Palm-Pre

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Apparently there is a Palm Pre commercial with that girl and it is creepy. But I haven't seen it and can only find spoofs about how creepy it is on Youtube but not the original.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jasmine by far

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I wonder how much money you could make starting a Disney Princesses-themed escort service in Orlando.

    Probably already exist.

    think they got ariel
    Snow White works bachelor parties exclusively.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jasmine or Mulan.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    why do I have the numa numa song stuck in my head

    Because of badger.

    badger badger badger badger badger badger

    mushroom mushroom

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've thought jasmine was a bitch since I was like six

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    BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    They're all bitches. They're princesses.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Jasmine or Mulan.
    14 year olds, dude.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Jasmine or Mulan.
    14 year olds, dude.

    it's barely not-rape

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Jasmine or Mulan.
    14 year olds, dude.

    Ehh, she is also Asian. You couldn't tell even if she was 21.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And [chat] becomes Yellow Ranger.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Found a current pic of the pink ranger the other day

    I'd still do her

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    And [chat] becomes Yellow Ranger.

    Thanks I needed the laugh.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Jasmine or Mulan.
    14 year olds, dude.

    Ehh, she is also Asian. You couldn't tell even if she was 21.
    Sounds like someone went to the Roman Polanski School of Excuses.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    And [chat] becomes Yellow Ranger.

    Nala.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd totally fuck Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

    I mean uh.. the Beauty.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I'd totally fuck Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

    I mean uh.. the Beauty.

    Well you already did the beast.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are the same person IMO

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I'd totally fuck Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

    I mean uh.. the Beauty.

    Well you already did the beast.

    That's no way to talk about your mother.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd do mulan

    she looked about my age when I watched the movie, so she'd be my age now, right?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What was the name of those little fruit candies that came in a small round tin, about the size of a hockey puck?

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Beren wrote: »
    They're all bitches. They're princesses.

    Mulan wasn't a princess. She, along with Anastacia, are also the only Disney characters actually based (loosely) on real people.

    ---

    Makin' Pirozky today, Baklava tomorrow.

    It is the weekend of carbohydrates!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i really want to play a long-term rpg with a good immersive story, but nothing i can find has anything remotely approaching strong gameplay, and the story is usually pretty terrible medieval dreck as well

    i guess i have to read a fucking book or some bullshit

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