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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Actually a hot girl being gay or not is win-win

    she isn't: hooray you can try to get her

    she is: hooray she's gonna be rolling all over another lady

    Ultimately you still have Zoidberg.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    the subtext is vagina

    finger quotes around "experimented"

    finger quotes around "finger" quotes

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How do you tell if a girl's gay?
    How fast do you need to be able to tell?

    3-4 months.
    Hang out with her? Bring up gay marriage? Check for pink triangles on her sleeve that will let you know the truth?

    Black triangles

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    is trillian still the preferred IM client for Windows, or is there something better?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bluuuuuuue Miiiiilk

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    lesbians are one of the greatest things ever

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    How do you tell if a girl's gay?

    she's face-deep in another girl

    I need more tells than this

    like, girls aren't flamers

    but this one girl I know gives off a vibe, and hasn't had a boyfriend in the two years I've known her, despite being probably the hottest girl I know.

    you could ask her?

    or ask her out?

    I asked her. Her reaction to the question was ambiguous. She could very well have been lying. All I know is she could get anyone, but she doesn't date, she just hangs out with her one best girl friend all the time and they are like joined at the hip. But if asked, she isn't gay.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    holy shit it's 5 in the morning

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    two ladies attached at the hip would be kinda weird but kinda cool

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I can't decide if I want to go out tonight.

    On one hand yay weekends and friends and drinking. On the other hand I'm still hungover and kinda just feel like staying in. Hrmm

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I asked her. Her reaction to the question was ambiguous. She could very well have been lying. All I know is she could get anyone, but she doesn't date, she just hangs out with her one best girl friend all the time and they are like joined at the hip. But if asked, she isn't gay.

    Then she isn't.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I had actually decided not to go there, but accidentally hit the post button anyway

    Let posterity judge it

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I asked her. Her reaction to the question was ambiguous. She could very well have been lying. All I know is she could get anyone, but she doesn't date, she just hangs out with her one best girl friend all the time and they are like joined at the hip. But if asked, she isn't gay.

    maybe she just isn't into labels

    those are the best people

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I didn't go out tonight, kinda regretting it, but as I didn't get up before two o clock getting downtown before three to get some booze proved impossible so I'd have to get drunk on beer, and fuck that

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ehh was running off of memory. Oh and State of Play was actually a really good movie and once again completely different from the previews. I was impressed.

    State of Play?

    Russell Crowe and Ben Affleck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f95KbeQSMok

    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I didn't go out tonight, kinda regretting it, but as I didn't get up before two o clock getting downtown before three to get some booze proved impossible so I'd have to get drunk on beer, and fuck that

    you are too young for alcohol, sir

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I asked her. Her reaction to the question was ambiguous. She could very well have been lying. All I know is she could get anyone, but she doesn't date, she just hangs out with her one best girl friend all the time and they are like joined at the hip. But if asked, she isn't gay.

    maybe she just isn't into labels

    those are the best people

    would you or would you not do jennifer garner is a better question for this I think

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I would do jennifer garner

    for the record

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I didn't go out tonight, kinda regretting it, but as I didn't get up before two o clock getting downtown before three to get some booze proved impossible so I'd have to get drunk on beer, and fuck that

    you are too young for alcohol, sir

    I just don't like beer

    I've tried

    and there's some piss-water like corona that I can get down easier than others

    but I don't enjoy the taste and it makes me feel more like shit in the morning, so I don't really bother with it

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I would do jennifer garner

    for the record

    Few people wouldn't, which is the magic of the question

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But seriously, pink triangles were just for gay men.

    Lesbians got black triangles, which were the catchall ones for "asocial elements" meaning whoever the hell the Nazis felt like sticking them on.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Why do you need to know in the first place?

    It's like a mystery, and I like solving mysteries. Also, I guess I wanna know who I have a shot with. I'm tired of investing in people who are already involved, or just out of reach, and not knowing any of that until the point rejection's painful. So if she's gay, I wanna know, then we can be friends and I don't have to worry about that or deal with it when the time comes - if I know she's unattainable. And if she isn't gay, there's a chance, and I already know the steps to that dance.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    State of Play was a good movie.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the wine monopoly closing at three on saturdays is annoying

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am going to see Bartok's Miraculous Mandarin Tuesday

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Woo, kneading dough!
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

    So just tell me a little about it.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, kneading dough!
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

    So just tell me a little about it.

    It's good!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    My iPhone arrived. I will be picking it up in perhaps 30 minutes.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so is beer sales closing at six

    these things should be timed so that everyone can buy their booze right before and on their way to where they're drinking

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Guys The Wire is so good

    I'm watching the first season for like the fourth time and it's still awesome

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Why do you need to know in the first place?

    It's like a mystery, and I like solving mysteries. Also, I guess I wanna know who I have a shot with. I'm tired of investing in people who are already involved, or just out of reach, and not knowing any of that until the point rejection's painful. So if she's gay, I wanna know, then we can be friends and I don't have to worry about that or deal with it when the time comes - if I know she's unattainable. And if she isn't gay, there's a chance, and I already know the steps to that dance.

    You could up front and ask if she likes the pussy.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, kneading dough!
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

    So just tell me a little about it.

    It's good!

    Yeah, I've met people who say Gigli is good too.

    What's State of Play about? What's the gist? :P

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Why do you need to know in the first place?

    It's like a mystery, and I like solving mysteries. Also, I guess I wanna know who I have a shot with. I'm tired of investing in people who are already involved, or just out of reach, and not knowing any of that until the point rejection's painful. So if she's gay, I wanna know, then we can be friends and I don't have to worry about that or deal with it when the time comes - if I know she's unattainable. And if she isn't gay, there's a chance, and I already know the steps to that dance.

    You could up front and ask if she likes the pussy.

    he did

    pay attention

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, kneading dough!
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

    So just tell me a little about it.

    Mystery/newspaper story. Lots of twist, turns and really not an action movie at all. Its a good mystery movie with a reporter instead of a cop.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    If she's gay just convert her.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Why do you need to know in the first place?

    It's like a mystery, and I like solving mysteries. Also, I guess I wanna know who I have a shot with. I'm tired of investing in people who are already involved, or just out of reach, and not knowing any of that until the point rejection's painful. So if she's gay, I wanna know, then we can be friends and I don't have to worry about that or deal with it when the time comes - if I know she's unattainable. And if she isn't gay, there's a chance, and I already know the steps to that dance.

    You could up front and ask if she likes the pussy.

    That would definitely drop her in the "would never date me" category, which I guess is a solution.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, kneading dough!
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

    So just tell me a little about it.

    Mystery/newspaper story. Lots of twist, turns and really not an action movie at all. Its a good mystery movie with a reporter instead of a cop.

    It's about how fat russel crowe has become.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, kneading dough!
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though the preview and the movie are really nothing the same.

    So just tell me a little about it.

    It's good!

    Yeah, I've met people who say Gigli is good too.

    What's State of Play about? What's the gist? :P

    :(

    I'm disappointed you distrust my judgement so much.

    It's about a man writing a news story

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    If she's gay just convert her.

    there is just one problem that cannot be solved with deep dickings

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If she's gay just convert her.

    there is just one problem that cannot be solved with deep dickings

    which is? I can't think of any

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