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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Yep, here we go. So, retarded medieval myths. Blood groove anybody?

    Fullers were meant to lighten.

    the end.

    Pretty easy, right? There are still people who believe in the myth though.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Would the conquest of south and central america basically answer the indians vs knights crap?

    Not really. They were like

    conquistadors? Come on in!

    No, not at all.

    You have netflix? This series on streaming is quite good on the subject.

    It was far more political maneuvering than most people seem to understand.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All I've done for three days is stare at a monitor and watch someone steal repeatedly. I'm only halfway through the footage too. My brain is melting.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Yep, here we go. So, retarded medieval myths. Blood groove anybody?

    Would you like to acquire this delicious tincture for internal miasma? Rated most quaffable by the fiefdom's best cheves and other cookmen

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    And still the most embarrassing thing to happen to you that day was being a member of the SCA.

    Indeed. Who likes seeing intelligent women in corsets? Nah, nobody here...

    intelligent?

    Passer, put on the damn corset and post a picture god damnit. Nobody cares about what's in your head.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    What I was saying is that you were right Quizzy. The emphasis should have been, " (Oh)It was a fridge."

    I only saw that film once.

    Oh, I get you.

    I too only saw it once. But it was enough to sear my brain forever.

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    DerrickDerrick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All I've done for three days is stare at a monitor and watch someone steal repeatedly. I'm only halfway through the footage too. My brain is melting.

    The same someone?

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hm. I need to find a lady. Does anyone know where you go about finding those? Is there a store?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Biggest lie I've read today? That people who would watch Dollhouse do something on friday nights...

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've used an axe many times, and I even have all of my limbs and digits!

    Mostly I was objecting to the notion that a blunt weapon was somehow better at damaging someone through armor. I can agree that a club is easier to wield than an axe.

    It's more that a club has a better chance of delivering its force than an axe does.

    Battle axes and swords with heavy chopping blades where the weight is distributed towards the tip are anti-chainmail inventions. They are next to useless against plate but were easily capable of cleaving through the fairly low quality iron mail used throughout europe. Against chainmail, a good axe has a signifigant advantage over a club of the same weight.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Yep, here we go. So, retarded medieval myths. Blood groove anybody?

    Blood Groove sounds like a great name for a Jazz Metal band.

    Perplexed he asked: Jazz Metal?

    http://www.last.fm/tag/jazz%20metal

    Haha, and I thought I just made that up.

    Thank god, you made it up.
    ...
    Oh god!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Yep, here we go. So, retarded medieval myths. Blood groove anybody?

    Fullers were meant to lighten.

    the end.

    Pretty easy, right? There are still people who believe in the myth though.

    I don't understand the myth :?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm sorry but most renfaire chicks are more bovine than defined.

    Yeah the corset is there for its intended purpose, to make the chick look slimmer than she is. And much like putting pepper on shit, it does nothing to the overal astethic.

    It is not a stereotype if it is true. I've been going to the ATL Renfaire for a few years now and let me tell you, the black knight has less to worry about than the funnelcake booth.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    And still the most embarrassing thing to happen to you that day was being a member of the SCA.

    Indeed. Who likes seeing intelligent women in corsets? Nah, nobody here...

    intelligent?

    Many SCA enthusiasts do serious research into their costumes and characters and are usually very well educated on a variety of different periods.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Would the conquest of south and central america basically answer the indians vs knights crap?

    Not really. They were like

    conquistadors? Come on in!

    No, not at all.

    You have netflix? This series on streaming is quite good on the subject.

    It was far more political maneuvering than most people seem to understand.

    Geography wasn't the right word but this is what I meant. Perhaps world history.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've used an axe many times, and I even have all of my limbs and digits!

    Mostly I was objecting to the notion that a blunt weapon was somehow better at damaging someone through armor. I can agree that a club is easier to wield than an axe.

    It's more that a club has a better chance of delivering its force than an axe does.

    Battle axes and swords with heavy chopping blades where the weight is distributed towards the tip are anti-chainmail inventions. They are next to useless against plate but were easily capably of cleaving through the fairly low quality iron mail used throughout europe. Against chainmail, a good axe has a signifigant advantage over a club of the same weight.

    I thought we were arguing about plate mail, which is the deflectingist mofo in town.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Biggest lie I've read today? That people who would watch Dollhouse do something on friday nights...
    I raid in WoW.



    ...that's not really the kind of thing you were talking about, is it?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Yep, here we go. So, retarded medieval myths. Blood groove anybody?

    Fullers were meant to lighten.

    the end.

    Pretty easy, right? There are still people who believe in the myth though.

    I don't understand the myth :?

    Good. Guard your innocence.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Passer, put on the damn corset and post a picture god damnit. Nobody cares about what's in your head.

    I don't own any. Even if I did, you're not special enough to see me in it. :P

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm sorry but most renfaire chicks are more bovine than defined.

    Yeah the corset is there for its intended purpose, to make the chick look slimmer than she is. And much like putting pepper on shit, it does nothing to the overal astethic.

    It is not a stereotype if it is true. I've been going to the ATL Renfaire for a few years now and let me tell you, the black knight has less to worry about than the funnelcake booth.

    Worry? Man brothers are in love there, nothing but fat white women! It's better than going to an old country buffet.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    And still the most embarrassing thing to happen to you that day was being a member of the SCA.

    Indeed. Who likes seeing intelligent women in corsets? Nah, nobody here...

    intelligent?

    Many SCA enthusiasts do serious research into their costumes and characters and are usually very well educated on a variety of different periods.

    I really hate the ones who just get their ideas of the Ren period from a goddamn fantasy novel though.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    And still the most embarrassing thing to happen to you that day was being a member of the SCA.

    Indeed. Who likes seeing intelligent women in corsets? Nah, nobody here...

    intelligent?

    Many SCA enthusiasts do serious research into their costumes and characters and are usually very well educated on a variety of different periods.

    So they are intelligent in the same way that a ten year old that really loves pokemans is intelligent.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've used an axe many times, and I even have all of my limbs and digits!

    Mostly I was objecting to the notion that a blunt weapon was somehow better at damaging someone through armor. I can agree that a club is easier to wield than an axe.

    It's more that a club has a better chance of delivering its force than an axe does.

    Battle axes and swords with heavy chopping blades where the weight is distributed towards the tip are anti-chainmail inventions. They are next to useless against plate but were easily capably of cleaving through the fairly low quality iron mail used throughout europe. Against chainmail, a good axe has a signifigant advantage over a club of the same weight.

    I thought we were arguing about plate mail, which is the deflectingist mofo in town.

    Oh, yeah. Indeed an axe or a club is not what you want to be holding in close combat against someone in good quality plate. What you want is a brace of pistols or a musket costing a tiny fraction of what that sucker paid for his armor.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Biggest lie I've read today? That people who would watch Dollhouse do something on friday nights...
    I raid in WoW.



    ...that's not really the kind of thing you were talking about, is it?

    Well I meant something that takes them out of the house. "Oh man I go clubbing, to bars etc." It's total bullshit the neckbeards stay at home and claim they were busy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I really hate the ones who just get their ideas of the Ren period from a goddamn fantasy novel though.

    Ech, yeah. Unless it's a historical novel, then it's a little more tolerable. Still, I'd rather have someone who went directly to the histories.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I've used an axe many times, and I even have all of my limbs and digits!

    Mostly I was objecting to the notion that a blunt weapon was somehow better at damaging someone through armor. I can agree that a club is easier to wield than an axe.

    It's more that a club has a better chance of delivering its force than an axe does.

    Battle axes and swords with heavy chopping blades where the weight is distributed towards the tip are anti-chainmail inventions. They are next to useless against plate but were easily capably of cleaving through the fairly low quality iron mail used throughout europe. Against chainmail, a good axe has a signifigant advantage over a club of the same weight.

    I thought we were arguing about plate mail, which is the deflectingist mofo in town.

    Oh, yeah. Indeed an axe or a club is not what you want to be holding in close combat against someone in good quality plate. What you want is a brace of pistols or a musket costing a tiny fraction of what that sucker paid for his armor.

    Screw that give me a pipe bomb.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Derrick wrote: »
    All I've done for three days is stare at a monitor and watch someone steal repeatedly. I'm only halfway through the footage too. My brain is melting.

    The same someone?
    Yeah. We're (we're being me) gathering evidence of every time he took money from a drawer. I'm up to 33 times over the span of 5 days at $20 a pop.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, I would much rather stay home than go clubbing. Fuck clubs.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Biggest lie I've read today? That people who would watch Dollhouse do something on friday nights...
    I raid in WoW.



    ...that's not really the kind of thing you were talking about, is it?

    Well I meant something that takes them out of the house. "Oh man I go clubbing, to bars etc." It's total bullshit the neckbeards stay at home and claim they were busy.

    I watch dollhouse.

    and i go out.

    this is why i will forever be alone.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    I really hate the ones who just get their ideas of the Ren period from a goddamn fantasy novel though.

    Yeah how dare they not have a true belief in their costume dress! Those charlatans!

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So they are intelligent in the same way that a ten year old that really loves pokemans is intelligent.

    I will cut you.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Every Friday it feels like I'm disappointing some stereotype when I got out to dinner with friends.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Derrick wrote: »
    All I've done for three days is stare at a monitor and watch someone steal repeatedly. I'm only halfway through the footage too. My brain is melting.

    The same someone?
    Yeah. We're (we're being me) gathering evidence of every time he took money from a drawer. I'm up to 33 times over the span of 5 days at $20 a pop.

    Ugh, I've done the sitting there part. It sucks.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    I really hate the ones who just get their ideas of the Ren period from a goddamn fantasy novel though.

    Yeah how dare they not have a true belief in their costume dress! Those charlatans!

    Stylized "period" dress is much better. I PREFER the fantasy costumes.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009

    I watch dollhouse.

    and i go out.

    this is why i will forever be alone.

    Well all the drinking is the issue.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think I'm gonna walk over to 25 for lunch today.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I really hate the ones who just get their ideas of the Ren period from a goddamn fantasy novel though.

    Ech, yeah. Unless it's a historical novel, then it's a little more tolerable. Still, I'd rather have someone who went directly to the histories.

    It would be really nice to see Ren Faires that actually focused on what made the Ren special.

    Usually people are instead trying to look like they're from the dark ages as depicted by Saturday Morning Cartoons.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    I really hate the ones who just get their ideas of the Ren period from a goddamn fantasy novel though.

    Yeah how dare they not have a true belief in their costume dress! Those charlatans!
    Many of them even bathe! pfaw, right, like you were nobility!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I watch dollhouse.

    and i go out.

    this is why i will forever be alone.

    Well all the drinking is the issue.

    Nah.

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