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The En[CHAT]ed magical prancing gibbering faeries

LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Artist's Corner
look at all these faeries all gibbering about SOHAPPY-1.gif

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this is the worst thread.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    How convenient.

    We were talking about my ass and the new thread is about fairies.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is not the prize I ordered

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=11923349&postcount=2475 <-- for context

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well your ass is a magical land of enchantment munkus

    Tam on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what a terrific thread this is

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    this is the worst thread.

    It could have been made by srsizizzizizzyzyz

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this thread should be epic.

    fucking epic, I dare say, even.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this is the worst thread of all the worst threads.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    this is the worst thread.

    It could have been made by srsizizzizizzyzyz

    god forbid a thread title make sense, be clever, or contain proper grammar, such as commas

    adjectives don't just pile up like babies on top of a plate. you have to separate your babies with wax paper when you put them in the freezer.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    this is the worst thread.

    It could have been made by srsizizzizizzyzyz

    That would at least have offered me more angry rapping opportunities.

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like this thread since I sort of imagine you all as magical prancing gibbering faeries anyways.

    It's a win win.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    this is the worst thread.

    It could have been made by srsizizzizizzyzyz

    god forbid a thread title make sense, be clever, or contain proper grammar, such as commas

    adjectives don't just pile up like babies on top of a plate. you have to separate your babies with wax paper when you put them in the freezer.

    Back I go to ignoring every single one of your posts.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm not a faerie.

    I'm a fairy dammit

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That would at least have offered me more angry rapping opportunities.
    I have never encountered your angry rap. I feel a great loss at not being subject to or the subject of one of them. [edit] by the way, this is not meant to be ironic, I'm serious.

    why does saying that make me feel more ironic. this irony is like a spreading cancer, it grows with every word.

    but I'm serious. rap is awesome.
    bombardier wrote: »
    Back I go to not posting anything interesting anyways.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    god forbid a thread title make sense, be clever, or contain proper grammar, such as commas

    what's wrong with this sentence

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    srs izzy

    The most serious of izzys.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    be clever

    HAHAHAHA

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh wow I havn't eaten at all today, I should fix that by DRAWINGGG!

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    oh wow I havn't eaten at all today, I should fix that by DRAWINGGG!

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Not if he eats the drawing.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    be clever
    HAHAHAHA
    such condescension. such shame. such tears.

    none have been seen by the likes of man. only the gods can comprehend.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Not if he eats the drawing.

    does he get more full if he draws food

    Metalbourne on
  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I approve of this Loomdun chat.

    Stamp.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Not if he eats the drawing.

    does he get more full if he draws food

    He gets a healthy points if he draws fruits and veggies.

    edit: lead paint works best.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    srsizzy wrote: »
    be clever
    HAHAHAHA
    such condescension. such shame. such tears.

    none have been seen by the likes of man. only the gods can comprehend.

    is this supposed to be clever

    I don't even half-get what you're trying to say, unless what you're trying to say is, "I'm a pretentious, wordy douche", which already went without saying.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh boy here we go

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    is this supposed to be clever

    I don't even half-get what you're trying to say, unless what you're trying to say is, "I'm a pretentious, wordy douche", which already went without saying.
    I really must be speaking in high language if that is so incomprehensible. It is pretty straight-forward, but I guess it could be clearer:

    Oh Bacon, why you make me hurt so bad?

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I've never seen Angel of Bacon be so sassy.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    is this supposed to be clever

    I don't even half-get what you're trying to say, unless what you're trying to say is, "I'm a pretentious, wordy douche", which already went without saying.
    I really must be speaking in high language if that is so incomprehensible. It is pretty straight-forward, but I guess it could be clearer:

    Oh Bacon, why you make me hurt so bad?

    See above.

    Also I noticed earlier you admitted to having Ayn Rand on your bookshelf, which makes mocking you even more delightful.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    is this supposed to be clever

    I don't even half-get what you're trying to say, unless what you're trying to say is, "I'm a pretentious, wordy douche", which already went without saying.
    I really must be speaking in high language if that is so incomprehensible. It is pretty straight-forward, but I guess it could be clearer:

    Oh Bacon, why you make me hurt so bad?

    See above.

    Also I noticed earlier you admitted to having Ayn Rand on your bookshelf, which makes mocking you even more delightful.

    I'd be inclined to agree though... having Ayn Rand =/= liking her

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I still dont know why my father mailed me 100$ of gift cards worth in in-n-out when there is no in-n-out near me that I can even walk to

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    See above.
    Man, I didn't take it that you were at a Loomdun reading-level. Either that, or sarcasm really is just totally untranslatable through the internet.

    And really, an Ayn-Rand-pretension joke? What is this, a locker room? "Heh heh, you read books. Heh." You're disappointing me Bacon. If you really want to mock me, strike at some part of my self-esteem which isn't high and mighty.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    no ayn rand is absolute shit
    its not really a topic of debate
    its p embarassing to like ayn rand

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I kinda want to know all the stupid that srsizzy is posting, but then again I think being sheltered in the dark regarding this is the best cause of action.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey srsizzy, you can use a Ayn rand book as a avatar, that would express yourself completely

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  • lyriumlyrium Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Errybody simmer down.
    I have a book on my shelf called 'Is Your Mama a Llama". Let's everybody be cool here.

    lyrium on
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My mama ain't no llama! What are you trying to say Lyrium!

    I challenge you to a duel. at dawn. somewhere with tumbleweeds.

    Veritas on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm reading Gravity's Rainbow.... still.

    The ideas might not be as morally corrupt as Rand but if Rand is more obtuse/ more difficult to read i'd be shocked.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How dare you, my mama is a nice lady!

    Godfather on
  • lyriumlyrium Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well at least now we know.

    lyrium on
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