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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    How dare you, my mama is a nice lady!

    I know.
    :winky:

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    If you really want to mock me, strike at some part of my self-esteem which isn't high and mighty.

    Ok so don't strike your weight.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munkus, you are a winner. This I will admit.
    lyrium wrote: »
    Errybody simmer down.
    I have a book on my shelf called 'Is Your Mama a Llama". Let's everybody be cool here.
    My mamma is certainly not a llama, but I am considering disowning her and finding a new mamma now.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Hey srsizzy, you can use a Ayn rand book as a avatar, that would express yourself completely
    Do you...know...who Ayn Rand is? I guess there's a first time for everything. But no, mine and Rand's social philosophies are pretty contradictory on many levels.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Godfather wrote: »
    How dare you, my mama is a nice lady!

    I know.
    :winky:

    What are you doing to mamma Napp D:

    Godfather on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nope! But i'm sure theres some kind of book that you can use as a avatar, you relate to it so you should use it as a avatar!

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm eating dinner with her and her llama friends.

    They're nice people as well.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Nope! But i'm sure theres some kind of book that you can use as a avatar, you relate to it so you should use it as a avatar!
    Ok, I'll take this:
    Nietzsche_later_years.jpg

    if you take this:
    english-grammar-for-dummies-geraldine-woods-paperback-cover-art.jpg

    half of this post will fly right over your head. the mustachioed guy is a crazy writer.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    are you trying to tell me i'm fat

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He thinks your mustache is fly


    edit: wait.... dammit

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    someone set off a stink bomb in here

    oh, it's srsizzy's posts

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    someone set off a stink bomb in here

    oh, it's srsizzy's posts
    I am in awe of your biting intellect. Shame washes over me, cleansing my body of all self-esteem, rendering me a husk of a man. In fact, this decayed being of mere aether can hardly be called a man at all.

    I'm realizing only certain images work at 64 by 64 pixels. I have a feeling it's impossible to tell that this avatar is indeed themed in accordance to All-Hallows' Eve, as well as an ironic commentary on my online personnalité.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    give him a witches hat and it'll be good

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    Shame washes over me

    Sadly, this was srsizzy first wash this month.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    someone set off a stink bomb in here

    oh, it's srsizzy's posts
    I am in awe of your biting intellect. Shame washes over me, cleansing my body of all self-esteem, rendering me a husk of a man. In fact, this decayed being of mere aether can hardly be called a man at all.

    I'm realizing only certain images work at 64 by 64 pixels. I have a feeling it's impossible to tell that this avatar is indeed themed in accordance to All-Hallows' Eve, as well as an ironic commentary on my online personnalité.

    yo breath smell like cheese steak

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    srsizzy wrote: »
    someone set off a stink bomb in here

    oh, it's srsizzy's posts
    I am in awe of your biting intellect. Shame washes over me, cleansing my body of all self-esteem, rendering me a husk of a man. In fact, this decayed being of mere aether can hardly be called a man at all.

    I'm realizing only certain images work at 64 by 64 pixels. I have a feeling it's impossible to tell that this avatar is indeed themed in accordance to All-Hallows' Eve, as well as an ironic commentary on my online personnalité.

    yo breath smell like cheese steak

    and I was like ... damn

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yo breath smell like cheese steak

    Yeah, well who just ate awesome cheese steak in this situation, and who feels like shit because their dinner was hardly as delicious?

    I think the answer to that question is apparent enough that you shouldn't need to answer it at the risk of looking totally moronic.

    Way to set yourself up for complete failure.
    Italic text is more emphatic than regular text.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    srizzy be real, yo' breath only stank cause yo' fatass girlfriend got a yeast infection

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to go now.

    PM me when this is over.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    srizzy be real, yo' breath only stank cause yo' fatass girlfriend got a yeast infection
    I'm alone and gay. You're alone and in law school. Both of us will be ridiculed by ignorant Southerners, so I don't know where I'm going with this, except for: your sick burn ain't got nuthin on me.

    And I don't really like cheese steak, so no one here is a winner.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    ...I'm Southern.

    I will hardly be ridiculed.

    And I plan on getting a trophy wife.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ...I'm Southern.

    I will hardly be ridiculed.

    And I plan on getting a trophy wife.
    Alone. And an elitist. Don't try to be something you're not.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    there is nothing I like about you, you dont even like cheese steaks, a horrible person

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    But I'm not alone.

    Man I thought you could read your fancy books and anne rain and her atlus of shrugging.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Easy loom.
    We all hate srs, but let's not bring cheese steaks into this.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    there is nothing I like about you, you dont even like cheese steaks, a horrible person
    You know what else I don't like? Everything you like. And you know what I like? Everything you don't. Because I'm not a person Loomdun, I'm merely a bizzaro demon manifest of your inmost soul, existing on this plane of reality to haunt your mind and otherwise cause you despair.

    Munkus, I don't even know what that post is saying, so just read the above as a response. In fact, this will become my signature, because it's really just applicable for anything anyone says to me around here anyways.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Munkus, I don't even know what that post is saying, so just read the above as a response.

    Full circle.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    huh I didn't say that, oh wait I get it

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For once Loomdun is ahead of me in the game.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'm always ahead of you, your brain is just to bloated to ever look beyond your own face

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So my eyes are sunken into deep pits through which I can only see flesh and bone, and the world is a distant speck of light?

    What an odd genetic malady I was not aware that I had.

    Tune in on Fox Mondays for: Loomdun, M.D.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll tune in, if only to see how such a grand and troubling intellect affects your everyday life and relationships, for the better or worse.

    [edit] One wonders how long it'll take some folks to notice that my posts are reputed as "annoying" when I'm responding to people trying to slander me. I'm obviously not going to let said slander just slander on by. So if my sarcastic responses to slander are just messing up your day, maybe we should let up on the "You slander my back, I piss all over yours" routine.

    I don't dislike anyone, and I don't hold grudges.

    srsizzy on
    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Damn! I wanted to create this thread!
    My turn next time. I have a great title that aussie penny arcaders will appreciate.

    winter_combat_knight on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    these eggs were so delicious, too bad I only had two of them, now I dont have anymore fooood

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Lay some more

    Agentflit on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I started reading and now I can't sleep.

    Tam on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I took a 5 hour nap at 4pm and now I'm going back to sleep for an hour or two so I can wake up and finish my homework.

    Ah, college.

    NightDragon on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Asher Roth loves it, but personally I feel ambivalent.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Important question:

    I'm wanting to cut down some AVI files that I have... what is the best software to do so in?

    ...I'm Southern.

    I will hardly be ridiculed.

    And I plan on getting a trophy wife.

    Snap brother, where you from?

    ManonvonSuperock on
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