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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i wish i could do that with coffee

    scarlet st. on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

    I'm actually jealous. I wish I could enjoy artificial sweeteners and cut some calories out of my diet that way. But unfortunately I cannot. The aftertaste of all of them is unbearable.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also I don't like eggs or orange juice or hash browns oooor ketchup particularly, so I'm kind of with celandine.

    The coffee and the toast, though. Those can stay.

    Turrble.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    set some teabags on fire while you're at it SH

    Iskander on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I don't die before I'm 45, I'd better die shortly thereafter when my heart explodes from caffeine and American breakfast foods.

    scarlet st. on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I like splenda and use it for most of my sweetening needs

    Druhim on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

    I'm actually jealous. I wish I could enjoy artificial sweeteners and cut some calories out of my diet that way. But unfortunately I cannot. The aftertaste of all of them is unbearable.

    If you want something sweet, get some Dole canned orange juice (not bad, 100 calories, 20 some odd grams of sugars), or some Jumex, which is straight fucking diabetes in nectar form.

    Dead Legend on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    there are some terrible terrible people in this fine coffee thread

    i say lynch em

    Iskander on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    scarlet st. on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    set some teabags on fire while you're at it SH

    that seems like a terrible way to make tea

    Abracadaniel on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But I made the club jackets with patches and everything

    I like the constituent parts - I mean, oranges are nice, and potatoes are super, and eggs are... eggs... but the combination...

    Look, there is nothing wrong with black coffee by itself to start the day
    my favourite breakfast is soy yogurt with granola I am so sorry

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    there are some terrible terrible people in this fine coffee thread

    i say lynch em

    Thank god I'll be in Europe next year, where people don't fuck everything up (besides everything in the past 2000 years)

    scarlet st. on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But I made the club jackets with patches and everything

    I like the constituent parts - I mean, oranges are nice, and potatoes are super, and eggs are... eggs... but the combination...

    Look, there is nothing wrong with black coffee by itself to start the day
    my favourite breakfast is soy yogurt with granola I am so sorry

    Eastwood just had a brain aneurysm. good job.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I had the urge to clean the frying pan and spend ten minutes in front of it cooking bacon and eggs, by God, I would do it!

    But instead, I'm chowing my way through this never-ending bowl of Kashi horse roughage, so that I can take another monumental, colossal, behemoth, fluffy shit.

    Dead Legend on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    chocolate milk what whatttt

    Meissnerd on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

    I'm actually jealous. I wish I could enjoy artificial sweeteners and cut some calories out of my diet that way. But unfortunately I cannot. The aftertaste of all of them is unbearable.

    Yeah that aftertaste makes me want to puke

    Lucky for me I've the metabolism of a shrew, so I can fill myself with as much sugar as I want

    Straightzi on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dang all this breakfast talk. Now I want some creamed chipped beef on toast. And bacon. And hash browns.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    not a fan of artificial sweeteners, they make my stomach hurt for some reason

    Usagi on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    Butters on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my grandfather used artificial sweeteners
    and now he's dead, folks

    scarlet st. on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    scarlet st. on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh god I love hash browns

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bacon and beans and eggs and hot sauce and an english muffin and orange juice with pulp so cold it's just about to hurt your teeth but it never does.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Steak and eggs.

    Or steak and refried beans, but whatever.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I work right next to a small-time fruit packing plant and they sell fresh squeezed unpasteurized oj and it is so fucking good.

    Abracadaniel on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But I made the club jackets with patches and everything

    I like the constituent parts - I mean, oranges are nice, and potatoes are super, and eggs are... eggs... but the combination...

    Look, there is nothing wrong with black coffee by itself to start the day
    my favourite breakfast is soy yogurt with granola I am so sorry

    Eastwood just had a brain aneurysm. good job.

    But I never said anything bad about bacon! Also I got a trivia question about Clint Eastwood right tonight! And I enjoy waffles and french toast!

    Let me back in the club dammit or I'm telling Mom you've been using the toolshed

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    steak and eggs I do not like the idea of. bacon, though.

    bacon

    Mysst on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Butters on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    im drinking coffee right now

    its my 4th cup today

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    steak and eggs I do not like the idea of. bacon, though.

    bacon

    Jesus, what is wrong with you?

    Also, I had steak and bacon for dinner last night. I swear, best idea I've had in a while.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Surprisingly enough, this is also the day I go base jumping and my parachute "fails" to open

    scarlet st. on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Surprisingly enough, this is also the day I go base jumping and my parachute "fails" to open

    wherein scarlet becomes that which he loathes the most

    Meissnerd on
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    alright i'll watch this persona 4 endurance run ep and then sleep

    i swear

    ack on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Surprisingly enough, this is also the day I go base jumping and my parachute "fails" to open

    wherein scarlet becomes that which he loathes the most

    i have no patience for fatties, it's true.

    scarlet st. on
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    oh man.

    The saddest truth.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ha, scarlet is so scared to get chubby

    Mysst on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    son have you tried meth

    Meissnerd on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    ha, scarlet is so scared to get chubby

    and yet somehow it's better than currently being chubby, you fat fuck

    scarlet st. on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    ha, scarlet is so scared to get chubby

    and yet somehow it's better than currently being chubby, you fat fuck

    i bet you're going to lose all your hair, too!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scarlet will be the fattest little fatty just you wait and see.

    Butters on
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