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thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    shit

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Though I don't know. I guess Satan doesn't have a birthday, being a Fallen Angel.

    But still, October birthdays are WEIRD and people who have them tend to be freaks.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    thread lies

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, if Satan was born at the end of October, wouldn't God have been born in October?

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    So what you're saying is it's that time of the month for you?

    Edit: Dammit Preach

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Wait, if Satan was born at the end of October, wouldn't God have been born in October?

    We don't really have a timeline on when the heavenly hosts were created.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spz8_rpE0e0

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if anyone has ever Benny Hill'd group sex.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Wait, if Satan was born at the end of October, wouldn't God have been born in October?

    We don't really have a timeline on when the heavenly hosts were created.
    are you telling me I made this cake for nothing?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Woo. My internet went out on part 4 of Dead Air.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the more i learn about the universe the more earthly religions seem unbelievably juvenile

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    I wonder if anyone has ever Benny Hill'd group sex.

    I'm sure feral has.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Leitner, nipples are supposed to point straight down.

    Come on.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Mrs. MrMister

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

    Yeah serious I thought mr. mister was like a gayer more philosophy centric eddy. He's a she?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YES I AM A MAN AND SOMETIMES I OOZE FROM MY DING DONG!

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    One day the philosophy thread will reach 100 pages.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    He was giving fake refunds so the money would have been accounted for as a refund until inventory was done and revealed stock differences, right?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    We called the police today, an officer came over. He took down some info, and asked to see one of the tapes. I showed him, he goes "Man that guy's slick", I told him we had 37 other instances and were still looking for more, he goes "Holy shit. Uh, sorry." Then we gave him some cookies and he said a detective would call in the next day or two.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    I think if I remember right he was ringing up gift cards or gift transactions that didn't actually take place to cover the till.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

    Yeah serious I thought mr. mister was like a gayer more philosophy centric eddy. He's a she?

    Or is she a he.

    /philosophy

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mr^2 is a guy. He's just fucking with you. I thought the all caps would give it away.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sorry, I thought it was just a thing we were doing.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

    I think that an excellent way to phrase it.

    Except some people seem to have a medical condition wherein their brain constantly ejects bloody non-intellectual waste.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    YES I AM A MAN AND SOMETIMES I OOZE FROM MY DING DONG!

    Well it wouldn't if you'd stop fucking thanatos, he gets around!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    He was giving fake refunds so the money would have been accounted for as a refund until inventory was done and revealed stock differences, right?
    Partially. The other part is my boss is the one who counts the money, and for whatever reason he takes a really laissez-faire approach to the registers.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    We called the police today, an officer came over. He took down some info, and asked to see one of the tapes. I showed him, he goes "Man that guy's slick", I told him we had 37 other instances and were still looking for more, he goes "Holy shit. Uh, sorry." Then we gave him some cookies and he said a detective would call in the next day or two.

    twenties only eh?

    coke or gambling?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

    Yeah serious I thought mr. mister was like a gayer more philosophy centric eddy. He's a she?

    Or is she a he.

    /philosoraptor

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

    I think that an excellent way to phrase it.

    Except some people seem to have a medical condition wherein their brain constantly ejects bloody non-intellectual waste.

    You should see a doctor about that.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

    I think that an excellent way to phrase it.

    Except some people seem to have a medical condition wherein their brain constantly ejects bloody non-intellectual waste.

    As opposed to the highly-intelligent type of waste?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Mr^2 is a guy. He's just fucking with you. I thought the all caps would give it away.

    Wait mike are you a guy? Now I'm all confused, I've seen your latin beat, I've seen the cabana pete, but now I don't know what I saw.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mike, I will fight you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneYMN66cEs&feature=related

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I haven't seen a good "car drives over a cliff and explodes" in a movie in a long time. It use to be every episode of every TV show had at least one car going off a cliff.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Mr^2 is a guy. He's just fucking with you. I thought the all caps would give it away.

    Wait mike are you a guy? Now I'm all confused, I've seen your latin beat, I've seen the cabana pete, but now I don't know what I saw.

    you've never seen my cabana!

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