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[CHAOS] In the spring, in the time when kings go off to war (Audience participation!)

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hehehe we are just tearing through this turn this is awesome.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Did Rend ever say whether he or we are rolling battle dice?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Did Rend ever say whether he or we are rolling battle dice?

    I assume that he is, but this is purely an assumption.

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to bed now. I'll post my orders in the morning. :P

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dunedainjedi wrote: »
    I'm going to bed now. I'll post my orders in the morning. :P

    Noooo sleep is for the weaaaak!

    :P

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, if we go ahead and do it, the worst that will happen is he says no and does it himself. Then we burn down his house and have sex with his dog. I'll ...um...leave that part up to you.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    Well, if we go ahead and do it, the worst that will happen is he says no and does it himself. Then we burn down his house and have sex with his dog. I'll ...um...leave that part up to you.

    We could sacrifice the dog...

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Place a Damonette in Troll Country

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Summon a Bloodletter (Warrior) from stockpile in the Border Princes

    0/7 PP

    turn end

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So both Khorne and Slaanesh are now tapped out?

    I think your warriors are called bloodletters btw.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fixed; and that sounds right.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Summon Leper (Cultist) at Kislev.

    2/6 PP

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Unofficial Summary of Events:
    Round 1
    Khorne summons warrior at Empire.
    Nurgle summons warrior at Estalia.
    Tzneetch Teleports Nurgle warrior from Estalia to Norsca.
    Slaneesh summons cultist at Kislev.

    Round 2
    Khorne summons warrior at Kislev.
    Nurgle hits Estalia with a touch of the plague. Estalia is at its card limit.
    Tzeentch makes Slaneesh discard with the power of Skaven in Kislev!
    Slaneesh throws a rave in Kislev, no combat there this turn. Kislev is at its card limit.

    Round 3
    Khorne summons a cultist at Bretonnia.
    Nurgle makes friends with the trolls by summong a warrior in the Troll Country.
    Tzeentch delays by Warp Shielding no one in Troll Country.
    Slaneesh summons a cultist in Kislev.

    Round 4
    Khorne throws a blood frenzy at Bretonnia.
    Nurgle summons a cultist in Kislev.
    Tzeentch summons a cultist to the Border Princes.
    Slaneesh summons a warrior in the Troll Country. Slaneesh is at 0 Power.

    Round 5
    Khorne summons a warrior to the Border Princes. Khorne is at 0 Power.
    Nugle summons a cultist in Kislev.

    Khorne: 0/7
    Nurgle: 2/6
    Tzneetch: 3/6
    Slaneesh: 0/6

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Changer of Ways - 0M - The text effects of all other chaos cards in this region are canceled

    Play on Bretonnia.

    And with a mere wave of my hand your spell is for nothing.

    3/6 PP

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nurgle summons a Leper (cultist) to Kislev.

    Love this party by the way.

    1/6 PP

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Just you and me now eh Nurgle my boy?

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Don't expect anything too radical from me. To be honest, this is a great position you've put me in!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tzeentch summons a cultist to Bretonnia

    2/6 PP

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nurgle summons a final cultist to Kislev.

    0/6 PP.

    It's all yours Tzee-Rex.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I feel like I got completely frakked this round, but I'm not sure what I could have done differently.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tzeentch summons another cultist to Bretonnia

    1/6PP

    Tzeentch plays:

    Teleport - 1 - Move any cultists or warrior in this region to any other region when you play this card.

    On The Border Princes, targeting Khorne's warrior and teleporting him into Kislev.

    0/6 PP

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    I feel like I got completely frakked this round, but I'm not sure what I could have done differently.

    Playing a warrior as your opening probably wasn't the best move TBH. It's in all our interest to run away from you, so either a low cost card to not commit yourself or a cultist in a central location would have problem been a better first move.

    It's a learning experience though.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, you could have summoned a warrior to Troll Country for at least a single dial advancement. At least you'll probably get a dial advancement out of the Border Princes right?

    Whoops, guess not! I saw him countering the second he put down a cultist so early though.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    Well, you could have summoned a warrior to Troll Country for at least a single dial advancement. At least you'll probably get a dial advancement out of the Border Princes right?

    Not so much unfortunately. :whistle:

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I had a very solid opening hand.

    Two teleports? Yes please. A lack of magic symbols though I guess, I only had one.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Unofficial Summary of Events:
    Round 1
    Khorne summons warrior at Empire.
    Nurgle summons warrior at Estalia.
    Tzneetch Teleports Nurgle warrior from Estalia to Norsca.
    Slaneesh summons cultist at Kislev.

    Round 2
    Khorne summons warrior at Kislev.
    Nurgle hits Estalia with a touch of the plague. Estalia is at its card limit.
    Tzeentch makes Slaneesh discard with the power of Skaven in Kislev!
    Slaneesh throws a rave in Kislev, no combat there this turn. Kislev is at its card limit.

    Round 3
    Khorne summons a cultist at Bretonnia.
    Nurgle makes friends with the trolls by summong a warrior in the Troll Country.
    Tzeentch delays by Warp Shielding no one in Troll Country.
    Slaneesh summons a cultist in Kislev.

    Round 4
    Khorne throws a blood frenzy at Bretonnia.
    Nurgle summons a cultist in Kislev.
    Tzeentch summons a cultist to the Border Princes.
    Slaneesh summons a warrior in the Troll Country. Slaneesh is at 0 Power.

    Round 5
    Khorne summons a warrior to the Border Princes. Khorne is at 0 Power.
    Nurgle summons a cultist in Kislev.
    Tzeentch cancels Khorne's blood fest with his magick at Bretonnia.

    Round 6
    Nurgle summons a cultist in Kislev.
    Tzeentch summons a cultist in Bretonnia.

    Round 7
    Nurgle summons a cultist in Kislev.
    Tzeentch summons a cultist to Bretonnia.

    Round 8
    Tzeentch teleports Khorne's warrior from the Border Princes to Kislev.

    Khorne: 0/7
    Nurgle: 0/6
    Tzneetch: 0/6
    Slaneesh: 0/6

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Tzeentch summons another cultist to Kislev

    1/6PP

    Tzeentch plays:

    Teleport - 1 - Move any cultists or warrior in this region to any other region when you play this card.

    On The Border Princes, targeting Khorne's warrior and teleporting him into Kislev.

    0/6 PP

    Did you mean Bretonnia? Because I think Kislev would be illegal for you.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, I meant Bretonnia, brain fart there. Edited the post to reflect what I meant.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    :shock: Mr. Blarney's map doesn't have the arrows on it! I can't believe he'd actually forget something like that.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Must be a glitch in his programming. We'll fix it with the next update.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    STANDARD REGION ORDER
    1. Norsca
    2. Troll Country
    3. Kislev
    4. The Empire
    5. Bretonnia
    6. Estalia
    7. Tilea
    8. The Border Princes
    9. The Badlands

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Really bummed that Slaanesh dropped that field of ecstasy.

    I was really looking forward to Khorne slaughtering everyone in Kislev, oh well, next turn.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Should we start rolling? We have to decide where hits go anyways and it has to be done in order.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You could have been nice to me and sent that warrior to Troll Country to die in glorious battle. But instead, you sent him to an orgy.

    YOU WILL PAY!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I believe the only fight is in troll country anyway?

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Really rolling around in orgasmic goo since Slaanesh dropped that field of ecstasy.

    I was really looking forward to Khorne partying with us without killing everyone in Kislev, oh well, next turn.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I believe the only fight is in troll country anyway?

    We still have to roll for taking peasants. They're delicious I hear.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You (Nurgle) and Slaanesh are the only ones who need to roll, and he's not around.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I believe the only fight is in troll country anyway?

    We still have to roll for taking peasants. They're delicious I hear.

    Oh right, I do always forget about the peasants.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I believe the only fight is in troll country anyway?

    We still have to roll for taking peasants. They're delicious I hear.

    If they counted for my dial advancement, I would be slightly happier at this moment.

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