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I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
can't no high-toned woman make me walk the line


So I finally got all divorce paperwork signed, notarized, and cleared today. Now it's just a matter of filing and I'm done. Finally.


In this thread we talk about how awesome it is to be free.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yay!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Finally Stale we can legalize our union...

    ...that's allowed in your state, right?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All you get is another day older and deeper in debt, Stale

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Stale my friend, I am almighty jealous of you right now

    congrats

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My friend is getting a divorce.

    I never liked his (soon to be ex) wife. She was a condescending, lazy bitch.

    Still, I feel sorry for him. It was entirely her decision and they have a kid which she's trying use as leverage.

    I hate the bitch.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    E: N/m that was horrible and I should feel bad

    Hey stale did you send her a Facebook message of you flipping her off? That would be classy.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Stale, what happened?

    Alternative question

    Stale, what are you going to buy to celebrate?

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Why is that man yelling? Was he denied acceptable customer service?

    Just got elected president of the US.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Now it is time to whore it up Stale!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    congratumations Dan

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Stale, what happened?

    Alternative question

    Stale, what are you going to buy to celebrate?

    What happened is that we got together very young, and that was a very long time ago.

    You do the math. Over time, people change.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Now it is time to whore it up Stale!

    Luckily I have no need of whores.

    I found me a girl who's awesome. :)




    awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    fuck you

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so if this is too personal I wont feel bad if you dont answer it, but was divorce as outrageously expensive as I have heard it to be? I met a divorce lawyer this weekend and she implied it was a very long and pricey experience.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Now it is time to whore it up Stale!

    Luckily I have no need of whores.

    I found me a girl who's awesome. :)




    awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    fuck you

    she made you get a christmas tree

    also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
    and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
    like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    so if this is too personal I wont feel bad if you dont answer it, but was divorce as outrageously expensive as I have heard it to be? I met a divorce lawyer this weekend and she implied it was a very long and pricey experience.

    if it's contested, yes.

    if you have dependents, God yes.

    if you try to keep:

    a: dignity
    b: liquid assets
    c: real estate


    Holy Fuck Yes.




    Me? 18 months ago, I liquidated everything we owned, handed her a check for 95% of it, hired a truck and movers, paid for an apartment, and told her to go her own way. For the past 18, I've paid her bills every month in lieu of alimony.

    Frankly, I got off cheap.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    welcome to the fold, stale! I got my shit done in may, why the wait?

    edit: oh yeah, she was leechin'

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Now it is time to whore it up Stale!

    Luckily I have no need of whores.

    I found me a girl who's awesome. :)




    awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    fuck you

    she made you get a christmas tree

    also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
    and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
    like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar


    she's getting better with food. I'm working on that.

    and I don't know WHAT you're talking about with Twilight.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Suckin' you dry. And not in the good way.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    congrats stale
    god that sounds like a long and frustrating process

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Alimony where there are no dependants is such bullshit.
    Wah wah equal rights but if you divorce me I want some kind of monthly payment for the stuff that you would otherwise be buying for me.

    Mully - didn't you have the exact same thing?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    no
    and thats the end of that discussion
    sorry

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

    Talking to a girl for the first time so I could get a girlfriend was scary enough!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    mully wrote: »
    no
    and thats the end of that discussion
    sorry

    Thread over, everyone, mully has told us no

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah i think Alimony with no dependents is pretty much bullshit too. Justice likes boobs I guess.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

    Talking to a girl for the first time so I could get a girlfriend was scary enough!

    Girls are actually monsters

    Sexy monsters.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

    My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.

    I honestly don't know if I can morally do it

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    no
    and thats the end of that discussion
    sorry

    Thread over, everyone, mully has told us no

    Quite clearly meant the discussion of her own affairs, pisswad

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sorry my humor wasn't self-deprecating enough for you British types, ascot

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I can perform marriages in Washington state.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    do you think people stay together simply for fianancial reasons?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

    My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.

    I honestly don't know if I can morally do it

    I don't see what would be immoral about it at all for the person making the call.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Sorry my humor wasn't self-deprecating enough for you British types, ascot

    I don't really think you know what that means.

    edit - was referring to self depreciating, but also applies to humor too!

    ascot on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

    My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.

    I honestly don't know if I can morally do it

    sign me up

    I'll fucking do it

    Stale on
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »

    I cannot believe this exists

    long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.

    The best part is the match.com advertisement

    My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.

    I honestly don't know if I can morally do it

    I don't see what would be immoral about it at all for the person making the call.

    It's more the sense that you kind of have to be a dick because the calls are recorded and uploaded to youtube.

    Trust me, I can be a dick to people, but not to people who are in the process of being dumped.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    do you think people stay together simply for fianancial reasons?

    in other news, sky found to be blue

    water discovered as being "wet"

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Why would you care?
    Person X, who you don't know, wants to break up with person Y, that you also don't know, for reason Z that you don't give a shit about.

    Sign me up.
    I'd fucking enjoy it.

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