i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it
it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"
Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.
I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.
you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit
I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
I've really gotta see a doctor.
i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it
it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"
Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.
I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.
you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit
I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
I've really gotta see a doctor.
it is the worst thing ever when you think the seepage is just ass-sweat and you try to just do a quick dry of it by giving a temp-wedgy
One time I was sitting around and I was like "man, I gotta poop." So I went and pooped and it was a big hard poop and I thought I was all wrapped u, went back to my desk and about 5 minutes later I had to poop again, a really liquidy poop this time.
Like that first poop was corking everything else in.
Jordyn on
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i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it
it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"
Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.
I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.
you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit
I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
I've really gotta see a doctor.
it is the worst thing ever when you think the seepage is just ass-sweat and you try to just do a quick dry of it by giving a temp-wedgy
bad times for all
Oh that would have been awful. Thankfully I was already pissing when I noticed that something was funky, and could do a spot check then and there.
It was black like tar too. Either I'm smoking too much or I've got some serious intestinal problems.
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then you get the splash, and if your bum doesn't go air-tight fast enough you risk toilet water contamination in your bowels
I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
I've really gotta see a doctor.
it is the worst thing ever when you think the seepage is just ass-sweat and you try to just do a quick dry of it by giving a temp-wedgy
bad times for all
Like that first poop was corking everything else in.
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this is depressing
Oh that would have been awful. Thankfully I was already pissing when I noticed that something was funky, and could do a spot check then and there.
It was black like tar too. Either I'm smoking too much or I've got some serious intestinal problems.
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"That one sounded like the MGM lion"
"I just went to pee, and I farted halfway through. The fart outlasted the pee."
thank the gods thats only happened once ever
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manifest
I am slang for big booty.
For REAL.
Like, that shouldn't happen.
And a fart.
And then make a farty noise on your arm while you fart.
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our plunger is AFK
i've had to use a coat hanger a couple of times to do that
more like our and AWOL
a dark brown poop that almost looks black is the grossest thing ever
even more so than green, yeah
They might be the best thing ever
i had a shit last week that convinced me i could be a wonderful gay man...that thing was like 10 inches long and oh so thick
Yeah, but big booty is so much cooler.
Every time.
now's your chance
holy jesus christ
i meant to type AWOL, it was in my head and everything
AFK just came out
You anus is a hole in space time.
I FREAKED OUT AND THEN REALIZED THAT I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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Yeah that is pretty awesome. I might even start using that.
oh croikey mate who laid a bleedin' manifest
I can see both
Yes, but poo can conform to the curvy tunnel that is your intestine. A wang usually can't.
Haha, oh, right
silly West Coast
all livin' in the past
i had trouble breakin' this beast up with the coat hanger though
he was a resilient bastard
edit: and by wikipedia i mean urbandictionary
like an anaconda
but smelly and full of corn
so it's all good
Butters is short for butterface!
3. potatoe
a fat asss who is ugly and stupid
Potatoe is a fat ass