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It's a Thread About Flatulence

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also farting while pooping

    sometimes it propels it out

    with a considerable amount of force

    and I'm like "TURD MISSLE WOOOOOOO"

    then you get the splash, and if your bum doesn't go air-tight fast enough you risk toilet water contamination in your bowels

    potatoe on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do you even poop, Mani? You're too pretty.

    Butters on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

    I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.

    you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit

    I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
    Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
    I've really gotta see a doctor.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i like when people say "that was your leg on the leather right?" and you say "uhh....yes...and that smell.....it's you"

    Graves on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

    I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.

    you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit

    I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
    Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
    I've really gotta see a doctor.

    it is the worst thing ever when you think the seepage is just ass-sweat and you try to just do a quick dry of it by giving a temp-wedgy

    bad times for all

    potatoe on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One time I was sitting around and I was like "man, I gotta poop." So I went and pooped and it was a big hard poop and I thought I was all wrapped u, went back to my desk and about 5 minutes later I had to poop again, a really liquidy poop this time.

    Like that first poop was corking everything else in.

    Jordyn on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i am beginning to think i know more about farting and shitting than anything else in my life

    this is depressing

    potatoe on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i hate those farts that surround themselves in poo so it's like a diarrhea claymore in the toilet and everything is covered in it

    it sounds like "brrr-RAAAPPPPPP-drizzle-drizzle"

    Oh shit i'm laughing so hard now.

    I've never had one of those, but I've seen the aftermath.

    you know it's a bad day when you have to wipe your entire ass after a shit

    I took a crap so gross today, that I had seepage.
    Meaning I took a shit, wiped clean, and 30 minutes later, I had to go wipe clean again.
    I've really gotta see a doctor.

    it is the worst thing ever when you think the seepage is just ass-sweat and you try to just do a quick dry of it by giving a temp-wedgy

    bad times for all

    Oh that would have been awful. Thankfully I was already pissing when I noticed that something was funky, and could do a spot check then and there.
    It was black like tar too. Either I'm smoking too much or I've got some serious intestinal problems.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Chevy Shit: Like a Rock.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest there is something wrong with your butthole.

    Jordyn on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My friend and I like to describe our farts to each other

    "That one sounded like the MGM lion"

    "I just went to pee, and I farted halfway through. The fart outlasted the pee."

    Favlaud on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh god I'm laughing so hard

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hate it when I poop one big gigantic log then I have to chop it up with the plunger

    thank the gods thats only happened once ever

    Calebros on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Check this out.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manifest

    I am slang for big booty.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Manifest there is something wrong with your butthole.

    For REAL.
    Like, that shouldn't happen.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Check this out.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manifest

    I am slang for big booty.

    And a fart.

    Butters on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you have to fart and you're with a bunch of people just say "Hey check this out!"

    And then make a farty noise on your arm while you fart.

    Jordyn on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    I hate it when I poop one big gigantic log then I have to chop it up with the plunger

    thank the gods thats only happened once ever

    our plunger is AFK

    i've had to use a coat hanger a couple of times to do that

    potatoe on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You ever shit, then they wonder how exactly that all fit in you?

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Calebros wrote: »
    I hate it when I poop one big gigantic log then I have to chop it up with the plunger

    thank the gods thats only happened once ever

    our plunger is AFK

    i've had to use a coat hanger a couple of times to do that

    more like our and AWOL

    Calebros on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Manifest there is something wrong with your butthole.

    For REAL.
    Like, that shouldn't happen.

    a dark brown poop that almost looks black is the grossest thing ever

    even more so than green, yeah

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    These chips are cheddar and beer flavoured

    They might be the best thing ever

    Favlaud on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You ever shit, then they wonder how exactly that all fit in you?

    i had a shit last week that convinced me i could be a wonderful gay man...that thing was like 10 inches long and oh so thick

    potatoe on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Check this out.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manifest

    I am slang for big booty.

    And a fart.

    Yeah, but big booty is so much cooler.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You ever shit, then they wonder how exactly that all fit in you?

    Every time.

    Butters on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JORDYN QUICK HOUSE IS IN THE BATHTUB

    now's your chance

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Calebros wrote: »
    I hate it when I poop one big gigantic log then I have to chop it up with the plunger

    thank the gods thats only happened once ever

    our plunger is AFK

    i've had to use a coat hanger a couple of times to do that

    more like our and AWOL

    holy jesus christ

    i meant to type AWOL, it was in my head and everything

    AFK just came out

    potatoe on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    You ever shit, then they wonder how exactly that all fit in you?

    i had a shit last week that convinced me i could be a wonderful gay man...that thing was like 10 inches long and oh so thick

    You anus is a hole in space time.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JORDYN QUICK HOUSE IS IN THE BATHTUB

    now's your chance

    I FREAKED OUT AND THEN REALIZED THAT I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.

    Jordyn on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Check this out.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manifest

    I am slang for big booty.

    And a fart.

    Yeah, but big booty is so much cooler.
    She's got some manifest going on.

    Yeah that is pretty awesome. I might even start using that.

    Butters on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man, that girl got some manifest


    oh croikey mate who laid a bleedin' manifest

    I can see both

    Skull Man on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    You ever shit, then they wonder how exactly that all fit in you?

    i had a shit last week that convinced me i could be a wonderful gay man...that thing was like 10 inches long and oh so thick

    Yes, but poo can conform to the curvy tunnel that is your intestine. A wang usually can't.

    Critical on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    JORDYN QUICK HOUSE IS IN THE BATHTUB

    now's your chance

    I FREAKED OUT AND THEN REALIZED THAT I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.

    Haha, oh, right

    silly West Coast

    all livin' in the past

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    You ever shit, then they wonder how exactly that all fit in you?

    i had a shit last week that convinced me i could be a wonderful gay man...that thing was like 10 inches long and oh so thick

    Yes, but poo can conform to the curvy tunnel that is your intestine. A wang usually can't.

    i had trouble breakin' this beast up with the coat hanger though

    he was a resilient bastard

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    fuck i looked up potatoe on wikipedia

    :cry:

    edit: and by wikipedia i mean urbandictionary

    potatoe on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can imagine you wrestling with a giant poo
    like an anaconda
    but smelly and full of corn

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My name came from Will Ferrel

    so it's all good

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    fuck i looked up potatoe on wikipedia

    :cry:

    edit: and by wikipedia i mean urbandictionary

    Butters is short for butterface! D:

    Butters on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    fuck i looked up potatoe on wikipedia

    :cry:

    edit: and by wikipedia i mean urbandictionary

    Butters is short for butterface! D:

    3. potatoe

    a fat asss who is ugly and stupid

    Potatoe is a fat ass

    potatoe on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My name means NOTHING.

    Wallhitter on
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