My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...
I was a boring kid
Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.
Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.
My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...
I was a boring kid
Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.
Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.
When I was a senior in highschool me and a few friends skipped lunch on Apr. 1st.
We went into our English class and did the customary, turn all the desks around. Then we went and got book closet keys from the office "to get books for our teacher", took our teacher's podium, dragged it to the book closet down the hall, hid it in the back and locked up.
Then we got her purse (she always left it in her room) and took her car keys. We took her desk, along with chair, computer, lamp, everything, toted it down the hall and outside. We then went to the teacher's parking lot. We swapped my car with her's and then left her desk in the grassy field between the two parking lots.
She came in and immediately only noticed the desks turned around, looked at me and 3 of my friends since she knew it'd be us causing trouble and said, "All I get is the desks turned around?" As she finished that question the looked around and noticed her desk was gone, and was all like wtf. Then the crazy teacher from across the hall came over and was like, "Iva, you might want to look outside"
We didn't think about a gust of wind coming by and blowing everyones' papers off her desk all over the open plot of grass.
She went outside and just kind of laughed at us, then noticed her car was gone and so I had to go back and go switch our cars back.
It was all worth it though, that and she didn't notice her podium was gone for another 2 days, didn't get the answer out of me for another day after that when I gave her enough hints for her to find it in the book closet down the hall.
The people who graduated a year before me, their "senior prank" was hanging bags of thier own shit out the second and third story windows of our school.
Me and some friends used to get early dismissal senior year. One of our friends' family was particularly well-off to say the least and somehow he had gotten access to a near limitless supply of garbage bag plastic... material stuff.
Anyway, we'd get bored and go wrap the cars of our friends who were still in class in it.
My senior year, myself and a couple friends got 3 cows and painted "1" "2" and "4" on them and led them all to the 2nd story of our school. Since cows won't go down stairs, they had to get a crane to remove them. They also spent a helluva lot of time looking for cow 3. It was grand.
My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
I went to school as usual at 6am.
I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
The child of that union if you can call it that is deffinately like:
"I WAS CONCIEVED AS A JOKE, EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO WHINE BITCH MOAN, APRIL FOOLS! I"M ACTUALLY A REALLY HAPPY PERSON WHO LOVES EVERYTHING"
My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
I went to school as usual at 6am.
I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
And then they died...right...?
One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"
and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"
APRIL FOOLS!
...I'm clever.
srsizzy on
BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
I went to school as usual at 6am.
I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
And then they died...right...?
One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"
and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"
APRIL FOOLS!
...I'm clever.
Jordyn on
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Guys the chances of the sperm surviving on the tampon before she started "Wearing it" are very slim.
They die very quickly if they're not at body temperature. They're sickly little buggers
Maybe your are.
Mine are heardy mountainers trained to withstand extreme temperatures, and to act as a single unit for thier betterment as a whole. My Sperm could totally kick your spem's ass.
Man any of you ever seen "Commando" with Arnold Swartz?
I can totally imagine my sperm decked out with like rocket launchers and nades' and M-16s getting read to kick some people around and impregnate a woman while he's at it.
My Senior year of high school I went and got over 200 goldfish {the feeder goldfish} for a couple of dollars
I went to school as usual at 6am.
I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
And then they died...right...?
One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"
and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"
APRIL FOOLS!
...I'm clever.
I don't know I feined ignorance when they went on the inquisition about who did it
I know they were pissed about cleaning it up.
I realized this is much better...
"Your shoe's untied" I said, and, walking out of the room, Shoes Untied said "I know!" I made a funny face, and then my friends explained his name was Shoes Untied. We laughed and had a merry time.
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BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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For some reason I found that very funny and I stared choking on my 7up.
Extraordinary takes time
hahahahahaha ASSHOLES!
I always knew I felt younger than my age...
Video documentation will be necessary to prove success.
We went into our English class and did the customary, turn all the desks around. Then we went and got book closet keys from the office "to get books for our teacher", took our teacher's podium, dragged it to the book closet down the hall, hid it in the back and locked up.
Then we got her purse (she always left it in her room) and took her car keys. We took her desk, along with chair, computer, lamp, everything, toted it down the hall and outside. We then went to the teacher's parking lot. We swapped my car with her's and then left her desk in the grassy field between the two parking lots.
She came in and immediately only noticed the desks turned around, looked at me and 3 of my friends since she knew it'd be us causing trouble and said, "All I get is the desks turned around?" As she finished that question the looked around and noticed her desk was gone, and was all like wtf. Then the crazy teacher from across the hall came over and was like, "Iva, you might want to look outside"
We didn't think about a gust of wind coming by and blowing everyones' papers off her desk all over the open plot of grass.
She went outside and just kind of laughed at us, then noticed her car was gone and so I had to go back and go switch our cars back.
It was all worth it though, that and she didn't notice her podium was gone for another 2 days, didn't get the answer out of me for another day after that when I gave her enough hints for her to find it in the book closet down the hall.
There were like 6 bags in total.
it wasn't really that funny.
it was funny because i hated those kids
Anyway, we'd get bored and go wrap the cars of our friends who were still in class in it.
Always got a good laugh out of that.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
I'm not sure God would want them to reproduce.
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I went to school as usual at 6am.
I walked in with two backpacks full of platic bags full of fish and dumped them in the pool.
The child of that union if you can call it that is deffinately like:
"I WAS CONCIEVED AS A JOKE, EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO WHINE BITCH MOAN, APRIL FOOLS! I"M ACTUALLY A REALLY HAPPY PERSON WHO LOVES EVERYTHING"
One time I was like, "You're Shoes Untied!"
and Shoes Untied said "Yeah, I know!"
APRIL FOOLS!
...I'm clever.
man, what?
They die very quickly if they're not at body temperature. They're sickly little buggers
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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I'm just taken aback by the sheer amount of retard in there.
It's staggering.
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It's a grammar joke.
You're Shoes Untied, as in You are Shoes Untied. note the capitol letters for proper nouns, in this case, first and last names.
He's hoping you would confuse his grammar for "Your shoe's untied"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Maybe your are.
Mine are heardy mountainers trained to withstand extreme temperatures, and to act as a single unit for thier betterment as a whole. My Sperm could totally kick your spem's ass.
Man any of you ever seen "Commando" with Arnold Swartz?
I can totally imagine my sperm decked out with like rocket launchers and nades' and M-16s getting read to kick some people around and impregnate a woman while he's at it.
I don't get it.
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I don't know I feined ignorance when they went on the inquisition about who did it
I know they were pissed about cleaning it up.
dammit that still makes sense
fuck this game
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
man, I'm not even getting into this
I'm going to bed
you dudes have fun, what with the being silly twats and all
you'd fall over and everyone would laugh.
that's not the point of April Fools
You're supposed to fool other people ok
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
No, I totally got that. I was just trying to imagine that he wasn't that stupid. Looks like I was wrong.
"Your shoe's untied" I said, and, walking out of the room, Shoes Untied said "I know!" I made a funny face, and then my friends explained his name was Shoes Untied. We laughed and had a merry time.
They'd be fooled, because NO ONE expected me to prank myself.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.