so help me god i will finish this paper today even if i have to go to work again without a wink of sleep
i am going to be a busy man this week and cannot have a five-page response on gay relationships and their role within the pervasive biological perceptions of kinship ideology break-a my stride
Just like some people can touch an ear with the opposite hand behind the back, or do weird things with their tongues, there's a guy out there who can vibrate his penis.
Sometimes I still get self conscious about my dong but honestly when it comes down to it
A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive
That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore
Women's bodies tend to adjust to the size of what gets put in there.
So long as she's not a size queen you're fine.
Hell I replaced a cervix-puncher.
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I can move my lip in a weird way and wiggle my ears. no vibrating though.
I can also do the pec flex thing but my pecs aren't exactly impressive so I keep that private.
how does one give a speech about porn? I'm not gonna do it but I'm curious what you would talk about. I wouldn't be comfortable enough, and it'd end up being bad whether the topic and info was well received or not.
Sliver I hope you read [chat] because I am not going to do this in that thread: Are you a fucking idiot? Holy jesus fuck. That is one of the most illogical series of posts I have ever read.
Christ, I hope you're trolling. That is the only way to make that sort of idiocy okay.
Girl: so I can't use my vibrator anymore.
Me: why not?
Girl: it's broken, I think. It just... doesn't work anymore.
Me: well... is it one of those weird, stylistic ones? If not, can't you just use it as a dildo? I mean, you know, broken escalator is a stairwell, etc.
Girl: yeah, but it wouldn't really work as a dildo. It's only this big.
At that point she held out her two fingers about the approximate distance apart of my penis size.
clearly she just needs her sex toys on like, the hip breaking side of things. doesnt mean the real mccoy needs to be that big.
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i am going to be a busy man this week and cannot have a five-page response on gay relationships and their role within the pervasive biological perceptions of kinship ideology break-a my stride
This is why women don't cross oceans for you.
A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive
That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore
Until she dumps you! For a huge, american penis! Sooo big! Sooo great!
On the black screen
The CostCo of penises. Cheap and in bulk.
Women's bodies tend to adjust to the size of what gets put in there.
So long as she's not a size queen you're fine.
Hell I replaced a cervix-puncher.
I can also do the pec flex thing but my pecs aren't exactly impressive so I keep that private.
how does one give a speech about porn? I'm not gonna do it but I'm curious what you would talk about. I wouldn't be comfortable enough, and it'd end up being bad whether the topic and info was well received or not.
apparently the latter two are pretty fucking dumb
erryday he be slicin'
On the black screen
Christ, I hope you're trolling. That is the only way to make that sort of idiocy okay.
clearly she just needs her sex toys on like, the hip breaking side of things. doesnt mean the real mccoy needs to be that big.
JEEZUS CHROIST
On the black screen
A) That the incident that spawned the thread in the first place happened just crushes me.
People apparently having no idea what the fuck consent is.
I know some people just get enthusiastic in the moment, but
Sometimes during cowgirl, even early in before orgasms approach, she rises up way too high and we separate
I suspect maybe the last dude was uh... longer
You know
I'll be okay though
*sniff*
Needy jerks.
i have met dudes who have, though
gay dudes tend to be size queens more than women, in my experience
Damn pony. I've come to expect the unexpected from you.
Mine is smaller than average (the real average, not the porn average)