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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Try as I might, I don't think there's a muscle in my body I could flex fast enough to make it look like it's vibrating.

    Wash on
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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    so help me god i will finish this paper today even if i have to go to work again without a wink of sleep

    i am going to be a busy man this week and cannot have a five-page response on gay relationships and their role within the pervasive biological perceptions of kinship ideology break-a my stride

    Rust on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Try as I might, I don't think there's a muscle in my body I could flex fast enough to make it look like it's vibrating.

    This is why women don't cross oceans for you.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Try as I might, I don't think there's a muscle in my body I could flex fast enough to make it look like it's vibrating.

    This is why women don't cross oceans for you.

    :(

    Wash on
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    Just like some people can touch an ear with the opposite hand behind the back, or do weird things with their tongues, there's a guy out there who can vibrate his penis.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Sometimes I still get self conscious about my dong but honestly when it comes down to it

    A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive

    That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sometimes I still get self conscious about my dong but honestly when it comes down to it

    A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive

    That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore

    Until she dumps you! For a huge, american penis! Sooo big! Sooo great!

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sometimes I still get self conscious about my dong but honestly when it comes down to it

    A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive

    That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore

    Until she dumps you! For a huge, american penis! Sooo big! Sooo great!

    The CostCo of penises. Cheap and in bulk.

    Wash on
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sometimes I still get self conscious about my dong but honestly when it comes down to it

    A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive

    That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore

    Women's bodies tend to adjust to the size of what gets put in there.

    So long as she's not a size queen you're fine.

    Hell I replaced a cervix-puncher.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I can move my lip in a weird way and wiggle my ears. no vibrating though.

    I can also do the pec flex thing but my pecs aren't exactly impressive so I keep that private.

    how does one give a speech about porn? I'm not gonna do it but I'm curious what you would talk about. I wouldn't be comfortable enough, and it'd end up being bad whether the topic and info was well received or not.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    on this forum we have a slicer, a sliver and a slider

    apparently the latter two are pretty fucking dumb

    Rust on
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Slicer 4 lyfe

    erryday he be slicin'

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    maybe I should talk about rape culture. and then make winkies at the end to all the hot girls and remind them I'm no rapist.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sliver I hope you read [chat] because I am not going to do this in that thread: Are you a fucking idiot? Holy jesus fuck. That is one of the most illogical series of posts I have ever read.

    Christ, I hope you're trolling. That is the only way to make that sort of idiocy okay.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DEM SPLOICERS.

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Girl: so I can't use my vibrator anymore.
    Me: why not?
    Girl: it's broken, I think. It just... doesn't work anymore.
    Me: well... is it one of those weird, stylistic ones? If not, can't you just use it as a dildo? I mean, you know, broken escalator is a stairwell, etc.
    Girl: yeah, but it wouldn't really work as a dildo. It's only this big.

    At that point she held out her two fingers about the approximate distance apart of my penis size.

    :(

    clearly she just needs her sex toys on like, the hip breaking side of things. doesnt mean the real mccoy needs to be that big.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DEM SPLOICERS.

    JEEZUS CHROIST

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  • Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That rape thread hurts my heart.

    A) That the incident that spawned the thread in the first place happened just crushes me.

    B) People apparently having no idea what the fuck consent is.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sometimes I still get self conscious about my dong but honestly when it comes down to it

    A girl finds me sexually attractive and why else be insecure about your penis size except a fear that a girl will find it not sexually attractive

    That fear disposed of, it's just... not stressful anymore

    Women's bodies tend to adjust to the size of what gets put in there.

    So long as she's not a size queen you're fine.

    Hell I replaced a cervix-puncher.

    I know some people just get enthusiastic in the moment, but

    Sometimes during cowgirl, even early in before orgasms approach, she rises up way too high and we separate

    I suspect maybe the last dude was uh... longer

    You know

    I'll be okay though

    *sniff*

    Organichu on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Women need a lot of things.

    Needy jerks.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i have never met a woman who was concerned about me being too small

    i have met dudes who have, though

    gay dudes tend to be size queens more than women, in my experience

    Pony on
  • rational vashrational vash Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i have never met a woman who was concerned about me being too small

    i have met dudes who have, though

    gay dudes tend to be size queens more than women, in my experience

    Damn pony. I've come to expect the unexpected from you.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Pony I suspect your dong is massive

    Mine is smaller than average (the real average, not the porn average)

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
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