I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.
it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but
"I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."
what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.
I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.
it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but
"I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."
what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.
What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.
Abd has been carving bones since I haven't found any gems yet. I gotta do some exploratory mining soon.
All hail DasUberEdward, Sheriff of SpearClashes!
What's a spearclash and did my dude get into a mood yet and wander into the depths of the fortress yet only to emerge weeks later triumphant and riding a deep crow?
I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.
it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but
"I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."
what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.
What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.
That's not one. I was just giving a similar example. This one involved a curling iron.
I was just giving an example more relevant to being a dude who does not like another person.
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I was much happier when he said the curling iron didn't work.
it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but
"I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."
what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.
What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.
That's not one. I was just giving a similar example. This one involved a curling iron.
Ahh, for a second I thought I had missed another of Pony's interesting stories.
Abd has been carving bones since I haven't found any gems yet. I gotta do some exploratory mining soon.
All hail DasUberEdward, Sheriff of SpearClashes!
What's a spearclash and did my dude get into a mood yet and wander into the depths of the fortress yet only to emerge weeks later triumphant and riding a deep crow?
Spearclashes is the name of the fortress. In DF, names are randomly generated in word salad fashion.
Deep crows don't exist yet, but there are giant cave swallows that have the [MOUNT] tag. Dwarves can't currently use mounts, though.
So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.
My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.
Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.
What? No way. It's great.
It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".
So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.
My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.
Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.
I've never played this game, but this made me laugh.
In other non-news, I am getting more and more pumped for Lost as each day creeps by and we get to that wonderfully tasty season premier. January cannot come slower...
So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.
My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.
Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.
What? No way. It's great.
It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".
He is right. But on the bright side everyone who is crazy enough to play it ends up having good stories to tell.
I played dwarf fortress for five minutes. Then I realised how long I'd have to play just to know wtf is going on, let alone have fun with it. Then I went and played games that were already fun.
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So I spent several hours trying to puzzle out Dwarf Fortress.
My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.
Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.
What? No way. It's great.
It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".
He is right. But on the bright side everyone who is crazy enough to play it ends up having good stories to tell.
Especially when the dorfs are named after forumers.
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I haven't had any more kids with Justin have I?
So it shall be, Nerdgasmic, leader of The Fenced Mob, crossbow dwarf.
(As soon as Nexus gets off his ass and makes one).
it's just the thought man. who thinks of this shit. i can't even begin to understand what has to go on in a brain to take such actions. Hitting a person I can understand but
"I do not like this person. I am going to shove their penis into a waffle press."
what the fuck humanity. don't be fucked up. please.
You know they were all girls, right?
What story is this? I've seen some of Pony's stories and I don't recall any with a waffle press.
What's a spearclash and did my dude get into a mood yet and wander into the depths of the fortress yet only to emerge weeks later triumphant and riding a deep crow?
That's not one. I was just giving a similar example. This one involved a curling iron.
I was just giving an example more relevant to being a dude who does not like another person.
Ahh, for a second I thought I had missed another of Pony's interesting stories.
Spearclashes is the name of the fortress. In DF, names are randomly generated in word salad fashion.
Deep crows don't exist yet, but there are giant cave swallows that have the [MOUNT] tag. Dwarves can't currently use mounts, though.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
Also, i can't find a plug socket. This is not very convenient.
I have a furnace. Built it myself.
Make one
managed to find one.
Still horrible to work here, though.
Where are you working Bob? I thought you were working on a thesis?
I think so, yes. You are our sheriff, and I am your deputy.
You should probably pick a weapon.
EDIT: Yami, may I have the custom job title of "Deputy"?
Sorry to bug you about this.
It's cool. It's more fun having people involved, Deputy.
Yami, did anything good come of me having that mood?
My theory is that the game was developed just for unemployed people who miss the soul-grinding tedium of a workday.
Fuck that game. I'd rather be doing my taxes.
What? No way. It's great.
Uni have given us a new study room which is kind of horrible.
It's keeping track of extreme amounts of critical minutae with a completely confounding and shitty interface. It's basically like "Bank Teller: the Game".
What options do I have?
Learning curve from hell. I won't deny it.
http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.php is not the painful to look at version, if that helps at all.
Gonum: You made a lovely cup. But since you were possessed, you didn't get experience.
Tav is insane, and locked in the workshop. Building casket.
Ahh.
I've never played this game, but this made me laugh.
In other non-news, I am getting more and more pumped for Lost as each day creeps by and we get to that wonderfully tasty season premier. January cannot come slower...
He is right. But on the bright side everyone who is crazy enough to play it ends up having good stories to tell.
Aww man.
Especially when the dorfs are named after forumers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b7cj4zWiyo
You're chopping down trees like it's you job. Because it is.