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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Everyone keeps talking about Borderlands... What's Borderlands?

    Is there killing?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't have a dwarf do I :(

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    What about meeeeheeee *tantrum*

    Cheese maker, but since I have no cheese to make, you're digging. You might take over full time since I just became the mayor. I always name the first miner after myself.

    DUE: You're the sheriff. After I finish settling the new dorfs in, I'll build you some nice jails. I was actually just paving your office, in fact.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    What about meeeeheeee *tantrum*

    Cheese maker, but since I have no cheese to make, you're digging. You might take over full time since I just became the mayor. I always name the first miner after myself.

    OH BOY PROMOTION

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Everyone keeps talking about Borderlands... What's Borderlands?

    Is there killing?

    I was playing with a friend.

    He had a sniper rifle that fired out bullets that caught things on fire.

    I had a sub machine gun and the ability to phase into another dimension resulting in super speed and an ethereal explosion that harmed enemies near me.

    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Everyone keeps talking about Borderlands... What's Borderlands?

    Is there killing?
    oh. oh yes.

    come, my child. take my hand.

    enter... the borderlands

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    What about meeeeheeee *tantrum*

    Cheese maker, but since I have no cheese to make, you're digging. You might take over full time since I just became the mayor. I always name the first miner after myself.

    DUE: You're the sheriff. After I finish settling the new dorfs in, I'll build you some nice jails. I was actually just paving your office, in fact.

    D'aww.

    Sheriff DUE don't need no pavement.

    Only Justice.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    Why has the army developed this yet?

    You're such a bastard, DUE. Making me want this game more. :(

    Ugh... my wallet is going to cry in agony if I purchase this game.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Everyone keeps talking about Borderlands... What's Borderlands?

    Is there killing?

    I was playing with a friend.

    He had a sniper rifle that fired out bullets that caught things on fire.

    I had a sub machine gun and the ability to phase into another dimension resulting in super speed and an ethereal explosion that harmed enemies near me.

    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    I have an airburst cluster grenade!

    You throw it and then in midair it shoots up then separates into a set of bomblets which rain down and then explode

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DWARF FORTRESS

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DWARF FORTRESS

    CAPS LOCK

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I joined the reserve list to get some Tickets for Top Gear.

    Then I realised they film in a small village in Surrey on Wednesdays. Logistically, not superb.

    I don't even know if I'll get the tickets yet, but what travel options would you take?

    1. Drive to Airport, fly to London, take train to Guildford, bus to said village, walk to studio (another few miles).
    2. Drive to Airport, fly to London, hire a car, drive there.
    3. Drive to Dublin, catch ferry to Liverpool, drive there.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    Why has the army developed this yet?

    You're such a bastard, DUE. Making me want this game more. :(

    Ugh... my wallet is going to cry in agony if I purchase this game.

    PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PS3.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How is nexus the dorf these days

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Will people still be playing it by the time I get an Xbox?

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    Why has the army developed this yet?

    You're such a bastard, DUE. Making me want this game more. :(

    Ugh... my wallet is going to cry in agony if I purchase this game.

    PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PS3.

    I do. Why?

    | PSN ID
    v

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Everyone keeps talking about Borderlands... What's Borderlands?

    Is there killing?

    I was playing with a friend.

    He had a sniper rifle that fired out bullets that caught things on fire.

    I had a sub machine gun and the ability to phase into another dimension resulting in super speed and an ethereal explosion that harmed enemies near me.

    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    I have an airburst cluster grenade!

    You throw it and then in midair it shoots up then separates into a set of bomblets which rain down and then explode
    that's amazing.

    what level are you up to now?

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I joined the reserve list to get some Tickets for Top Gear.

    Then I realised they film in a small village in Surrey on Wednesdays. Logistically, not superb.

    I don't even know if I'll get the tickets yet, but what travel options would you take?

    1. Drive to Airport, fly to London, take train to Guildford, bus to said village, walk to studio (another few miles).
    2. Drive to Airport, fly to London, hire a car, drive there.
    3. Drive to Dublin, catch ferry to Liverpool, drive there.
    1Hire a ridiculous car
    2get the attention from Jeremy
    3???
    4sexy times

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also there are grenades that when you throw them wink out of existence then back into existence directly in front of the target then explode a half second later.

    edit: 25, Mike, same as before. I need to distribute goodies to free up inventory space so I can actually play again.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony is a girl? And I have to raise her? Oh dear.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How is nexus the dorf these days

    Hopefully keeping his WHORE MOUTH SHUT BETTER THEN SOME PEOPLE!

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Happy birthday again, bob!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    So I joined the reserve list to get some Tickets for Top Gear.

    Then I realised they film in a small village in Surrey on Wednesdays. Logistically, not superb.

    I don't even know if I'll get the tickets yet, but what travel options would you take?

    1. Drive to Airport, fly to London, take train to Guildford, bus to said village, walk to studio (another few miles).
    2. Drive to Airport, fly to London, hire a car, drive there.
    3. Drive to Dublin, catch ferry to Liverpool, drive there.
    1Hire a ridiculous car
    2get the attention from Jeremy
    3???
    4sexy times

    I work for an outsourcing software development company. I don't think I could afford a rediculous car.

    Besides, I actually prefer James May.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nexus makes the occasional weapon I need, but not enough to raise him above peasant.

    Also welcome Haphazard, ELM, tyrannus, Ramius, Fluffy. Winky, The Cat, Mojo_Jojo, wazilla, Variable, Insenjucar, Kagera, James, and Dunadan to SpearClashes, home of the [chat] dorfs.

    This is getting way beyond any fort I've even done. It will end poorly.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    How is nexus the dorf these days

    Hopefully keeping his WHORE MOUTH SHUT BETTER THEN SOME PEOPLE!

    you make me out to be such a one trick pony

    I have lots of other insults I can type in all caps

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Happy birthday again, bob!

    Thanks

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yes! You gave Winky is own dorf.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    Why has the army developed this yet?

    You're such a bastard, DUE. Making me want this game more. :(

    Ugh... my wallet is going to cry in agony if I purchase this game.

    PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PS3.

    I do. Why?

    | PSN ID
    v

    Because I can't ever play it with anyone from [chat]

    and we could start a campaign :(

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nexus makes the occasional weapon I need, but not enough to raise him above peasant.

    Also welcome Haphazard, ELM, tyrannus, Ramius, Fluffy. Winky, The Cat, Mojo_Jojo, wazilla, Variable, Insenjucar, Kagera, James, and Dunadan to SpearClashes, home of the [chat] dorfs.

    This is getting way beyond any fort I've even done. It will end poorly.

    They always do!

    It's the best part.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also there are grenades that when you throw them wink out of existence then back into existence directly in front of the target then explode a half second later.

    edit: 25, Mike, same as before. I need to distribute goodies to free up inventory space so I can actually play again.
    Ah. I'm up to 27. I'm just goin around finishing every quest I've skipped.

    I have a siren mod you might like.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also I have Borderlands for PC (courtesy of Quid) which I should finally be able to play tonight. After I appease the Wii Fit Gods. And if I'm allowed to stop playing DF ever.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also there are grenades that when you throw them wink out of existence then back into existence directly in front of the target then explode a half second later.

    edit: 25, Mike, same as before. I need to distribute goodies to free up inventory space so I can actually play again.
    Ah. I'm up to 27. I'm just goin around finishing every quest I've skipped.

    I have a siren mod you might like.

    What type?

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Also a grenade that exploded and shot out more grenades.

    Why has the army developed this yet?

    You're such a bastard, DUE. Making me want this game more. :(

    Ugh... my wallet is going to cry in agony if I purchase this game.

    PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PS3.

    I do. Why?

    | PSN ID
    v

    Because I can't ever play it with anyone from [chat]

    and we could start a campaign :(

    Well I heard of this awesome 4-pack thing they do. Ends up costing like 33 a game. Can you mix and match the versions? IE, 2 PS3 and 2 360? My friends all have 360's and if I can find 3 others to go in with me on this, I could get it.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxlXChuX0AI

    oh man oh man

    freddy kreuger rap.

    oh man oh man

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Happy Birthday Bob!

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    How is nexus the dorf these days

    Hopefully keeping his WHORE MOUTH SHUT BETTER THEN SOME PEOPLE!

    you make me out to be such a one trick pony

    I have lots of other insults I can type in all caps

    You are a one trick pony. At least that's what your wife tells me. :P

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Happy Birthday Bob!

    Took me a second to realize you weren't saying this to yourself...

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Happy birthday bob.

    And Preacher and alphamonkey has joined and I have MORE dwarfs but no names. Time to volunteer your friends!

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    She was saying it to the bob that isn't a lizard person.

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