coffee and cigarettes transform an otherwise shitty morning into quite the opposite.
i find weed works best for me, any shitty moment is instantaneously transformed into the opposite
that would be nice but i have a job and am not sitting around the house in sweatpants so that's not an option
hey just becauce you have a job, now that doesn't mean you can't smoke some good ol fashioned weed, hell smoke on the drive to work, then enjoy your morning, and then during lunch, when you start to feel normality hitting you, go smoke another.
He's on the 'oh god oh god my bones are declaring mutiny' phase right now, so he's got about two days of sickness left. Thankfully I've been through this, so I know what to do.
hey just becauce you have a job, now that doesn't mean you can't smoke some good ol fashioned weed, hell smoke on the drive to work, then enjoy your morning, and then during lunch, when you start to feel normality hitting you, go smoke another.
it is how i make it through the work day
*facepalm*
Inquisitor on
0
Options
MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
Had a 4 story gold tower with staircases and windows built on top of my gold mine, then died in the mine because I forgot what i was killing exploded when it died. I even found a cave full of pigs that I was keeping for food.
GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
edited October 2009
It figures that work gets all batshit nuts for a few minutes that I miss stuff like Garfield. I watched the Halloween special with my son the other night. I forgot how scary some of the things looked in that. Some kids who watched that were probably spooked.
Oh God dammit, now there's six of them in here talking to each other.
Six of what?
Chinese teachers. It seems they couldn't grab the one male teaching team member so they grabbed another woman from some other class and were all chatting inside my class room.
Put vitamin E on it followed by a hot compress for 15 minutes every night before you go to bed. They'll stop hurting so much and clear up in a couple of days.
It figures that work gets all batshit nuts for a few minutes that I miss stuff like Garfield. I watched the Halloween special with my son the other night. I forgot how scary some of the things looked in that. Some kids who watched that were probably spooked.
Hope Dyr feels better Passer.
I don't think they were talking about that Garfield.
It figures that work gets all batshit nuts for a few minutes that I miss stuff like Garfield. I watched the Halloween special with my son the other night. I forgot how scary some of the things looked in that. Some kids who watched that were probably spooked.
Hope Dyr feels better Passer.
I don't think they were talking about that Garfield.
They went from talking about the movies then moved to the Christmas Special. Demmit Halloween hasn't passed yet, I can still talk about it!
It figures that work gets all batshit nuts for a few minutes that I miss stuff like Garfield. I watched the Halloween special with my son the other night. I forgot how scary some of the things looked in that. Some kids who watched that were probably spooked.
Hope Dyr feels better Passer.
I don't think they were talking about that Garfield.
Posts
Squeeee
he also got stuck in the bathtub. which had to be hilarious.
writing this i remembered that was taft. still funny though.
i disagree
that sucks.
Ack. I hope he has a full and speedy recovery.
zits
NNID: Hakkekage
hey just becauce you have a job, now that doesn't mean you can't smoke some good ol fashioned weed, hell smoke on the drive to work, then enjoy your morning, and then during lunch, when you start to feel normality hitting you, go smoke another.
it is how i make it through the work day
What the fuck are you doing that they are scarring?
He's on the 'oh god oh god my bones are declaring mutiny' phase right now, so he's got about two days of sickness left. Thankfully I've been through this, so I know what to do.
Face Twit Rav Gram
That makes me want to watch cowboy bebop really badly,
What with being a depressant and all.
You just need to take some amphetamines, those always cheer you up. Or make you really pissy.
Oh. Whew.
If you would have said monroe, septum, snake bite, or lip piercing I would have been there in 5.
You could pop them on youtube and become famous.
*facepalm*
They're these weird, ENORMOUS, under-the-skin zits that never come to a head and they hurt too and I just can't stop poking at them
I get them a lot
sigh
NNID: Hakkekage
Six of what?
Picking. Some people scar easily from zits, especially since the skin on the face is more delicate.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Had a 4 story gold tower with staircases and windows built on top of my gold mine, then died in the mine because I forgot what i was killing exploded when it died. I even found a cave full of pigs that I was keeping for food.
Have you seen a dermatologist about them because those sound annoying as hell.
Fuck those zits.
Zits leave scars eventually.
I should know, I had some hellish high-school years.
try changing dietary habits. zits are basically tiny assholes.
yes, its almost tbs funny
Didn't you wear that, like, five years ago
i like it!
Hope Dyr feels better Passer.
Chinese teachers. It seems they couldn't grab the one male teaching team member so they grabbed another woman from some other class and were all chatting inside my class room.
Put vitamin E on it followed by a hot compress for 15 minutes every night before you go to bed. They'll stop hurting so much and clear up in a couple of days.
Face Twit Rav Gram
lft
seriously, they're the only kinds i seem to get
which i guess is better than acne, but still
they fucking suck
NNID: Hakkekage
Bah, that's all a bunch of crap, none of it works.
The only way I ever got rid of all my acne was by making my skin toxic with volatile chemical cocktails.
I don't think they were talking about that Garfield.
Face Twit Rav Gram
interesting. the only way mine clear up was when I stopped drinking milk and eating food with soy products in them.
sounds like your anecdote is as craptastic as mine
They went from talking about the movies then moved to the Christmas Special. Demmit Halloween hasn't passed yet, I can still talk about it!
some of us were. then we got warned.