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The New GOP Thread: Taking Anti-Intellectualism to a Whole New Level

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if it is like urban dead/quarantine 2019 and other such browser games

    I doubt they actually let you play the obamanazi faction

    if they do though, it would be really fun to blitz it as we did with Q2019 a while back

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PantsB wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dyscord wrote: »
    heh, how do you play it?

    Use your powers of cognitive dissonance!

    You might be sitting in your trailer at the moment, staring blankly at a computer monitor while wearing some piece of Nascar merchandise with a fast food sheen to your skin, but you think you're saving America!

    Special prizes if you're from VA, NJ or NY-23 and you play continuously next Tuesday during voting hours!

    Between this and having to bear witness to the Westboro Baptist Church at work yesterday, I don't think I could die any more on the inside!

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  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The History/Timeline section is pretty much an amalgamation of every criticism of Obama ever levelled at him, no matter how spurious. Seeing it all in one collected form is... oddly amusing. It's just so bizarre my mind refuses to believe that it's serious.

    Drinking game: Take a shot (vodka, of course) every time "Marxist" or "Communist" is mentioned on the site.

    Suriko on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to play this game so hard.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • ArchonexArchonex Registered User
    edited October 2009
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Hey video game enthusiasts! Have I got a new game for you.

    Oh, sure it's crazy, but it's not mainstream. But it is being advertised on Drudge. If you refresh a few times you can see it for yourself.

    I... what...

    You know, there's something incredibly arrogant about the name "United States of Earth".

    Reminds me of the Bush years.

    Archonex on
  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to admit that this made me laugh:
    Latest Nobel Awarded Makes 4 Nobel Prizes For Obama!

    March 16, 2011 - Barack H. Obama Recieved his 4th Nobel Prize today topping off the lunacy of that once esteemed organization. Obama and Nobel stunned the world in 2009 when Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely nothing, as in Zero. World leaders were stunned and all were shocked that the fix was in globally. He followed up that ridiculous win with a Nobel Prize in Biology in 2010 after he explained the birds and the bees to his daughters. Quickly followed in succession by Nobel Prizes in Medicine for his Socializing America's Health Care industry, in Chemistry for a bad bout of farting in the White House and now a Nobel Prize for Science for helping one of his daughters in her Science fair.

    Suriko on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas....we're going to let the ninjas keep him...

    ...that is all."

    emnmnme on
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    their tutorial videos are darkly funny

    apparently it's basically a spreadsheet game, but the guy is really excited about narrating the tutorial videos that don't really show you anything

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
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    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas....we're going to let the ninjas keep him...

    ...that is all."

    They just couldn't bring themselves to admit that they weren't in fact bad enough dudes.

    KalTorak on
  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I saw that there was a video from some cable news channel on the front page and assumed it was Fox News, but was shocked as I scrolled down and noticed the CNN logo. Then I saw that it was Lou Dobbs and it made sense.
    Suriko wrote: »
    I'm going to admit that this made me laugh:
    Latest Nobel Awarded Makes 4 Nobel Prizes For Obama!

    March 16, 2011 - Barack H. Obama Recieved his 4th Nobel Prize today topping off the lunacy of that once esteemed organization. Obama and Nobel stunned the world in 2009 when Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely nothing, as in Zero. World leaders were stunned and all were shocked that the fix was in globally. He followed up that ridiculous win with a Nobel Prize in Biology in 2010 after he explained the birds and the bees to his daughters. Quickly followed in succession by Nobel Prizes in Medicine for his Socializing America's Health Care industry, in Chemistry for a bad bout of farting in the White House and now a Nobel Prize for Science for helping one of his daughters in her Science fair.

    safhdsafrlcjksahrnewrlhew

    Edit: One of the made-up headlines is "Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp". I'm looking forward to the future.

    Edit 2:
    C.O.R.N.Y. Plants Some ACORNS in Eastern Virginia

    March 5, 2011 - The Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth had an ACORN planting party in Fairfax County. It was attended by Barack Obama and hundreds of Madrasas students chanting "Death to America, Long Live Obama!". The rally was attacked by a few hundred Militia members led by Ted Nugent. The children were spared but all others were slaughtered except former President Obama who escaped with his own police force guard, the Ameri-troops. Ted was quoted as saying, "If you value the American way, if you believe in the words and spirit of the U.S. Constitution and our sacred Bill of Rights, if you know in your heart that you have the right, the duty, and the spiritual obligation to protect yourself and your loved ones from evil in all of its forms, then lock and load motherf***er."
    They're really not making themselves look very good.

    Cervetus on
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  • KanamitKanamit Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PantsB wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dyscord wrote: »
    heh, how do you play it?

    Use your powers of cognitive dissonance!

    You might be sitting in your trailer at the moment, staring blankly at a computer monitor while wearing some piece of Nascar merchandise with a fast food sheen to your skin, but you think you're saving America!

    Special prizes if you're from VA, NJ or NY-23 and you play continuously next Tuesday during voting hours!
    Can we extend that to encompass all of NY, or hell, anywhere that's holding any kind of election next Tuesday?

    Kanamit on
  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cervetus wrote: »
    I saw that there was a video from some cable news channel on the front page and assumed it was Fox News, but was shocked as I scrolled down and noticed the CNN logo. Then I saw that it was Lou Dobbs and it made sense.
    Suriko wrote: »
    I'm going to admit that this made me laugh:
    Latest Nobel Awarded Makes 4 Nobel Prizes For Obama!

    March 16, 2011 - Barack H. Obama Recieved his 4th Nobel Prize today topping off the lunacy of that once esteemed organization. Obama and Nobel stunned the world in 2009 when Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely nothing, as in Zero. World leaders were stunned and all were shocked that the fix was in globally. He followed up that ridiculous win with a Nobel Prize in Biology in 2010 after he explained the birds and the bees to his daughters. Quickly followed in succession by Nobel Prizes in Medicine for his Socializing America's Health Care industry, in Chemistry for a bad bout of farting in the White House and now a Nobel Prize for Science for helping one of his daughters in her Science fair.

    safhdsafrlcjksahrnewrlhew

    Edit: One of the made-up headlines is "Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp". I'm looking forward to the future.

    Edit 2:
    C.O.R.N.Y. Plants Some ACORNS in Eastern Virginia

    March 5, 2011 - The Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth had an ACORN planting party in Fairfax County. It was attended by Barack Obama and hundreds of Madrasas students chanting "Death to America, Long Live Obama!". The rally was attacked by a few hundred Militia members led by Ted Nugent. The children were spared but all others were slaughtered except former President Obama who escaped with his own police force guard, the Ameri-troops. Ted was quoted as saying, "If you value the American way, if you believe in the words and spirit of the U.S. Constitution and our sacred Bill of Rights, if you know in your heart that you have the right, the duty, and the spiritual obligation to protect yourself and your loved ones from evil in all of its forms, then lock and load motherf***er."
    They're really not making themselves look very good.

    Ted Nugent? Nobel Prize for Science?!? Fart Jokes?!?!?

    big l on
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I had no idea Ted Nugent was so eloquent.

    KalTorak on
  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    big l wrote: »
    Ted Nugent? Nobel Prize for Science?!? Fart Jokes?!?!?

    The best part of the Nobel Prize for Science is that they already gave him ones for biology and chemistry. Are they suggesting that those two topics aren't science?

    Cervetus on
    The libertarian response to anything is, "Sure, that works fine in practice, but it doesn't fly in theory."
  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It would be better if it was the Noble Prize for Thinkin' Good.

    Corbius on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    Hey video game enthusiasts! Have I got a new game for you.

    Oh, sure it's crazy, but it's not mainstream. But it is being advertised on Drudge. If you refresh a few times you can see it for yourself.

    I... what...

    Wait, that sounds like a ripoff of that shitty Mafia game.

    Couscous on
  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey video game enthusiasts! Have I got a new game for you.

    Oh, sure it's crazy, but it's not mainstream. But it is being advertised on Drudge. If you refresh a few times you can see it for yourself.

    That's kind of disturbing.
    Chaos ensues throughout the nation! The Second American Revolution is in full swing by February of 2011, with lists posted by patriots, county by county, naming dozens of government employees and the bounties that can be fetched by their capture. After 7 weeks of fighting in every state, and with the refusal of most United States military branches to obey orders to fire upon American citizens, Obama's forces are slowly whittled away.

    *cough*
    The 51-year-old Sparkman was found this month hanged from a tree near a cemetery with the word "fed" scrawled on his chest, a law enforcement official said Wednesday, and the FBI is investigating whether he was a victim of anti-government sentiment.

    I mean come on.

    Speaker on
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Notice how it's the second american revolution, and not the second american civil war. :D

    Undead Scottsman on
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Every civilian employee of the government is evil and every military employee of the government is awesome!

    Scooter on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scooter wrote: »
    Every civilian employee of the government is evil and every military employee of the government is awesome!

    But only because they'll disregard the orders of the civilian employees!

    Undead Scottsman on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scooter wrote: »
    Every civilian employee of the government is evil and every military employee of the government is awesome!

    But only because they'll disregard the orders of the civilian employees!

    Including those directly elected by the people!

    Couscous on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck were killed in secret camps before the Revolution could get off the ground. It says so at the bottom of the page! We can take comfort that Limbaugh (who makes $38 million a year) and Beck (who makes $20 million+ a year) died as they hoped they would; for the glorious Conservative cause. *sniff*

    emnmnme on
  • civil_disobediencecivil_disobedience Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Every civilian employee of the government is evil and every military employee of the government is awesome!

    But only because they'll disregard the orders of the civilian employees!

    Including those directly elected by the people!

    Directly elected, like Obama. People should wake and understand the truth. The military needs to disobey Obama because we can not trust him. He is part of a conspiracy to undermine U.S. sovereignty for a globalist agenda. This is not for the betterment of humanity but for the secret agenda of an elite slave making class. This is all the proof you should need!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMyWuMuV_U

    civil_disobedience on
  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I hate you so much.

    mxmarks on
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  • LibrarianThorneLibrarianThorne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Every civilian employee of the government is evil and every military employee of the government is awesome!

    But only because they'll disregard the orders of the civilian employees!

    Including those directly elected by the people!

    Directly elected, like Obama. People should wake and understand the truth. The military needs to disobey Obama because we can not trust him. He is part of a conspiracy to undermine U.S. sovereignty for a globalist agenda. This is not for the betterment of humanity but for the secret agenda of an elite slave making class. This is all the proof you should need!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMyWuMuV_U

    Can we use this as proof that cd is off the goddamn ranch and get a banhammer going?

    The lizard people? Man, it must be awesome in your fantasy world.

    LibrarianThorne on
  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against the Irish) Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    He can be making joke, da?

    Gabriel_Pitt on
  • civil_disobediencecivil_disobedience Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Every civilian employee of the government is evil and every military employee of the government is awesome!

    But only because they'll disregard the orders of the civilian employees!

    Including those directly elected by the people!

    Directly elected, like Obama. People should wake and understand the truth. The military needs to disobey Obama because we can not trust him. He is part of a conspiracy to undermine U.S. sovereignty for a globalist agenda. This is not for the betterment of humanity but for the secret agenda of an elite slave making class. This is all the proof you should need!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMyWuMuV_U

    Can we use this as proof that cd is off the goddamn ranch and get a banhammer going?

    The lizard people? Man, it must be awesome in your fantasy world.

    Hey man don't talk crap unless you have watched the video.

    civil_disobedience on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought he was taking the piss and then I looked at the guy's name

    I still think he's taking the piss, I mean, come on.

    Crimson King on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Directly elected, like Obama. People should wake and understand the truth. The military needs to disobey Obama because we can not trust him. He is part of a conspiracy to undermine U.S. sovereignty for a globalist agenda. This is not for the betterment of humanity but for the secret agenda of an elite slave making class. This is all the proof you should need!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPMyWuMuV_U

    So, is this just going nuts, or is it viral marketing?

    Because if it's the latter, ABC really needs better talent.

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  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ya, I think cd is joking with that one.

    My sanity requires that to be true.

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  • civil_disobediencecivil_disobedience Registered User
    edited October 2009
    LibrarianThorne only in your fantasy world are there lizard people, and its reptilians.

    civil_disobedience on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ok i actually watched the video and it is golden

    CD you are the best troll

    Crimson King on
  • civil_disobediencecivil_disobedience Registered User
    edited October 2009
    ok i actually watched the video and it is golden

    CD you are the best troll

    You are both a gentleman and scholar.. oh and a reptilian... /whisper: I know. I applaud you

    p.s. For frak's sake I'm from msnbc get it right.

    civil_disobedience on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ok i actually watched the video and it is golden

    CD you are the best troll

    You are both a gentleman and scholar.. oh and a reptilian... /whisper: I know. I applaud you

    p.s. For frak's sake I'm from msnbc get it right.

    I mean I'm genuinely amazed that people took you seriously from the get-go

    Crimson King on
  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    ok i actually watched the video and it is golden

    CD you are the best troll

    You are both a gentleman and scholar.. oh and a reptilian... /whisper: I know. I applaud you

    p.s. For frak's sake I'm from msnbc get it right.

    I mean I'm genuinely amazed that people took you seriously from the get-go

    We remember Obs, the man who would call Obama a socialist and then turn around and say that he neither knew nor cared what the word actually means.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scalfin wrote: »
    ok i actually watched the video and it is golden

    CD you are the best troll

    You are both a gentleman and scholar.. oh and a reptilian... /whisper: I know. I applaud you

    p.s. For frak's sake I'm from msnbc get it right.

    I mean I'm genuinely amazed that people took you seriously from the get-go

    We remember Obs, the man who would call Obama a socialist and then turn around and say that he neither knew nor cared what the word actually means.

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Plus, calling Obama a reptilian is the logical next step of the Birther movement.
    "Not only was he not born in America, he wasn't even born on Earth! He's from Socialist Lizard People World!"

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  • LibrarianThorneLibrarianThorne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Okay, I'm an idiot.

    Good one, cd.

    LibrarianThorne on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Corbius wrote: »
    Plus, calling Obama a reptilian is the logical next step of the Birther movement.
    "Not only was he not born in America, he wasn't even born on Earth! He's from Socialist Lizard People World!"

    ...I would gladly move to Socialist Lizard People World.

    Crimson King on
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