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And now before I go to bed, it's time to start a rhyming thread.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dear comrades, my existence is haunted
    for I have just watched the movie Wanted
    it promised fine action, through and through
    instead I find my brain turned to goo
    what miserable folk crafted a movie so vile?
    it's the worst thing I've seen in quite a while

    Dichotomy on
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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i have here a heavy weapons guy mask glaring

    i like it (my feelings i am sharing)

    thorgot on
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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought perhaps a
    Haiku might be in order.
    What do you all say?

    GoldenSeducer on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This rhyming thread has only one rule.
    You must rhyme, not make poetry, you tool.

    Campion on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    raneados this show is such a fucking blast
    the spiral king is so badass

    Larlar on
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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    No need to be name-calling.
    Ah shit, my self-esteem is falling.

    GoldenSeducer on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hey guys I know this is bad
    sorry about this outdated fad
    please don't put a reward on my silly ol head
    but whats going on in dis thread

    Swill on
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think that Ive got to admit
    This thread right here is the shit
    Im pretty entertained
    Though not very well trained
    For I am a rhyming dimwit!

    Lardalish on
  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    After work I played poker with devious wizards
    Then I ate some bad food, it might have been lizards

    My friends suggested I'd join their fun party
    I had no costume, but at least I wasn't farty

    I met them, and saw them in costumes quite fine
    My plan was: go home, relax, no wine

    Instead of sleep, which I'd sorely need
    I joined them, the bastards, in their vicious deed

    To go to a Halloween party this night!
    At a nearby pub; I put up no fight

    Though their makeup had dwindled; poor planning was to blame
    They found me some fangs, and an Orc I became

    I wasn't as green as would be expected
    But quotes from Warcraft I surely perfected

    Alas! When we got there, my fangs soon were lost
    And soon I did realize; 'twas not without cost

    This party, it seemed, would endure throught the night
    Awards were delivered, to the guests with most fright

    There were vampires, rednecks, and gladiators, too
    But I soon got tired, and tied up my shoe

    And then I went home; sleep I needed most
    But first, before sleep, this shite I must post.

    Ivar on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    raneados this show is such a fucking blast
    the spiral king is so badass

    Hey! He is not the only one
    Who recommended it to you, son.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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