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Sometimes Stuff Goes on Around Me
Jordyn
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
So I get to work this morning and the dude I'm doing the event with is late, so I sit down and start reading a Stranger from the pile of them in lobby. There was an article about sex offenders and all the shit they have to do and it was pretty interesting.
Then I hear a dude singing. So I look up and standing outside is a dude with an ipod and he's singing. I think "All right" and go back to my paper.
Another dude, kinda tubby, shows up and the two come inside and sit in the lobby.
A third dude comes out from the station and says "Hey Donny, Hey other dude, what's up, c'mon back here."
I glance up again. Third dude leads the other two away and says something like "Man, Donny Osmond!"
Apparently the singing dude was Donny Osmond. He was standing right next to me for a good 15 minutes. And I didn't fucking notice because I couldn't pick Donny Osmond out of a damn lineup.
Also, I kinda figured he'd be homeless, instead of being a guest on some radio show.
LET'S TALK ABOUT EITHER PEOPLE YOU HAVE MET OR MAYBE STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY.
THE THIRD OPTION IS TO TALK ABOUT SEX OFFENDERS AND HOW YOU HAVE TO REGISTER AS SEX OFFENDER FOR BULLSHIT LIKE STREAKING OR PUBLIC URINATION.
Then I hear a dude singing. So I look up and standing outside is a dude with an ipod and he's singing. I think "All right" and go back to my paper.
Another dude, kinda tubby, shows up and the two come inside and sit in the lobby.
A third dude comes out from the station and says "Hey Donny, Hey other dude, what's up, c'mon back here."
I glance up again. Third dude leads the other two away and says something like "Man, Donny Osmond!"
Apparently the singing dude was Donny Osmond. He was standing right next to me for a good 15 minutes. And I didn't fucking notice because I couldn't pick Donny Osmond out of a damn lineup.
Also, I kinda figured he'd be homeless, instead of being a guest on some radio show.
LET'S TALK ABOUT EITHER PEOPLE YOU HAVE MET OR MAYBE STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY.
THE THIRD OPTION IS TO TALK ABOUT SEX OFFENDERS AND HOW YOU HAVE TO REGISTER AS SEX OFFENDER FOR BULLSHIT LIKE STREAKING OR PUBLIC URINATION.
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Rediculous.
Also it is Smart Hero's birthday and I wish him a very happy one.
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He was talking about perogies, so I paid attention
Maybe you have to pee on a child.
No peeing outside good buddy chap pal.
It is a mystery.
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You're a detective?
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the Christmas special was the best.
Basically everyone responds to anything Danny says with "You are a pretentious asshole, fuck off and DIE"
EVEN SANTA CLAUS
Honestly that and the final video are the only reasons I would ever recognise Donny Osmond.
Seriously who the hell is this guy and why should I care.
Great, now I have to watch this about 80 times in a row again.
I love watching him dance around like a crazed retard in that video clip.
He was so awesome int he Johnny Bravo bit.
I could swear he was the mayor too.
It's been a long time since I saw that one.
Kept destroying his clothes with his rippling musculature.
this guy on a flight from Toronto to LA.
Xbox Live Gamertag: Suplex86
Maybe history's worst lesbian.
I waited in line to have him sign some shitty TMNT/Savage Dragon crossover book he didn't even draw
and when he signed it I just said "THANKS A LOT I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN MR MCFARLANE!" and turned around and walked away, leaving him completely dumbstruck.
Also one time I saw Adam Sandler when I was in LA.
And in Family guy he's Mayor Adam West.
And in Batman:TAS he's the Grey Ghost. (one of the best episodes ever)
And on the Boondocks I believe he was a prosecutor or something.
Nonetheless he always sounds like Adam West. He's like William Shatner, he'll always play himself one way or the other.
So Donny Osmond just walks around singing hoping random strangers will recognize him I bet. Hey, if I was famous I'd go around doing whatever I'm famous for to get recognized, because that's not insane.
because this way he will never forget me
and because it was totally fucking hilarious
It really is.
I also have met two (2) prime ministers of Canada
We got our tickets, they are hanging out on the fridge.
And Sunday we are gonna see Colin and Brad again.
Woooo I wonder if they'll remember us.
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He was R Kelly's defense attorney in the Boondocks episode.