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The [chat] D&D chat thread, ever

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Geez [chat], I'm 22 and I'm making foolish mistakes like a 13 year old right now.

    NEVER TALK TO THE BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL ABOUT THAT GIRL

    The other day I was talking to a girl, her best friend and one of her guy friends. In front of all three of them, I referred to her as a whore when I meant to say her.

    Stupid accent.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen! Such language!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen! Such language!

    You call me a tool by default for no reason I become foul mouthed, what? I feel I am blameless, it was purely muscle reaction.

    Johannen on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen! Such language!

    You call me a tool by default for no reason I become foul mouthed, what? I feel I am blameless, it was purely muscle reaction.

    Perhaps he meant to insinuate that you have many useful functions and are often found suspended from a husky gentleman's belt?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen! Such language!

    You call me a tool by default for no reason I become foul mouthed, what? I feel I am blameless, it was purely muscle reaction.

    Perhaps he meant to insinuate that you have many useful functions and are often found suspended from a husky gentleman's belt?

    So he's calling me a homosexual man slut?! How..... Dare...... He!!

    Johannen on
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "When the only tool you have is a Johannen, everything begins to look like an insult"?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen! Such language!

    You call me a tool by default for no reason I become foul mouthed, what? I feel I am blameless, it was purely muscle reaction.

    Perhaps he meant to insinuate that you have many useful functions and are often found suspended from a husky gentleman's belt?

    So he's calling me a homosexual man slut?! How..... Dare...... He!!

    Yeah, probably. He's a big dick.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey it's Zimmy

    Hi

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    Ranked teams matchups, world series game, NFL tomorrow. It's a good sports weekend.

    Elki on
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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What are the odds "poopywalk" is the malstrom guy he happened to register an account to start a thread in his first post about?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hello Noc.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I'm thinking about getting a new computer, preferably $600 or less. Would Costco be a bad place to get it?

    Captain Carrot on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Ranked teams matchups, world series game, NFL tomorrow. It's a good sports weekend.

    Pats have a bye week, so the NFL is that much less interesting.

    I have hopes that SF can put a dent in Indy's record, but not very many hopes.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am so hungover from last night I can't decide if I want to go out tonight.

    My last minute costume turned out pretty great, though. Two of my friends had really accurate Walter and The Dude costumes, and it turns out I make a pretty good Donny.

    Nocturne on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I'm thinking about getting a new computer, preferably $600 or less. Would Costco be a bad place to get it?

    Build one yourself. It's really a lot easier than you'd think, and while you may not get a whole lot more for your money at that price you can at least make sure it doesn't come stuffed full of bloatware and other garbage. Plus it's always easier to upgrade something you put together yourself.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I am so hungover from last night I can't decide if I want to go out tonight.

    My last minute costume turned out pretty great, though. Two of my friends had really accurate Walter and The Dude costumes, and it turns out I make a pretty good Donny.

    I'd stay in if I were you. You wouldn't want to be out of your element.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Donkey Kong on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I am so hungover from last night I can't decide if I want to go out tonight.

    My last minute costume turned out pretty great, though. Two of my friends had really accurate Walter and The Dude costumes, and it turns out I make a pretty good Donny.

    I'd stay in if I were you. You wouldn't want to be out of your element.

    :^:

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Ranked teams matchups, world series game, NFL tomorrow. It's a good sports weekend.

    Pats have a bye week, so the NFL is that much less interesting.

    I have hopes that SF can put a dent in Indy's record, but not very many hopes.

    Vince Young is playing. That's enough for me.

    Elki on
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Only problem with the costume is that the other guys have to be around in order for anyone to know who I am.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    C's are playing the Hornets that should be delicious.

    edit: fuck I have a thing to do and probably can't see it

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries is just a solidly good game

    Abdhyius on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I HAVE NO INTEREST IN GOING OUT TO GET TOTALLY PLASTERED ANYMORE.

    hmph. shit.

    tyrannus on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries is just a solidly good game

    The only Mechwarrior I ever played was 2. It was okay at the time but I'm sure it wouldn't hold up.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I HAVE NO INTEREST IN GOING OUT TO GET TOTALLY PLASTERED ANYMORE.

    hmph. shit.

    Me neither

    or, well, I don't want to get totally plastered anymore

    (but I kinda do)

    Abdhyius on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    C's are playing the Hornets that should be delicious.

    edit: fuck I have a thing to do and probably can't see it

    Hey dots.

    BROONS
    TUUKKA

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries is just a solidly good game

    The only Mechwarrior I ever played was 2. It was okay at the time but I'm sure it wouldn't hold up.

    Mechwarrior 4 is a lot of fun. It doesn't have any of the elements I don't like that much in modern games.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In my junior year of highschool, I got together a group of friends for Halloween. I, as the only person with long hair and facial hair, was the dude. And we also had Walter, Donnie, Jesus, the cowboy narrator, and a group of 3 Nihlists. We almost had someone get a wheelchair to be the Big Lebowski but he was worried it might be offensive and backed out. Walter, Donnie, Jesus, and I all carried bowling balls, and Jesus actually had a really nice purple bowling suit.

    We lost the school's costume contest to a group of 5 popular girls who dressed like different colored crayons and put a big cardboard box around them.

    Fucking heathens.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I HAVE NO INTEREST IN GOING OUT TO GET TOTALLY PLASTERED ANYMORE.

    hmph. shit.

    Me neither

    or, well, I don't want to get totally plastered anymore

    (but I kinda do)

    I don't really like getting drunk either. It doesn't help that I'm pretty sure that drinking alcohol clogs my pores.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Don't take me wrong I love getting drunk

    I've just realized I shouldn't get so extremely drunk anymore

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I certainly have no interest in going out and getting plastered.

    Staying in and getting plastered, however...

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    So I'm thinking about getting a new computer, preferably $600 or less. Would Costco be a bad place to get it?

    Build one yourself. It's really a lot easier than you'd think, and while you may not get a whole lot more for your money at that price you can at least make sure it doesn't come stuffed full of bloatware and other garbage. Plus it's always easier to upgrade something you put together yourself.

    I have no idea how to do it. I'm not saying it's hard, mind you, but I have no idea how to do it.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have not yet played mw4 mercs on the steiner side! Ending up with davion is so much simpler.

    so that's what I'm doing now. But this one mission was a lot harder since I hadn't done as many missions (due to them being davion-leaning) so I could not afford something proper like a Mad Cat yet

    but I knew what to do! I flew my mercenary company to Solaris IV and made a blazing entry into the mech fighting arenas there, using the prize money to buy the awesome machine of war that is my Mad Cat Nidhoggr

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All of this has happened before

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    also the original Mechwarrior 4 is going to be released for free sometime

    so, cool

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    All of this has happened before

    deja vu

    that means they changed something

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    So I'm thinking about getting a new computer, preferably $600 or less. Would Costco be a bad place to get it?

    Build one yourself. It's really a lot easier than you'd think, and while you may not get a whole lot more for your money at that price you can at least make sure it doesn't come stuffed full of bloatware and other garbage. Plus it's always easier to upgrade something you put together yourself.

    I have no idea how to do it. I'm not saying it's hard, mind you, but I have no idea how to do it.

    The buying of parts, or the assembly?

    Because Moe's can help you with the purchasing (hint: get everything from Newegg) and the actual assembly is more-or-less idiot proof these days. The hardest part is mounting the processor and heatsink, beyond that it's literally just a matter of connecting plugs to their corresponding sockets. Motherboards come with instructions and everything.

    But if you really want to buy something pre-built, I suggest watching SlickDeals and Tech Bargains for online sales.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    So I'm thinking about getting a new computer, preferably $600 or less. Would Costco be a bad place to get it?

    Build one yourself. It's really a lot easier than you'd think, and while you may not get a whole lot more for your money at that price you can at least make sure it doesn't come stuffed full of bloatware and other garbage. Plus it's always easier to upgrade something you put together yourself.

    I have no idea how to do it. I'm not saying it's hard, mind you, but I have no idea how to do it.

    It's like Lego for big boys. You're not building, you're assembling, and all the parts are made for one another (If you buy right, which is the hardest part).

    If you build it yourself, you'll get a way better computer for less money.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    So I'm thinking about getting a new computer, preferably $600 or less. Would Costco be a bad place to get it?

    Build one yourself. It's really a lot easier than you'd think, and while you may not get a whole lot more for your money at that price you can at least make sure it doesn't come stuffed full of bloatware and other garbage. Plus it's always easier to upgrade something you put together yourself.

    I have no idea how to do it. I'm not saying it's hard, mind you, but I have no idea how to do it.

    It's like Lego for big boys. You're not building, you're assembling, and all the parts are made for one another (If you buy right, which is the hardest part).

    If you build it yourself, you'll get a way better computer for less money.

    Actually I would contend that building original Technic creations is considerably more difficult than assembling a computer.

    This isn't the dark ages. It's not like you have to solder shit anymore. Hell, things are color coded.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    good evening, hakks. how was your party(ies)?

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