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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't had a trashy orgasm in a long time

    this was achewood what made me think of this

    trashy.... orgasm?

    Like when you swear or act all porn silly at the denouement?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I think he means the kind of orgasm that you feel gross or creepy about afterward.

    Like, if you were to masturbate to something that was, in retrospect, weird.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't had a trashy orgasm in a long time

    this was achewood what made me think of this

    trashy.... orgasm?

    Like when you swear or act all porn silly at the denouement?

    A trashy orgasm is when you spend less on the girl than you just did on your vocabulary.

    Inquisitor on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Recommend me some cocktails.

    Quid on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Inq, I've got the first season of Samurai Jack ready to go.

    Good sir, what can I do to improve this evening?

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot regular Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I haven't had a trashy orgasm in a long time

    this was achewood what made me think of this

    trashy.... orgasm?

    Like when you swear or act all porn silly at the denouement?

    A trashy orgasm is when you spend less on the girl than you just did on your vocabulary.
    Gotcha. Yeah... it was before I moved up to New York.

    Shit, I haven't been laid in months. And I have been getting hotter these past few with the weightloss and whatnot.

    No wonder I am getting all antsy and angsty over this relationship stuff.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, I've got the first season of Samurai Jack ready to go.

    Good sir, what can I do to improve this evening?

    Copious amounts of sake.

    Inquisitor on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    trashy orgasm = weak orgasm

    an anticlimax

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, I've got the first season of Samurai Jack ready to go.

    Good sir, what can I do to improve this evening?

    Copious amounts of sake.

    I am not of drinking age, and do not have sake anyway.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also of course we're talking about masturbation

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, I've got the first season of Samurai Jack ready to go.

    Good sir, what can I do to improve this evening?

    Copious amounts of sake

    matt has a problem on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    trashy orgasm = weak orgasm

    an anticlimax

    Why did you do this? I only have room for one quote in my signature.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

    You don't mix hard liquors if you want something good.

    Quid on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

    You don't mix hard liquors if you want something good.

    This is not a hard and fast rule.

    100 Proof Russian Vodka + Kalhua Especial + Baileys over ice = delicious and all kinds of drunk.


    edit: I missed the "hard" word. Yeah, I guess I would have to point to the Zombie, Which is a blend of many many different rums that is tasty.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

    You don't mix hard liquors if you want something good.

    bullshit.

    My favourite drink is vodka with vodka.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    syndalis wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

    You don't mix hard liquors if you want something good.

    This is not a hard and fast rule.

    100 Proof Russian Vodka + Kalhua Especial + Baileys over ice = delicious and all kinds of drunk.

    but kahlua and baileys aren't hard liquor?

    but yeah that shit is excellent.

    It's also a variant of white russian!

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    syndalis wrote: »
    edit: I missed the "hard" word. Yeah, I guess I would have to point to the Zombie, Which is a blend of many many different rums that is tasty.

    That gets a slide for being various rums and not, say, whiskey and tequila.

    Quid on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerd, how old are you?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My cousins pick the worst names for their kids. One is "Kiran Caspian". The most recent is "Aidan Tirian". May they know the taste of playground dirt well into their 30's...

    :edit: These are both boys names.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Rapture is good.

    so here is some.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxR9uwWn6VM

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    why have two kids with two -an names

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2009
    Kiran will be fine. I know of a few of them.

    Aidan, I have no clue.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My cousins pick the worst names for their kids. One is "Kiran Caspian". The most recent is "Aidan Tirian". May they know the taste of playground dirt well into their 30's...

    :edit: These are both boys names.

    Narnia fan?

    Robos A Go Go on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My cousins pick the worst names for their kids. One is "Kiran Caspian". The most recent is "Aidan Tirian". May they know the taste of playground dirt well into their 30's...

    :edit: These are both boys names.

    Narnia fan?
    Probably.

    I sort of want to post a picture of my cousin's hair. He's starting to go gray, but he has this Bride of Frankenstein/skunk thing going on. Gray streak, right down the middle of his semi jewfro.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerd, how old are you?

    Young enough, sir.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My kids are getting names that don't stem from the bible, like me and my sister did.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerd, how old are you?

    Young enough, sir.

    no seriously

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerd, how old are you?

    Young enough, sir.

    no seriously

    It doesn't matter.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Outside is cold. Ugh. Typing speed reduced.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerd, how old are you?

    Young enough, sir.

    no seriously

    It doesn't matter.
    Have..... have a seat over there?

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot regular Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

    You don't mix hard liquors if you want something good.

    And the rest of it?

    Captain Carrot on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerd, how old are you?

    Young enough, sir.

    no seriously

    It doesn't matter.
    Have..... have a seat over there?
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sigrid/Siri is a nice girl's name. Or Liv. Or Turid.

    for boys, Arne, Hjalmar and Vidar are all names I could see myself calling my kid

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote:
    Recommend me some cocktails.
    Two parts vodka, one part soda water, one part bourbon. Serve with crushed ice and a lemon slice garnish.

    Note: I just made this up and have never had any alcoholic beverage, so it could easily be horrible.

    You don't mix hard liquors if you want something good.

    What do you like to drink?

    Passerbye on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Yo Passer, dawg. How would the mascot thing work?

    Like mail it around to different places and take a picture with it at a nice local site?

    Honk on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I want to know which one of us is oldest, gasmic

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just going as the cop tonight for the party...

    I dunno, I'm not really feeling it. I'm kinda dejected, actually. Jew will be there and so will my sister, so I'll have two people to avoid. Plus all the girls are dressed up super hot and I just look wide and drab by comparison.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I had a Red Bull and a NOS back to back, because I was curious about what NOS tasted like (sort of citrusy, sort of like urine) but I also wanted a Red Bull. Then I came home and had pizza and two pints of beer. So I'm a weird combination of hyper and somewhat loopy.

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