RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited March 2007
I just watched that part again.
I think that was my favorite all time episode. I remember watching that when I was like 12, and when he talks about how mass production meaning the end of true individualization through possessions, it seriously left an indelible mark.
I would hit that so hard the world would stop and everything would go flying off of shelves all of a sudden
Except I would be hitting it from the other angle so that way us hitting it with monstrous force would equal each others hitting out.
We can not destroy the world just yet.
aww I was kind of hoping that when I stopped the world time would stop too so it would be all matrix-y and shit with all the books flying off the shelves in hella slow motion
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited March 2007
but in your little scenario there cal she would be rent asunder
but in your little scenario there cal she would be rent asunder
which is a totally metal phrase
rent asunder
Man, it's hella metal.
We're going to rend her asunder.
ass under.
QUICK! WE NEED A THIRD MAN!
TIMESPACE ITSELF SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR UNHOLY UNION WITH THE MYTHBUSTER GODDESS KNOWN AS KARI
ALL CREATION SHALL FEEL THE QUAKE AND BE CLEFT IN TWAIN, AND WE SHALL STAND AS GLORIOUS WARRIORS, OUR PHALLUSES DRAPED IN VELVET AND FLESH, ASTRIDE THIS NEW CREATION OF DUAL EXISTENCE
WE SHALL BECOME GODS FROM MAN, AND WE SHALL SEE FOREVER
TIMESPACE ITSELF SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR UNHOLY UNION WITH THE MYTHBUSTER GODDESS KNOWN AS KARI
ALL CREATION SHALL FEEL THE QUAKE AND BE CLEFT IN TWAIN, AND WE SHALL STAND AS GLORIOUS WARRIORS, OUR PHALLUSES DRAPED IN VELVET AND FLESH, ASTRIDE THIS NEW CREATION OF DUAL EXISTENCE
WE SHALL BECOME GODS FROM MAN, AND WE SHALL SEE FOREVER
Thus it was spoken and written that upon this mount of glory shall forever there be a monument to our greatness.
Upon this rock, and upon this bitch, shall our presence be etched, for as our semen is unto rock as is our DP unto roll.
Yay, and so shall it be.
Ramen.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited March 2007
oh my god I wish I was in Manowar so bad sometimes
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited March 2007
callius we need to get bonk to move up here and we will make a rad band and I will learn how to play this fucking bass guitar I have had for years and we will rule the world with our metal
callius we need to get bonk to move up here and we will make a rad band and I will learn how to play this fucking bass guitar I have had for years and we will rule the world with our metal
Fuck yeah dude.
Wait till you hear my fucking metal scream. It's brutal. Definitely on the high pitched side, but god damned awesome.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
I have no musical talent so I could never be in a band. I don't know. If it's a metal band I can growl better than the sound effects for demons in movies.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
callius we need to get bonk to move up here and we will make a rad band and I will learn how to play this fucking bass guitar I have had for years and we will rule the world with our metal
Fuck yeah dude.
Wait till you hear my fucking metal scream. It's brutal. Definitely on the high pitched side, but god damned awesome.
awesome. you can do the crazy high pitched maiden wails, I'll do the grumblegrumble hellsa yelling.
I can do the whole hetfield-end-every-sentence-in-rrrrrrruuuuuuuuh thing too
If I ever get that drum kit I've been wanting for years I'll totally just get on stage and machine-gun it with a whicked double-bass for about an hour without stop.
It's your job to work around me.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
record your grunts and snarls on that karaoke site
singshot.com i think it was
i wanted to record metal versions of songs on it but wops lol bronchitis
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
record your grunts and snarls on that karaoke site
singshot.com i think it was
i wanted to record metal versions of songs on it but wops lol bronchitis
my mic is so hilariously bad at recording that shit
I was going to do a metal version of Stray Cat Strut, but it sounded like turds in a blender
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
i bought the cheapest mike guiar center had ($40)
it always records too low unless i set everything in audacity all the way up though ;(
also i suck
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited March 2007
see all I have is my headset mic
to do proper metaldude yellings you need to be able to hold a mic in your hand and fucking bellow from the bottom of your lungs, not sit in a chair and holler at the thing sticking off of your headphones
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
you can hold your headphones in your hand!
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
rank I will record some growls & such when I get home
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
it is great if I growl at the kid he starts crying and runs off in terror
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited March 2007
what is this, a fuckin audition?
we ain't american idol here broham, we're talking about our imaginary band from the intertron
talking about eastern and western religion and civilization
keep in mind this was made in the 70s, but it's kind of neat to see now
CURSES TO MY WORK FILTER!
I really want to see this guys stuff. It's exactly the sort of historical study I want to go into.
God, I wrote an essay last year about the disconnection between Thomas Jefferson's political philosophy and political actions, while relating it to Thomas Paine and other revolutionary era radicals while putting it in the framework of the instability of early america mixed with vestigal british pomp and how all of that mixed together to form Manifest Destiny and the inevitable US foreign involvement.
MythBusters
Dirty Jobs w\Mike Rowe
Deadliest Catch
Special mention for FutureWeapons, but did not make Top 3 due to ex-Navy Seal host guy's over-the-top routine.
Oh GOD I want to hit that guy so bad. And he'd probably cry like a little bitch because there's no way in hell he's an ex-navy SEAL. He's too much of a showboat.
Rank, I'm going to dry-rape you in my sleep tonight because you're so awesome for mentioning Connections. That was a fucking awesome show and I loved watching it.
Also Shoe's a stupid cunt which is nothing new but he's not even an entertaining stupid cunt anymore.
oh my god you've heard of it? I am so fucking glad someone else here has.
great big <3s
I realize that I'm hells of late for all this, but fuck yeah to Connections
I loved that show
Hell, I had the Connections video game
It was all shitty FMV and such, and really, wasn't much good as far as replayability went, but it was awesome nonetheless
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I think that was my favorite all time episode. I remember watching that when I was like 12, and when he talks about how mass production meaning the end of true individualization through possessions, it seriously left an indelible mark.
Such a great show.
BREAST ATTACK ON FUCK MOUNTAIN
Shut up faggot. If you don't want to hit that there is something wrong with your libido.
I still love you though, k?
We can not destroy the world just yet.
aww I was kind of hoping that when I stopped the world time would stop too so it would be all matrix-y and shit with all the books flying off the shelves in hella slow motion
which is a totally metal phrase
rent asunder
We're going to rend her asunder.
ass under.
QUICK! WE NEED A THIRD MAN!
Is anyone elses profile giving them errors when they link an AV from photobucket?
Come Overwatch with meeeee
TIMESPACE ITSELF SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR UNHOLY UNION WITH THE MYTHBUSTER GODDESS KNOWN AS KARI
ALL CREATION SHALL FEEL THE QUAKE AND BE CLEFT IN TWAIN, AND WE SHALL STAND AS GLORIOUS WARRIORS, OUR PHALLUSES DRAPED IN VELVET AND FLESH, ASTRIDE THIS NEW CREATION OF DUAL EXISTENCE
WE SHALL BECOME GODS FROM MAN, AND WE SHALL SEE FOREVER
okay, now that was fucking metal
I do believe I've just written the opening sequence for the first Blüdfart album right there
now I just need to reanimate Vincent Price to have him narrate it and we're looking at a good start to a quadruple platinum fucking record, duders
Ewwww but what if your sacks touch?
juh juh juh
(war drums, with heavy echo)
meedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedlie
meedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedliemeedlie
Upon this rock, and upon this bitch, shall our presence be etched, for as our semen is unto rock as is our DP unto roll.
Yay, and so shall it be.
Ramen.
TAKITA TAKITA TAKITA TTTTRRRRKKKKKTTT!
TAKITA TAKITA TAKITA TTTTRRRRKKKKKTTT!
TAKITA TAKITA TAKITA TTTTRRRRKKKKKTTT!
YYYYRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK GOD! GRRAAAAAHHHH!
Wait till you hear my fucking metal scream. It's brutal. Definitely on the high pitched side, but god damned awesome.
awesome. you can do the crazy high pitched maiden wails, I'll do the grumblegrumble hellsa yelling.
I can do the whole hetfield-end-every-sentence-in-rrrrrrruuuuuuuuh thing too
It's your job to work around me.
singshot.com i think it was
i wanted to record metal versions of songs on it but wops lol bronchitis
my mic is so hilariously bad at recording that shit
I was going to do a metal version of Stray Cat Strut, but it sounded like turds in a blender
it always records too low unless i set everything in audacity all the way up though ;(
also i suck
to do proper metaldude yellings you need to be able to hold a mic in your hand and fucking bellow from the bottom of your lungs, not sit in a chair and holler at the thing sticking off of your headphones
we ain't american idol here broham, we're talking about our imaginary band from the intertron
Goddamn
I just saw this
Is it bad that I popped a boner?
Oh GOD I want to hit that guy so bad. And he'd probably cry like a little bitch because there's no way in hell he's an ex-navy SEAL. He's too much of a showboat.
The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun
Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
I realize that I'm hells of late for all this, but fuck yeah to Connections
I loved that show
Hell, I had the Connections video game
It was all shitty FMV and such, and really, wasn't much good as far as replayability went, but it was awesome nonetheless