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[Phalla] Steampunk: Demons Win, Ship Destroyed

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, that's us all filled up. Give me a bit to finalise some things behind the scenes, and we'll get this party started.

    Pip pip.

    Burnage on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    You guys do not understand, fate doesn't fuck around with me when I step out of line


    Last time there were rolling blackouts and water shortages, mysterious sicknesses

    lives were lost

    That's... intriguing. I still say you should follow our suggestions. You can't bend to the whims of fate. Sign up, and take hold of the reigns of your very world.

    Hey Ahava, how's it going? I actually still have you as a writing buddy from last year, along with jdark and a few others. I'm a little behind already, but coming back from an insurmountable deficit of words is one of my favorite things.

    FreeAgent on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Night Zero: Deja Vu

    The airship launched, to the cheers of a truly monstrous watching crowd. Yet, strangely, the cheers were not quite jubilant. It was almost as if the crowd knew something was about to happen - other than the launching of Wangcastle's first Leviathan-class airship, of course - and they were cheering the event yet to happen.

    The nobles on board reclined to enjoy their fine liquor. All of the processes on board the Phallae had been automated during the renovation, so there was no need for them to be disturbed by any damnable commoners. Pleasing music began to play over a set of ironically tinny brass speakers, when dark rumbles from the core of the airship began to trouble the gentlemen and ladies.

    When two explosions ripped through the wings of the airship, they sprang into action - only to be confronted by the corpse of one Batsuo Louvre, a lecturer from University of Wangcastle. Who would murder a scholar, they wondered, quickly; who would find it in their hearts to harm a man of learning?

    But rapidly that question dissolved, to a more pressing one. They had all heard the tales of the Phallae's first flight, all those years ago. Most of them had dismissed them as legend and whispered error.

    "Automatons?", one noble whispered.

    "No," said a firm man, with a quivering moustache. "This is the work of the Army of Common Men and Women. Those fools think they can aspire to a place above their station. I suspected they might sneak aboard, but not that they would be so brazen."

    The moustache was stroked into submission by a calm and steady hand.

    "We shall hunt them. We shall stop them. We shall teach them the manners that they so clearly lack. But it shall not easy; the commoners are treacherous, as is their way. They could be hiding amongst us. This journey shall be eventful, but I shall enjoy rooting out the scum of Wangcastle from within our ranks."

    The moustache barely covered the man's grim smile.

    The Dead:
    B:L - Batsuo Louvre the lecturer nobleman - killed by a mystery assailant

    A bomb was detonated on the port wing. (-8)
    A bomb was detonated on the starboard wing. (-8)


    The Condition of the Phallae
    The main engine is in perfect condition. (30/30)
    The secondary engine is in perfect condition. (30/30)
    The cockpit is in perfect condition. (30/30)
    The port wing has been slightly damaged. (22/30)
    The starboard wing has been slightly damaged. (22/30)
    The dorsal fin is in perfect condition. (30/30)
    Day One has begun.
    It shall end in approximately 22 hours, at 0000 GMT.
    Role PMs shall be sent out shortly.

    Burnage on
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Salutations.

    I speak for the automatons aboard this lovely vessel.

    Worry not about Army of the Commoners.

    A glovefucking is in right order.

    Infidel on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bombs?

    A true gentleman fights with his fists!

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    JustPlainPavekJustPlainPavek Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If there's one thing this situation calls for, it's a vigorous adjusting of one's monocle!

    JustPlainPavek on
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    EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Explosions?! Well this is most unbecoming!

    Ebfan on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Needs moar steam-powered robots.

    3cl1ps3 on
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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ringo wrote: »
    Bombs?

    A true gentleman fights with his fists!

    I agree my good sir.

    Only a coward or a brigand would not face his opponent directly.

    Fatal3RR0R on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So. Who dies tonight.

    3cl1ps3 on
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    adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wait til everyone gets the role PM before we talk about killin' time.

    adventfalls on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hooray, laziness has granted me a monocle for this game.

    enlightenedbum on
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    oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    narrator wrote: »
    The moustache was stroked into submission by a calm and steady hand.

    Win!

    oaklore on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I must admit to being in favour of monocles.

    Arivia on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    All role PMs have now been sent out. Carry on, chaps and chapesses.

    Burnage on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Being unfamiliar with the last Steampunk phalla, are the ACMW the mafia in this game?

    Wash on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Being unfamiliar with the last Steampunk phalla, are the ACMW the mafia in this game?

    Clarification denied.

    Burnage on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmmm, well with no pigeonking, I'm forced to vote for !garroad_ran as he is Always Evil

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    'ello mates, 'ow's about we grab some'n to drink to get this thing up'n started, eh?

    kime on
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    !Fluffy, because that question was obviously an act to try and make us think he's innocent.

    Obviously.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There are no autonomous cogitation devices hellbent on our destruction here. None whatsoever.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is the difference between Primary, Secondary, and Tertiary objectives?

    The game will end when a faction fulfills their primary win condition; the game may also end when certain factions fulfill their secondary win conditions, although this is not necessarily the case.

    Tertiary win conditions are extra objectives so that you may claim a minor victory in the face of defeat.

    Burnage on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime wrote: »
    'ello mates, 'ow's about we grab some'n to drink to get this thing up'n started, eh?

    kime, if you start typing like the guy mocked in this video talks:

    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=retsupurae#p/u/101/YbvZeOnHI_w

    I will murder you.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime, if you start typing like the guy mocked in this video talks:

    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=retsupurae#p/u/101/YbvZeOnHI_w

    I will murder you.
    Oh, I have no motivation to do that in every post I make. But sporadically expect attempts to amuse myself with it :P.

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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime wrote: »
    'ello mates, 'ow's about we grab some'n to drink to get this thing up'n started, eh?

    I won't hesitate to throw various painful instruments at you Kime.

    Fatal3RR0R on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime wrote: »
    kime, if you start typing like the guy mocked in this video talks:

    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=retsupurae#p/u/101/YbvZeOnHI_w

    I will murder you.
    Oh, I have no motivation to do that in every post I make. But sporadically expect attempts to amuse myself with it :P.

    Good.

    enlightenedbum on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hee hee hee

    Two'f ye've gone'n threatened me poor tender heart already. I'm thinkin' I must be doin' some'n right.

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    GnershGnersh Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I shall use this clever method of deduction! Whomever has the least amount of the letter M,O,N,C,L and E in their name is obviously guilty!

    Arivia,Typhus733 and Daius are the only ones responsible of this Crime.

    Thus my vote goes to Daius!

    Gnersh on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I really don't want to vote kime day one. I really, really don't. Don't make me do it, kime.

    enlightenedbum on
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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ladies and gentlemen. May it be known that I am to vote for Erich Zahn, currently.

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    EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gnersh wrote: »
    I shall use this clever method of deduction! Whomever has the least amount of the letter M,O,N,C,L and E in their name is obviously guilty!

    Arivia,Typhus733 and Daius are the only ones responsible of this Crime.

    Thus my vote goes to Daius!

    I say, my good man. I find the fact that you arbitrarily omitted A in your arbitrary analysis to be quite suspicious.

    Ebfan on
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ebfan wrote: »
    Gnersh wrote: »
    I shall use this clever method of deduction! Whomever has the least amount of the letter M,O,N,C,L and E in their name is obviously guilty!

    Arivia,Typhus733 and Daius are the only ones responsible of this Crime.

    Thus my vote goes to Daius!

    I say, my good man. I find the fact that you arbitrarily omitted A in your arbitrary analysis to be quite suspicious.

    *Gasp* You do not even know how to properly spell the word "monocle!" Such illiteracy reeks of the working class!

    !Fluffy
    !Ebfan

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    EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Egads! I have embarrassed myself!

    Ebfan on
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ebfan wrote: »
    Gnersh wrote: »
    I shall use this clever method of deduction! Whomever has the least amount of the letter M,O,N,C,L and E in their name is obviously guilty!

    Arivia,Typhus733 and Daius are the only ones responsible of this Crime.

    Thus my vote goes to Daius!

    I say, my good man. I find the fact that you arbitrarily omitted A in your arbitrary analysis to be quite suspicious.

    Clearly riff-raff that wouldn't know about class and style. And spelling.

    !Ebfan

    Infidel on
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    SaraLunaSaraLuna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    *adjusts his fine top hat*

    Gentlemen, let us begin.

    I have consulted my ledger of past wrongdoings and grievances and, strangely enough, not found entries for any of our present company. Instead, I have consulted my personal numeral synthesizer and compared it's results to our passenger manifest.
    Curiously, !ebfan's ticket number came up.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yes, curious.

    Infidel on
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    And your dude even has a monocle, ebfan.... for shame

    Egos on
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    SaraLunaSaraLuna Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    egads! you chaps have sprung upon ebfan while I was preparing my oratory.

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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Truly Ebfan is a excellent vote.

    Fatal3RR0R on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aaaahh hahahahah...in all the confusion, I believe I saw Ebfan running from one of the wings shortly after the explosion.

    3cl1ps3 on
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