Yeah I say just tell her how you feel and let her parse it out in her own time. If it were me after someone were with me through that whole mourning period then dropped that on me I'd say it would cheapen the time we spent together as you waited to strike.
seriously, if a girl will do that then she is not worth keeping in the first place
edit: by which i mean breaking up with a dude whose mom died
not road head
that's dangerous but to each his own
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
Oh you attractive people and your getting-to-have-sex.
dude whatever. if the internet has taught me ANYHTING it's that ugly people have like 5x the sex that hot people do.
seriously.
yeah the 5 years of working at a photo developing place Back in the day has taught me that the vast majority of people that like to get superfreaky and take pics of dirty borderline-illegal acts are ugly old fatties
seriously, if a girl will do that then she is not worth keeping in the first place
edit: by which i mean breaking up with a dude whose mom died
not road head
that's dangerous but to each his own
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
see above response in which i backpedal and share
i thought the whole story had been told and i was wrong so yeah
Let's do this with Metropolis shining on us from your projector.
Seriously, if we did that my girlfriend would probably have to tie herself up not to jump our bones right then and there. Which isn't a bad idea in and of itself....
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seriously, if a girl will do that then she is not worth keeping in the first place
edit: by which i mean breaking up with a dude whose mom died
not road head
that's dangerous but to each his own
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
see above response in which i backpedal and share
i thought the whole story had been told and i was wrong so yeah
LOOK A WOMAN WAS WRONG AND ADMITTED IT
NEVER FORGET
Let's do this with Metropolis shining on us from your projector.
Seriously, if we did that my girlfriend would probably have to tie herself up not to jump our bones right then and there. Which isn't a bad idea in and of itself....
seriously, if a girl will do that then she is not worth keeping in the first place
edit: by which i mean breaking up with a dude whose mom died
not road head
that's dangerous but to each his own
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
see above response in which i backpedal and share
i thought the whole story had been told and i was wrong so yeah
LOOK A WOMAN WAS WRONG AND ADMITTED IT
NEVER FORGET
(I'm sorry Quoth you're rad, ok?)
wait no did i say i was wrong because i meant uh long
seriously, if a girl will do that then she is not worth keeping in the first place
edit: by which i mean breaking up with a dude whose mom died
not road head
that's dangerous but to each his own
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
see above response in which i backpedal and share
i thought the whole story had been told and i was wrong so yeah
LOOK A WOMAN WAS WRONG AND ADMITTED IT
NEVER FORGET
(I'm sorry Quoth you're rad, ok?)
wait no did i say i was wrong because i meant uh long
i am very long
winded
like polonius
I thought that went extinct because of vaccination
seriously, if a girl will do that then she is not worth keeping in the first place
edit: by which i mean breaking up with a dude whose mom died
not road head
that's dangerous but to each his own
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
see above response in which i backpedal and share
i thought the whole story had been told and i was wrong so yeah
LOOK A WOMAN WAS WRONG AND ADMITTED IT
NEVER FORGET
(I'm sorry Quoth you're rad, ok?)
wait no did i say i was wrong because i meant uh long
i am very long
winded
like polonius
I thought that went extinct because of vaccination
the reason that ugly people get laid is because they have low standards and will have sex with other ugly people and/or fat people, who in turn have low standards and etc. etc.
the reason that ugly people get laid is because they have low standards and will have sex with other ugly people and/or fat people, who in turn have low standards and etc. etc.
so basically the moral of the story is
"if you want to have lots of sex, lower your standards"
the reason that ugly people get laid is because they have low standards and will have sex with other ugly people and/or fat people, who in turn have low standards and etc. etc.
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his mom died 4 months ago
she was a perfectly supporting girlfriend all along up until last week
where he basically pushed her off him in a crowded bar and continued drinking alone
she's been trying to be there for him but he just keeps alienating her and it hurt her and she didn't know what to do
so
NEVER LET HER GO
dyin' with laughter, here
ok then fuck that guy i guess
he sounds like my husband's grandfather
people keep trying to reach out to him since his wife died and he is kind of a dick about it
Luckily I'm awesome and hot.
seriously in what fantasy world is he living
mirrors crack when I walk past them
man, that's a pretty broad assumption
we don't know what he was doing that caused her to break up with him
yeah, I get that his mom died but that doesn't give anyone cart blanche to become a raging asshole
so perhaps she was justified
I mean, we didn't and I never thought that... but I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!
yeah the 5 years of working at a photo developing place Back in the day has taught me that the vast majority of people that like to get superfreaky and take pics of dirty borderline-illegal acts are ugly old fatties
Scarlet, you have seen my picture, you know this is no laughing matter.
I have also seen your picture, and if you are not getting any then, sir, you are simply not applying yourself.
see above response in which i backpedal and share
i thought the whole story had been told and i was wrong so yeah
i'll suck your dick, man.
Seriously, if we did that my girlfriend would probably have to tie herself up not to jump our bones right then and there. Which isn't a bad idea in and of itself....
oh I missed this in all the wise internet advice
hello swill
what is your major malfunction
In the words of Chop Chop "it's all in the mind"
LOOK A WOMAN WAS WRONG AND ADMITTED IT
NEVER FORGET
(I'm sorry Quoth you're rad, ok?)
I've got these cheeseburgers, man.
I'll suck your dick, man.
Exactly the problem with all the sex I get.
[Rim Shot]
Not being a douche is also critical to maintain a good relationship. Don't be a douche is a rule of life
EDIT: One might even say it's better than sex
unless in all that sex you're having you encounter a really smelly vagina. Then being a douche might come in handy.
sometimes even this doesn't help though, for example when the other person becomes a douche!
wait no did i say i was wrong because i meant uh long
i am very long
winded
like polonius
That only happens to people's whose mom dies
Blow Pop.
see talking like this I am like uh no thanks
but I would like to tell you I took some pita bread, little bit of olive oil, tossed that mother fucker in the oven and am now enjoying pita crisps
I think breakfast foods are one of the best post-sex foods.
Who else here has gotten that incredible hunger after a long boning session? Isn't it so fulfilling to eat afterward?
no it went extinct because of stabbination
yessssssssssssssssssss pita
pita bread is so good
it might be the bestest
so basically the moral of the story is
"if you want to have lots of sex, lower your standards"
-Mikal-
pre-breakfast bone followed by breakfast at Jim's
awesome fucking sunday
Also, alcohol.
That is the best way to start a Sunday.
Only, I don't have a "Jim's" here, but there are many acceptable substitutes.
(Also, Mysst, I totally keep buffing you on the Facebook D&D Tiny Adventures game and you should buff me back :winky: )
Edit: That was a little downtime there.